Big ALbert's Birthday Speculation Thread - Our gorl's regressing yet another year folks!

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So gorls, what do you think Big AL will be doing on this her 28th birthday?
 
I'd like to think she'd have a mental crisis that her life has amounted to nothing (I don't count her YouTube or "fame" on here because these are nothing to be proud of) and it's a minor miracle if she reaches 30.


But she'll probably just get sassy and pretend she's learned so much and is growing (emotionally, not physically) every day. The 10K calorie intake will be played off as a special, once in a while occurance.
 
Definitely one big hurrah (even by her own standards) before her fresh start on Jan 1st. I just wish we could get an actual honest weigh in at the beginning of the new 'journey' (especially if the doc is going to be weighing her), but probably not.
 
I'm going to disagree on Cheesecake Factory. I think on her actual birthday it'll be that mexican sushi place. Since Becky had a week long celebration I wonder how long AL's will be... Cheesecake Factory oc might come later in the week/month. Then there's Valentine's Day- last year she went out to eat 2 or 3 times saying it was for Valentine's Day. I don't think she's making holidays and bdays an excuse anymore though. Now she says she just has the means to go out to eat so she can.
 
She'll go for a nice, relaxing walk through the woods with Twinkie Starr and Becky. Amber has a good heart-to-heart talk with Becky and they both come to understand each other's differences. Realizing that food is killing her, Amber decides to only eat fruit, salad, and quinoa until she loses the weight. Amber even signs up for a year-long gym membership and vows to go every day in 2019. Amber also decides to be more responsible with her spending habits and quits her Walmart and Torrid hauls. She feels refreshed and ready to take on 2019, creating a bright future for herself, Becky, and her loyal supporters.

If only...
 
Whatever it is, it will be delivered. Or it will be takeout. Why onconvenience herself when she can eat from the comfort of her own chair. Or bed. It is her birthday afterall.
 
I foresee 2 possibilities:
1. Eating out at that usual haunts-CF, that Mexican-Japanese place. Lots of ugly-ass angles taken from her boobs.
2. A sit down video with bonus mukbang, in which she will laugh at the face of her haydurrs, and excuse herself for binge-iiin because it's her day.
 
Rate me :optimistic: but I’m thinking another basement party, for at least one of the celebration days.
 
I just hope she dresses obnoxiously. Maybe a scrunchie, choker, and dark lipstick combination? Maybe she’ll wear something backwards again? Her fashion/beauty choices always amuse me, but I really want to see something over the top for her birthday.

Who knows, maybe she’ll wear something skimpy.
 
Rollin' and trollin'.
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But seriously, isn't it about time for her to do another sassy trolling video? She did that super serious doctor's visit video so I think we're about due. I'm sure her birthday week will include Cheesecake Factory and several of her favorite restaurants and probably some sort of birthday cake mukbang. I hope she has to buy the cake herself since she couldn't be bothered to bake one for Becky. :c
 
Opening a lot of dollar store junk that she bought for herself.

Also eating.

Probably the latter more than the former.
 
She finally bought herself that Louis Vuitton purse that she has wanted all her life- that will never leave the house.

And

Sploshing with orange chicken
 
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