Best yo mama jokes

[ShahOfIran1979]

Share your best middle school yo mama jokes

Yo mama so ugly, her dildo needs viagra
Yo mama so old, she has a separate hole for black dicks
Yo mama so stupid, she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side
Yo mama so old, her history class was called "current events"

 

[CallmeCicada]

Yo mama so stupid she uses Kiwifarms and leaves sticker notifications on.

 

[Pepper Jack]

Yo mama is so fat, she sat on a quarter and squeezed a booger out of George Washington's nose.

 

[Dagoth AMOGUS]

Your mother is so overweight that it affects her self-esteem

 

[Figantic Gaggot]

i took your mother out for a nice seafood dinner and never called her again

 

[Core Theorist]

Yo mama loves you. You should call her.

 

[Fat Gollum]

 

[ShahOfIran1979]

Yo mama so stupid she uses Kiwifarms and leaves sticker notifications on.

Umm... Maybe my mama wants to see the various reactions her posts receive?

 

[Fastest Hand In The East]

Yo mama is such a whore she sucked off Ethan Ralph.

 

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[Niall Meanwhile]

 

[Mike Matei's Penis]

Yo mama
She is the best joke

 

[Cat tit bingo]

I remember one of the classics was "yo mama so fat when she walks her booty claps" but nowadays that's a genuine compliment.

 

[Jason Wynn]

Yo mama so ugly her vibrator friendzoned her.

Yo mama so fat she freebases ham

Yo mama like a bowl of chips at a family reunion. All her uncles had their fingers in there.

 

[Kel1 shi1]

Yo mama so fat she has her own zip code.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Your mother is so fat that she moved to Kuwait and got fake married to a Muslim man with a shit fetish.

 

[Mysterious Girlfriend X]

Yo mama so dead she's a skeleton.

 

[glue eater]

Yo mama so old, her history class was called "current events"

I have heard the variation "Yo mama so old, in her history class they just wrote down what they were doing".

 

[Colon capital V]

Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, she make gives a whole phone number (that she gives out to guys when you aren't looking)

 

[CallmeCicada]