Biggest regrets in your life so far

[JambledUpWords]

What are your biggest regrets?

 

[Helicopter Pad]

Coming to this website.

 

[UW 411]

Farming...

Knee deep in bullshit as we speak.

 

[Kirito]

Coming to this website.

I was actually on your side until you posted this shit, Helicopter Pad. That's over now. I'm going to start start continuously trying to get you fired from whatever pathetic, degrading, minimum-wage jobs you can manage to find. You'd better get used to mindless, underpaid shitkicking work fit for ex-convicts and drug addicts, because I'm going to ensure every single workplace you ever manage to find yourself in becomes aware of your past history, from misogyny, to holocaust denial, to threatening to gas jews over the internet. If they continue to employ you I'm going to single-handedly astroturf them with letter-writing campaigns and SEO-bomb their brand name with shocking exposes on the type of person they hire.

I'm not going to stop there, though. I'm going to go after your husband. I'm going to go after your parents. I'm going to go after every single member of your extended family, your friends, I'm going to dox and ruin anyone who so much as leaves you an encouraging message on twitter. I'm going to pay to have the graves of your ancestors visited by craigslist whores and pissed on. I am going to devote hours of every day in my worthless, empty life to making you suffer, and I'm going to do this relentlessly for decades, and I'm going to call in all my chips and have all of the heaviest hitters here join me in this relentless crusade. I am going to turn your entire existence into a never-ending carousel of being fucked with in every way it's possible to anonymously fuck with a person within the confines of the law, and I am never, ever going to stop because I am a severely autistic sociopath with no sense of proportion and nothing better to do with my life.

 

[JambledUpWords]

I wish I were better at eating more vegetables and less candy/sweets.

Luckily, it’s something I can still work on.

 

[User names must be unique]

All of my mistakes and poor decisions are born out of my character flaws and anxiety, I regret being born.

 

[Nekromantik]

To this day I still regret seeing Battle Field Earth in theaters. I didn't know... I didn't know!

 

[trigon]

Eating the "rare" (read: raw) beef at Christmas dinner.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Eating the "rare" (read: raw) beef at Christmas dinner.

Did you get food poisoning?

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Not picking a career sooner. Also not pursing radio/voice-over harder.

 

[queerape]

I don’t have one anymore.

 

[MG 620]

Not studying law.

 

[trigon]

Did you get food poisoning?

Not really. Had a stomachache the day after, bad enough to be annoying, but not so bad i was doubled over in a pool of vomit at A&E.

 

[BerriesArnold]

Delaying hard decisions due to indecisivenesses/over-analyzing. Hours turn to days, weeks and then months. And then, bam- it's 20xx. It makes you realize how ephemeral life is when you dwell on shit for too long.

 

[RG 448]

Never using a rubber.

 

[OpenBASED]

I regret nothing.

 

[Bussy Catalog]

Never using a rubber.

Dad?

 

[Pozzingmyfilthyneghole]

Being born.

 

[Guts Gets Some]

Honestly.... all throughout just this past year, a lot of stuff I'd consider regretful happened; and at the time, I felt they were be some of my biggest regrets of my life.... but looking back where I'm at now, just about every last one of them actually led into something even better.
So I really can't say I have many regrets at all, because, either it's my life in general or how I approach them, but I always try and get something out of even the worst experiences or use them as spring boards to find new heights.


If I had one true regret, it'd probably just be not trying to be more proactive in my own life until too recently; a lot of wasted time.

 

[Dutch Courage]

That fling I had with Jessica Alba was shallow and cheap, and I hate myself for it now.