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Who is Zen Shapiro? Here, BigTech compares him to Stardust. Sounds like they will really be opposing viewpoints.
 
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This guy is day 1 into running his own livestream and has already kicked up all kinds of drama..

I'm pretty sure he is just trying to do an Any% lolcow speedrun, using the gunt assist exploit. It was interesting seeing him ignore the common family out of bounds glitch, so i think he has what it takes to make it to the top of the leaderboard with these strats.
 
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Hail Mandalore said:
So uhhh what stream was he doxed on.. for science.
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I want to make a prediction about this guy before the information arrives just based on pure speculation between his behavior and his face dox. Sort of like serial killer profiling, only for a lolcow retard.

He probably worked in some sort of trades jobs at some point, or installer, if he was fatter I would have guessed truck driving. He then had the "bad back, disability, pill habit" saga. (Going to add mental illness to list of reasons he might have tried to get disability) Sitting at home all day, trying to collect a disability or unemployment check, left him a lot of time to immerse himself in the three ring retard circus and brown nose gunt. He is divorced and/or has baby mama drama in his past, probably arrests for a DUI or domestic violence. Probably on took the deep dive into being a political sperg thanks to Daddy Trump.

Let see how my lolcow profiling pans out.
 
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MirnaMinkoff said:
I want to make a prediction about this guy before the information arrives just based on pure speculation between his behavior and his face dox. Sort of like serial killer profiling, only for a lolcow retard.

He probably worked in some sort of trades jobs at some point, or installer, if he was fatter I would have guessed truck driving. He then had the "bad back, disability, pill habit" saga. (Going to add mental illness to list of reasons he might have tried to get disability) Sitting at home all day, trying to collect a disability or unemployment check, left him a lot of time to immerse himself in the three ring retard circus and brown nose gunt. He is divorced and/or has baby mama drama in his past, probably arrests for a DUI or domestic violence. Probably on took the deep dive into being a political sperg thanks to Daddy Trump.

Let see how my lolcow profiling pans out.
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I've watched zero clips of him, I don't watch any Killstream's ever, I have no clue who this guy is. My prediction just based off him hanging out with reethan ralph and nick the faggot fuentes is, he's a faggot, a retard, and stupid.
 
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MirnaMinkoff said:
I want to make a prediction about this guy before the information arrives just based on pure speculation between his behavior and his face dox. Sort of like serial killer profiling, only for a lolcow retard.

He probably worked in some sort of trades jobs at some point, or installer, if he was fatter I would have guessed truck driving. He then had the "bad back, disability, pill habit" saga. (Going to add mental illness to list of reasons he might have tried to get disability) Sitting at home all day, trying to collect a disability or unemployment check, left him a lot of time to immerse himself in the three ring retard circus and brown nose gunt. He is divorced and/or has baby mama drama in his past, probably arrests for a DUI or domestic violence. Probably on took the deep dive into being a political sperg thanks to Daddy Trump.

Let see how my lolcow profiling pans out.
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You must have cheated 😂
 
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Sevenatenine said:
You must have cheated 😂
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I'm the Robert Ressler of KF cows.

Nah, white trash right wing lolcows tend to be pretty generic, as do the reasons a grown man would be knob polishing Catboi Hitler or sitting at home for months getting real angry and arguing on the internet.

I'll be interested to see how close I got. The one thing I was 50/50 on is him being a Q-tard. Given some of his rants I figured he might have gotten aboard that train and only hoped off once God Emperor Trump didn't reappear with JFK Jr. last year and needed to find new fields to graze.

I'm glad Ralph has found this fantastic new co-host. I'm sure it will go very well.
 
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Now, this living trust situation. I don't know about that. But I did find this. Which is a very similar name.

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Living trusts are great for taxes and children you don't trust to own or manage property you own. If his house is owned by his father's living trust his dad probably thinks he's a huge fuck up and even after dad dies the trust will hold the house. (This way his grandkids might get the house instead of Mike selling it off to give all the money to Nick Fuentes or LOSING IT TO BANKRUPTCY or Divorce which seems to be a theme with Mike J Lowry)

Also excellent work. I'll read and research more to see if I can help any. Have to go through the material before I feel like I can contribute.

LMAO: He really does live in a trailer, and built some crazy half-assed compound round it the good old fashion redneck way.
 
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