Best twist in a joke?

[TerribleIdeas™]

7 letter word.
Starts with N.
Describes people that are:

• lazy
• have shit taste in music, food, and alcohol
• got here on boats
• have a bizarre dialect that no one can fucking understand
• we should ship them the fuck back

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Newfies

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I fucking warned you.

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Alright, you exceptional sons of bitches, your turn. Lets have a joke with a sick twist.

 

[HarveyMCR]

God damn your username is accurate

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The joke is you

 

[TiggerNits]

 

[IV 445]

Bartender: “Hey horse, why the long face?”

Horse: “My wife was diagnosed with terminal cancer.”

 

[Not an_ime g_irl]

The keyword is "women"
_UNT

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Aunt

 

[ForgedBlades]

 

[dopy]

the twisty thing ur mom does with her tongue at the end of her clown sex thing we do always makes me giggle

 

[MrTroll]

 

[Yuusha-sama]

German jokes:
German package tour with 14 letters:

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Einmarschieren(Invade)

What is blue and lives in my cellar?

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I can dye my nigger the way I want.

 

[Red Hood]

3 Krauts walk into a B.A.R...

 

[Inflatable Julay]

I was eating out this chick's ass and tasted horse cum, I thought "so that's how you died grandma"