Best/worst wedding trends

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Worst: Really cliche cheesy weddings.
Like at a beach or something, why the fuck am i gonna take dress shoes into the fucking sand and have to smell dead fish for hours. Fuck those people and their 10yrs until divorce.
Also not using traditional wedding music but like a party dub step one is really gay and makes a nigga want to put a shottys slug through his head and don't get me started with that generic acoustic guitar music playing before the wedding starts.

Actually I just dislike weddings in general, they're too slow paced and cuts into my vidya time, then having to see relatives you don't even like. And if there's no liquor, why even go? Champaign and wine can only do so much.
 
The only good thing that has ever come from me going to weddings is the long term troll I pulled back in high school when my girlfriend would drag me to her family member's weddings, people I knew would never see me again. I made sure to get in as many pictures I could so for next fifty years they would look at them and wonder who the fuck that guy is.
 
I like traditional weddings. Everybody’s gotta be so quirky and different... also open bar is a must. If you can’t afford the big party, just do a courthouse hitchin’ and do a vow renewal at a milestone anniversary. Bridezillas are the literal worst. I keep pestering my best friend about when her bf is gonna propose because bachelorette party what what
 
I'm a man so I think absolutely EVERYTHING about weddings are bad. Only women - inferior beings - like this shit.

I don't know what are the recent trends because the last wedding I attended was almost 20 years ago, but the worst part is obviously the fake smiles when you know for sure the retard couple will get a divorce in no time.
 
I think having a big ceremony with a dress you only wear once is tacky. Buy a nice dress, nothing too expensive, get married somewhere you like just the two of you. Then go have a cool vacation together without worrying what the mother-in-law thinks or any of that. A wedding should be something that matters to you and your partner--not an event to get the approval of family members.
 
  • Having weddings on major holidays like Christmas, 4th of July, New Years, Valentine’s Day, etc. -don’t see this too often, but if it does happen, good luck getting people to show up
  • His and hers split wedding cakes
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  • Naked wedding cakes
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  • People spending too much time on their phones at weddings
  • Having weddings in tents. It costs so much money to make those look nice on the inside, so it’s better to book a place that doesn’t have to be done up as much
  • Having super exotic flowers for the wedding that cost triple the amount of flowers that are grown locally
  • Baby’s breath is an awful flower. It looks cute, but smells horrible.
  • Cheesy sayings and puns to label everything at weddings. Bonus points if they’re written on chalkboards. The cutseyness is unbearable
  • Music that is so loud you can’t hear yourself talk
 
I disliked the dollar dance the one and only time it took place at a wedding I attended.

I suppose my biggest curiosity is what happens to the dollars that are received: Do they go towards some of the newlyweds' new expenses? Do they go to charity? Something else?

Worse, when I paid my dollar to dance with the bride at the aforementioned wedding, she nonchalantly stuck it down her dress in her cleavage like it was no big deal. That came off as cheap, tacky, and wrong and is probably what resulted in my dislike.
 
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