Big Gay Ralph - Ethan Ralph is a homosexual

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Ethan Ralph's sexuality has always been paradoxical.

His incessant posturing as a self professed paragon of manliness sharply contrasting to painfully evident womanly and gay behavior:
  • He acts like a woman permanently going through PMS.
  • He enjoys woman accessories such as purses and female sunglasses.
  • He talks about the right purse size, so as to not be tempted to stuff it full of things he doesn't need.
  • He buys overpriced clothing items and then tries to flex them on a confused male audience.
  • Takes pictures of food.
  • He is always on the foreground of every picture he takes while traveling, sometimes even soyjaking.
  • He is obsessed with the dicks and sexual proclivities of everyone he is fighting with (Josh, Metokur, Rekieta, all of their wives, every single woman he talks to).
  • Obsessed with anuses and the matter found within them.
  • Almost everything attack he makes is a projection, and his favorite insult is "faggot".
  • Constantly seeking attention from older male daddy figures (Metokur, Dick Masterson, Harry Morris).
Why is he so intent on propping up his "alpha male" status while acting in exactly the opposite manner of what a straight man would?

Wonder no more, as the truth has finally been reveled.

Ralph is a homosexual, a gay, a faggot. He sucked dick and took it up the ass too.

He had a gay lover for 4 years, from 2008 to 2012. From the time he was 23 to the time he was 27, before GamerGate.

Ultimately, as a gay, his degeneracy could not be contained, and he cheated on his lover. His faggot lover died a year later, probably of a drug and alcohol overdose.

As a gay, he wrote to himself in the style of his later Livejournal blog posts that would become a hallmark of TheRalphRetort.com

That mail was leaked after he was defeated by a captcha while trying to create a chudbuds.lol account and wrote his main password in plain text.


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Unfortunately, Ralph did not manage to get Jim to come on to the Killstream.

Note: Amanda is a beard.
 
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If we can put all of the guntent pertaining to the Ralphaleaks, from Powerchat to his email and so on in one new thread without crashing the site, I will be so glad.
 
If we can put all of the guntent pertaining to the Ralphaleaks, from Powerchat to his email and so on in one new thread without crashing the site, I will be so glad.
Yeah I was gonna say, seems like there should just be a separate thread for the email shit.
 
I'll try to remain open-minded but why would he email this to himself? Ralph isn't capable of feeling guilt.
Same reason people write diaries and livejournals.

He literally wrote two very similar livejournal style blogposts aimed at Jim.

Now we know, it was not just daddy issues, he is literally infatuated with Jim.

Gives a whole new meaning to that farmer Jim clip, like, he actually meant it.
 
What I love about this, is Ralph is getting Linkara tier leaks and keeps taking L after L after L. But once he gets his twitter account back he'll parade it as a total Ralphamale victory and will rub it on you guys because you took a "victory" lap too soon
 
This unironically explains so much. His womanly behavior. His scat fetish. His lusting after Jim. His marriage to May. He probably looks at @John Andrews Stan 's edits with jealousy—he wishes May looked that masculine in real life.
 
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