Biblical Mandela Effect - New Update dropped. It's the Wolf with the Lamb now.

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

This is probably because lion and lamb are used together in lots of other places. Jesus is referred to as both a lion and a lamb. There is a Christian worship song that has the lyrics "The lion and the lamb" There is a saying that March weather is "in like a lamb out like a lion" So you and others have likely conflated them together in your mind.

This makes the most logical conclusion. There's no way God would allow scripture to be changed by Satan.

 

[donksmanSupreme42]

ok, so in the original hebrew, it's "וְגָר זְאֵב עִם כֶּבֶשׂ וְנָמֵר עִם גְּדִי יִרְבָּץ"
aka "wolf will live with the lamb, and leopard will lie down with the calf", im paraphrasing cuz my english sucks

(note that the exact word for calf means "goat lamb" in modern hebrew, but it meant the newborn of any livestock animal in biblical hebrew, so i chose to translate it as calf)

What's more likely? That every single record of note and every inscription has suddenly changed, or you just conflated the fuller verse with a paraphrase?


Isaiah 11:6

the word for "young goat" in that verse (גדי) means "young goat" in modern hebrew,

but in biblical hebrew it meant the young of any livestock, u had to specify it was young goat by sayng (גדי עיזים) instead of (גדי)
btw this is why jews can't eat cheeseburgers, because some dipshit said that "they didnt say it was goat, they said it was any livestock, and since u can't know for sure if that meat belonged to the calf of that exact milk cow, ur not allowed to eat meat w/ milk products anyway just to be on the safe side)

pretty retarded, if u ask me

 

[redbeardeded]

ok, so in the original hebrew, it's "וְגָר זְאֵב עִם כֶּבֶשׂ וְנָמֵר עִם גְּדִי יִרְבָּץ"

Hebrew is only 145 years old.
It was invented by semiotes out of the dead tongue Phoenician.
The original Septuagint's Greek.
Know how you know?
Because it's called Septuagint, a Greek word, and not whatever orkscratch some yid'd call it.

 

[Unarmed Gunman]

Yeah, if it was just me so be it, but it isn't.

Yes, there are plenty retards in the world. It is known.

 

[donksmanSupreme42]

Hebrew is only 145 years old.
It was invented by semiotes out of the dead tongue Phoenician.
The original Septuagint's Greek.
Know how you know?
Because it's called Septuagint, a Greek word, and not whatever orkscratch some yid'd call it.

not rly, between 200BC and 145 years ago it was still used as a liturgical language, like latin with christianity
it just wasnt a spoken language
the guy who restored it, eliezer ben-yehuda, mostly used sources from when it was used as a liturgical language, and for words that didnt exist back then, he either used aramaic, or just made words up

(he used aramaic because phoenician texts are incredibly rare, while jews kept speaking aramaic for a few centuries after we stopped speaking, so he had a lot more to work with)


also the septuagint is the greek name of the greek bible translation, which is used because if u read the greek translation, you probably don't speak hebrew, so why use the hebrew name
in hebrew it's called "the 70 translation", which iirc means the same thing

 

[Lurkin' 'n' Jerkin']

Jesus doesn't cry

I've never heard that one, and it's especially weird considering John 11:35, "Jesus wept," is famous for being one of the shortest verses in the Bible. We all know Jesus cried, but there's one thing He didn't do.

 

[Yamaha YM2612]

I've never heard the lion lamb thing

 

[Spob]

I've never heard that one, and it's especially weird considering John 11:35, "Jesus wept," is famous for being one of the shortest verses in the Bible. We all know Jesus cried, but there's one thing He didn't do.

The cattle are lowing
The Baby awakes
But little Lord Jesus
No crying He makes

Like the guy actually quoted the Christmas carol

Also went over how the manger was in a house and not a stable

 

[Everything is on FIRE!]

The more I look at the Bible, the more changes I notice, that contradicts my memory. Same with hymns. The KJV is notorious for these mandela effects every other time I open it.

 

[redbeardeded]

Vader

J.F.Kennedy

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

The more I look at the Bible, the more changes I notice, that contradicts my memory. Same with hymns. The KJV is notorious for these mandela effects every other time I open it.

Because you get the New International [Per]Version quoted all the time by the media. I'm not a Christian, but I know there's some weird changes it made to the Bible. I don't like any sort of subversion, and that's what the NIV is. It was commissioned by HarperCollins, who just a year before the NIV came out published The Joy of Gay Sex. Just a coincidence I'm sure.

 

[Safir]

It was commissioned by HarperCollins

I'm not a Christian either but this doesn't seem to be true. The NIV was commissioned by Biblica, which probably has tiny hat tentacles in it but is nominally an independent organization. The NIV is published by HarperCollins in the US and Hachette in the UK, even though HarperCollins UK exists.

 

[Mechanical Pencil]

you could convince me I'm a giant goose from outer space too.

If you can hear me over your cosmic honking, I've got bad news...

Joking aside, the only ME that gets me even a lil bit is the Jaws and Braces Girl one, but I've never been a James Bond fan and am willing to consneed that I'm simply misremembering a movie I've seen once, ages ago.

 

[redbeardeded]

J.F.Kennedy

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