Bigfoot sperg documentaries - the truth is out there

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Lipitor

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So I recently watched the new "Discovering Bigfoot" documentary on netflix. While there are like 3000 different bigfoot documentaries, this one stood out, because the filmmaker was basically the Jace Connors of bigfoot hunters.. see the trailer below.


What are some of your fav bigfoot sperg documentaries or hilarious bigfoot stories?
 
There's a movie called "The Geek" that's a porno bigfoot movie.

 
I always hate the suspense in these shows, it’s like “do the camera traps reveal Bigfoot? Tune in after the commercials to find out.” And there’s always an out of context shot at one of the crew looking shocked or something.

But any show is filmed several months before it airs, if one somehow did find irrefutable evidence it would’ve already been pretty big fucking news.
 
RealtreeByGod said:
I always hate the suspense in these shows, it’s like “do the camera traps reveal Bigfoot? Tune in after the commercials to find out.” And there’s always an out of context shot at one of the crew looking shocked or something.

But any show is filmed several months before it airs, if one somehow did find irrefutable evidence it would’ve already been pretty big fucking news.
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The History Channel cryptid shows are especially bad in this regard.
 
The Legend of Boggy Creek might be one of the greatest dramatizations of anything Bigfoot related ever made.
(Could've swore I saw a better quality version on YouTube but I can't find it off hand)
 
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Dirt McGirt said:
The Legend of Boggy Creek might be one of the greatest dramatizations of anything Bigfoot related ever made.https://youtube.com/watch?v=YhbGxdgOMOI(Could've swore I saw a better quality version on YouTube but I can't find it off hand)
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There's a copy of this on Amazon Prime video, and the quality isn't much better. I think it's just originally made in potato quality... apparently that's the only resolution bigfoot is willing to be filmed in.
 
Bigfoot hunters vs. Ghost hunters

One involves wandering around in the dark woods with idiots scaring each other, the other involves wandering around in a dark building with idiots scaring each other.

Two sides, same coin. And it’s a worthless arcade token from a place that went out of business.
 
I hate these bigfoot shows. What's the one with the inbred hillbillies running around looking for cryptids? I think it's on the husk that Animal Planet has become.

I never found bigfoot interesting. But the spergs obsessed with it are hilarious. Imagine wasting months, years, decades of your life chasing after some myth in the woods instead of enjoying time with your family and friends. And in the end you find nothing at all. Because what you are looking for does not exist. Your entire life has been wasted running around with a camera pointing and yelling.

It really is no different from those ghost hunter shows. You aren't going to find anything.
 
Lipitor said:
There's a copy of this on Amazon Prime video, and the quality isn't much better. I think it's just originally made in potato quality... apparently that's the only resolution bigfoot is willing to be filmed in.
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There's a reason for that.

 
I don't think it's at all a coincidence that those hicks who run around on TV looking for the porcupine man are doing it in the heart of moonshine country.
 
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