Best Threads - Not best lolcow, but best threads

[Done]

My absolute favorite thread is the MovieBob one. I personally think it is one of the best written in the whole side and is made in a way that could easily be used as a model on how to do future threads:autism::autism::autism:

Unlike Chipman himself, an internet behemoth.

JF and Kwanzaboi are my other picks.

Thanks for the compliment, writing the MovieBob v2 OP (The actual OP is now the 2nd post, I really need to ) was genuinely a fun experience, but I am honestly bored of him nowadays for a variety of reasons (despite @Sexy Times Hitler's excellent work there), I only really peek in to see if I need to add something to the OP or not. Kwanza's is a great thread that I've been kinda sleeping on lately.

JF thread is the kind of thread I tend to binge every couple of weeks.

Yandev's thread is pretty interesting. It's updating about every 20 minutes and it's hilarious to see Yandev's logic in things. I didn't even know a man like him could exist.

I tried checking that one out because Yandev intrigues me as a cow, but it really fails when it comes to the content:sperging ratio, compare the 1st five pages to the last five and you will see what I mean.. No disrespect intended to anyone here, just stating an opinion.

 

[Rafael Quintero]

I really liked reading through the vade-springtrapp-straysheep sagas... Frustrating at times but a pretty fucking good read (imo), especially in succession

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/alyssa-waldrop-vade-scoutgender-autisticleafeon-spiritlore.5146/
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/springtrapp.8293/
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/stray-sheep.9667/

 

[RG 448]

The Nice Guys thread is one of the first I ever read and still my all time favorite. It tends to get bogged down in over-analysis, but the actual content is just so fucking funny I don’t even care.

 

[An Ghost]

Shorter than most but if you like cows who post videos of themselves terrorizing the general populace Susan Stone has a thread for you.

 

[heathercho]

Julie Terryberry's thread. That was an incredible thread for such a wonderous gaping asshole. You felt like you went on a dirty journey with Julie, in her shed, her fights with G-Ma, that cunt and every insertion and whip lash Julie gave herself, was well conveyed. The constant back and forth between Julie and the farms was great. The saga with the stolen blanket was beautiful.

Then she died. Sad but climactic.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/julie-terryberry.18477/

Poor Julie. She's in the big shed in the sky now, rest her soul.

 

[Tiny Clanger]

Most of my faves are dying, either huffed off the internet (Raven Sparks) or trying to contain the crazy (Misty Henry, tho for a time the sperg was glorious, especially as reported to a nutjob via a febreze-huffing sped. And she thinks we're all the same person, so if we all post at once her head explodes.)

Tommy is classic, Sneasel's budgie will never be safe. All our trannyfails are pretty good, having never got the memo an ugly bloke does not a pretty winsome girlie make no matter what bits you chop off. But I'm after some new cows, so I'm going to mine this thread.

@Commander Keen
Here. The answer to all your problems

Nothing beats the e-numbery goodness of Hot Poodle with its hint of boiled dog in radiation sauce. Tue green ones are the best, they have that toxic sludge thing going on.

Edit x three trillion for not today English can I.

 

[The Iconoclast]

The Ananiah Carlson thread and the subsequent events following it.

 

[Jack Awful]

https://kiwifarms.net/forums/brianna-wu.82/
The Brianna Wu subforum as a whole is fantastic.
Seeing John going from a nobody to an "online harassment expert" by purposefully baiting internet trolls so he could get pity points to a political candidate that all real politicians either ignore or mock all while making outlandish, blatant lies and acting like a holier than thou expert of everything despite the obvious low quality of whatever he produces in addition to refusing to admit he's trans despite how obvious it is by his appearance alone.

The Warren Lynch saga is also amazing and inspiring. A lolcow we were mocking actually visited the farms and had a totally civil conversation with us, making us respect him. If all lolcows acted like him, this site wouldn't have any content. Of course he was fired when John found out he was posting here and treating us like humans, but we wouldn't expect anything less.

 

[Gordon Cole]

The Leonard F. Shaner thread was pretty good, until it got destroyed by weenage.

@Gook Choy's stories of working at the Sears with him drives me to tears every time.

Thanks for the compliment, writing the MovieBob v2 OP (The actual OP is now the 2nd post, I really need to ) was genuinely a fun experience, but I am honestly bored of him nowadays for a variety of reasons (despite @Sexy Times Hitler's excellent work there), I only really peek in to see if I need to add something to the OP or not. Kwanza's is a great thread that I've been kinda sleeping on lately.

You mean a fat man who tweets out deranged, repetitive rants isn't engaging material? I'm truly shocked. /sneed

 

[Woke Blue Muttlema]

The Sam Ambreen thread is pretty fantastic.

Agree. I need to translate it.

 

[El Porko Fako]

What I was shooting at is, what are the threads you keep going back to for pure enjoyment?

If were talking about pure enjoyment @neural, then I think we can both agree that our buddy Bryan Dunn had a pretty fantastic thread. It definitely had some horrible times, but holy shit if Bryan didn't produce a whole dairy's worth of tard cum when he got angry. The guy's a fucking lunatic, and I eagerly await when he comes back from his current "I'm reformed. Pls no bully" phase.

 

[BILLY MAYS]

Michael J Hirtes' thread. The cow is active, content has good variety and well-archived, and IMO the OT sperging is kept to a minimum.

Also the Brad Watson thread. loljk it's literally cancer in thread form.

 

[Done]

If were talking about pure enjoyment @neural, then I think we can both agree that our buddy Bryan Dunn had a pretty fantastic thread. It definitely had some horrible times, but holy shit if Bryan didn't produce a whole dairy's worth of tard cum when he got angry. The guy's a fucking lunatic, and I eagerly await when he comes back from his current "I'm reformed. Pls no bully" phase.

Bryan's thread was frequently fantastic IMO, but his content got very scattered in multiple subforums, making following him rather difficult unless you kinda dedicated effort to it.

I think he's kind of a dead cow now, at least if you're looking for Metokur-outs-him-publicly type of highs (also him getting off on getting BTFO'd makes you hesitate a bit before roasting him), but his consistent and never-ending efforts to become a huge eCeleb/Internet bigshot never fail to amuse, especially when they blow up in his face.

 

[Woke Blue Muttlema]

Thanks for the compliment, writing the MovieBob v2 OP (The actual OP is now the 2nd post, I really need to ) was genuinely a fun experience, but I am honestly bored of him nowadays for a variety of reasons (despite @Sexy Times Hitler's excellent work there), I only really peek in to see if I need to add something to the OP or not. Kwanza's is a great thread that I've been kinda sleeping on lately.

JF thread is the kind of thread I tend to binge every couple of weeks.

I tried checking that one out because Yandev intrigues me as a cow, but it really fails when it comes to the content:sperging ratio, compare the 1st five pages to the last five and you will see what I mean.. No disrespect intended to anyone here, just stating an opinion.

Im going to still that muh nibba.

 

[Doc Cassidy]

Fedsmoker's thread will always be the best because he he isn't a lolcow he's a hero who I model my life after. The solution to every problem you might have in life can be solved with What Would Fedsmoker Do

 

[autism420]

Too lazy to link it but @Cowlick has a great thread

 

[drunk "Jedi master"]

mine is "The Awful Fursuit" thread one of the few that I always go back to for a laugh like the pokemon / MLP ones there just all abominations.

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

You know, I'm gonna get blowback, but fuck it:
The Vade thread was shit, but it was glorious shit. It was a beautiful, autistic clusterfuck of a thousand screaming voices, and it's the first thread that was interesting enough to be worth creating an account here to follow.
Kiwi Farms birthed a headmate in some random tumblr chick. There was drama, action, police calls, suicide threats, cow in thread, every moment was something new. A war with a certain subset of tumblr was started. Null delivered a post that I still argue should be in the terms of use page before new users can make an account. @Meowthkip arrived and had a full on grudge match, and I mean some old-hate, rumble in the jungle shit that was almost as interesting to follow as the thread itself. An entire subforum was birthed from it.

It had a lot of sperging and bullshit, but I'd argue it's required reading for Kiwis. It was a trip, man, and we so rarely get such active cows anymore.
Y'all can hate on it all you want, but when was the last time a cow sent a fucking army of followers into their thread to fight us? Shit happened, man, it wasn't just the same shit every day until Vade went dark.

 

[MG 620]

The Slaton thread. I can't look away.

 

[Cripple]

The Slaton Sisters.

How these two don't have their own TLC show, I don't know. If Kentucky were a pair of sisters, the Slatons would be it.

Lots of content, sagas, and minimun weenage (though given how dim the sisters are I doubt they'd even understand a weening attempt beyond "haters gonna hate ya'll!).