skitzo theory about bibble.
bibble's mother was the black sheep of the white conservative family. She ran fast and loose, didnt see color and was was easy like canned cheese. So its no surpised she was on drugs and liked dark meat. Now her parents found out about this and sent her packing never to return. One day they opened their trailer door heading to church on a sunday morn when there was a cardboard box, wrapped in a bow, with an attached note. The took the dumpy box inside and read the note. The daughter had come by without her pimp's knowledge, she knew she would get a whopoin but she didnt care. She had given birth to a scrawny half white and half black child. Her pimp wanted them to just throw it in the dumpster but she couldn't. you see deep down she still had a few morals left that the crack and heroin hadn't destroyed. So she wrote, please raise this baby as your own, please remember he shares your blood as well as the blood of Jesus. Daddy dont take him down to the river and drowned him like you did with our kittens. You see, I am no good, I suck and fuck for drugs and money and i e always felt bad I didnt meet your standards, but this is my chance to give you a second chance. Tou can replace me with this babbby. You can raise him right and one day he will make you proud.
And so they did, they raised that baby to be racist just like them, yes he's half black but he doesn't claim that side. He doesnt walk black, talk black or even screw like he's black. He likes playing video games and D&D, Now he grew up hating his momma and her easy ways and while he thinks its normal to hate mist women and to laugh at them, that's just how he copes you see. They never seen his momma again. Some say she burned alive when a cheap motel burned down. Others say she is still being pimped out to this day, where people will throw her a $5 spot because they feel bad for her and she's living under a bridge somewhere in the midwest, but no one knows for certain.
Bibble sure hates black people though as it reminds him of the disappointment he'd he in his grandpappy's eyes every day he'd wake up and call him a racial slur before heading off to work. He knew he was half black but he'd never act like it. Does he have mother issues? more then most. He thinks most women are dumb and no good like his momma was. He also for some reason doesnt like when girls get to old. You see deep down he is his father's son and the pimp in him likes to keep them young and fresh. the criminal in his dna says age is just a numbah God damnit and that is the short and horribly written story of a half breed named bibble
