Best topping on bagel?

[sniggered]

mine is butter

 

[Cup Noodle]

I've seen lox at least twice in this thread. What the fuck is a lox. Will the Lorax come and explain it to me as he implores me to save the trees? Fuck you Lorax I need my sneed. I had never even heard of a bagel until we got a Walmart Super Center when I was a preteen. I now understand that bagels are some kind of Jewish shenanigans. My ancestors did a bang up job of getting rid of those fuckers, so I don't have to encounter them. They tried to do the same with the niggers but there were too many. Strawberry cream cheese is the only topping for a bagel unless some Jew wants to blue pill me on whatever the fuck a lox is.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

A gay guy named Steve.

 

[Solid Snek]

What kind of bagel?

The optimal topping for a bagel varies depending on the bagel's ingredients.

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

I've seen lox at least twice in this thread. What the fuck is a lox. Will the Lorax come and explain it to me as he implores me to save the trees? Fuck you Lorax I need my sneed. I had never even heard of a bagel until we got a Walmart Super Center when I was a preteen. I now understand that bagels are some kind of Jewish shenanigans. My ancestors did a bang up job of getting rid of those fuckers, so I don't have to encounter them. They tried to do the same with the niggers but there were too many. Strawberry cream cheese is the only topping for a bagel unless some Jew wants to blue pill me on whatever the fuck a lox is.

Lox = smoked and sliced Salmon.

 

[get_ur_gamon]

Cheam cheese + smoked salmon.

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