Best way to end it?

[Pee Cola]

The alt.suicide.methods reference is the definitive text on this topic.

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

Suicide is for faggots and the Japs, I plan to live forever like in that movie HIGHLANDER

So don't be a slanty eyed bitch, if you're having chronic pain get your doctor to prescribe some triptans or muscle relaxants or whatever. Opiates aren't the only thing that works.

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

You can amp opiates in a few ways, known as Opiate Potentiation/Sparing.

Benadryl (Diphenhydramine). Stop the itching from opiates and makes them work better (true for any antihistamine/anticholinergic).

Tagamet (Cimetidine). Slows down the breakdown of opiates so they stick around longer.

Immodium (Loperamide). Occupies the receptors in the body where the opiates might waste their time; instead they go to your brain where they are needed. [Caution: Will make the constipation from opiates much worse].

This is all shit you can get OTC. Add dosage/stack them slowly, you don't want to accidentally OD, its easier than you think.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

Find a power hammer, stick your head between the fullers press the fun switch with you foot.