Biggest self-own?

[eldri]

I know exactly how you feel. Worst part was spending the next two weeks in a psych ward praying that a Terminator would come rescue me, but alas it wasn't meant to be. I also met a Satan while I was in there although I'm pretty sure he was just an old senile dude. He was pretty cool though for a crazy old man who reeked of piss. Said Clarence Thomas was sending an extraction team to get him out of there and would take me along because I gave him an apple. Needless to say that didn't pan out either.

If you are not already insane, a psych ward will make you insane.

 

[Sped Xing]

enlisting

Enlisting for five years active. "Sweet, an extra year!"

 

[Wendy Carter]

I won a race against other spermatozoa. Little did I know I was going to be born in clown world.

 

[Caesare]

If you are not already insane, a psych ward will make you insane.

Strongly disagree. I had a great time in the psych ward.

 

[CWCissey]

Saying my own products were crap to a journalist.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

I was taking head shots/profile pictures for a women's event and at one point used a casual and old timey idiom that translates to something like "next man in line for a shave", the important thing is that it includes the words 'man' and 'shave'. The next person was a troon who I knew had that hair trigger troon rage. And some stubble. Fuuuuck.
No one said a word but I probably got shit talked on the internet.

 

[Eryngium]

Strongly disagree. I had a great time in the psych ward.

Did you get cured tho?

 

[Caesare]

Did you get cured tho?

I just needed a little rest.

 

[ScrapBuyer]

Hey OP, I hate to be that guy but, did you just out yourself as a twinky gayboi?

well... I ain't gay

not much more going for me ):