Orbiter BigTech / Galaxy Jesus / Michael Lowry - Loser America First sycophant and aspiring gunt guard

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I can’t believe Mike is seeking fatherly guidance from the alt-right’s favorite, fatherless, childless, unmarried Uncle Tom. Idk maybe JLP can teach his magical negro token ways to downtrodden white men.

Weird Mike still trying to figure out who to be angry at over getting whipped as a kid. The “wait till your dad gets home” is the tried and true cliche of a patriarchal household where men were supposed to handle the discipline of sons. Mike should thank his parents for being so based and red pilled!

Remember, Mike beat his wife and kids bad enough to be criminally charged for it a few times, yet is still whining about a spanking he got thirty five year ago.

Mike needs serious psychiatric treatment not new daddies or cults.
 
Blames Big Poppa Fascist for "doxing" him. Uses his real name on Parler two months before.
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Careful folks, this guy is big time. He might write your name on a dildo and shove it up his ass like his inspiration Jack Murphy. Which homeless shelter did Ralph adopt this poor son-of-a-bitch from?
He came from the AF adoption center. He was too old for the catboy leader of the white race, so he was dumped on Ralph.
 
Facial recognition. The future is now.
Well, that's how I found his images in the gallery and he has a mic in one of them. I narrowed down which part was him speaking based on his sitting position and where JLP was looking, then compared that voice to the champions of light video I linked instead of his recent streams where he's posturing and using more of a radio voice.
The facial recognition = the future is now

The acoustic forensics = the future is YOU

Great job man. That is some genius level shit.
 
Blames Big Poppa Fascist for "doxing" him. Uses his real name on Parler two months before.
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This guy had zero opsec, it seems like he only wanted to half-heartedly pretend to even be anon about two weeks ago…and only because his life is embarrassing.

He’s an unemployed crazy dude who lives rent free in a trailer behind daddy’s house. There’s no risk to his livelihood by being dox, he just didn’t want people to know he’s an unhinged, unemployed, loser that beat his wife and kids. It’s so much easier if they can write fictional narratives about their manliness and superiority without any reality impinging upon it.

These are the funniest people to dox. They have no decent jobs, authority, respectability or responsibilities that might be impacted by doxing. Doxing has zero “life ruination” effect because they ruined their own lives long ago. They are only assblasted because doxing reveals them to be loser dirtbags which hurts their ability to exert authority or act superior. Tonkasaw was a great example of this. Ralph is hilarious because he still tries to despite his extensively documented pathetic reality.
 
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This guy is like if you took the vocal affect and pseudoprofundity of Franssen, the looks and perversion of Jack Murphy, and added your neighbor down the street who's always in and out of jail.

He just oozes unhinged Facebook boomer energy. Lowest quality gunt guard. In fact, I think Ralph found this guy on Facebook Marketplace or Craigslist.
 
Gezz, Ralph really has the scrape the bottom of the barrel for co-hosts nowadays...
This thread will bully Ralph into keeping him around at least an extra week now.

I wonder if Ralph even knew anything about this guy? If so I’d love to hear what he told Ralph vs reality. Guys like this usually like to claim their father’s accomplishments due to a complete lack of their own. I wonder if his dad ever tried to hand off Lowry Interiors to BigTech and that’s why it’s now forever shuttered, or his dad just realized there was no way the mentally ill fourth generation Lowry could handle running a business. BigTech obviously had other priorities, he had to learns the secrets of e-manhood from magical negros and catbois.
 
I wonder if his dad ever tried to hand off Lowry Interiors to BigTech and that’s why it’s now forever shuttered, or his dad just realized there was no way the mentally ill fourth generation Lowry could handle running a business.
Confidential conversations off-the-net with people that know him IRL so far reveal he’s a habitual fuckup.
 
I used to think Mike’s life was a comedy, but now I realize it’s a tragedy.

Back in 2015, Mike signed up for improv comedy workshop with Chain Comedy, which teaches “improv for business.”

So at one point he was an aspiring funny man. Although I must say, he looks quite different with hair and no beard.
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Look at that profile. He’s got that emerging bald mullet going on. Actually a little Joker-esque.

Here are the pictures of him with the comedy workshop, preserved here for posterity.
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Not sure how it is possible to spend $350 on a headset and somehow sound worse than AM radio. Jim sounded better on his $20 Walmart headset.View attachment 3233629View attachment 3233627
Cannot look at him without thinking of Herr Starr from Preacher.
I wonder if he made his dad buy him those fancy earphones for his “new career”?


I used to think Mike’s life was a comedy, but now I realize it’s a tragedy.

Back in 2015, Mike signed up for improv comedy workshop with Chain Comedy, which teaches “improv for business.”

So at one point he was an aspiring funny man. Although I must say, he looks quite different with hair and no beard.
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Look at that profile. He’s got that emerging bald mullet going on. Actually a little Joker-esque.

Here are the pictures of him with the comedy workshop, preserved here for posterity.
Ugh. Those courses were in 2015. By next year he was being arrested for cruelty and abuse towards his children and spouse.
Confidential conversations off-the-net with people that know him IRL so far reveal he’s a habitual fuckup.
Is it meth or mental illness or both? Because he looks like the poster boy for a meth habit, but it usually goes hand in hand with increasing mental problems.

His trailer and sheds full of scrap collection is text book meth head shit.
 
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