Opinion Bikes: the better way to travel - "What about going camping with the kids? Well I don’t have kids yet, but when I do I’ll load them and all of my camping gear up on the cargo bike."

This morning as I was pulling out of the driveway of my apartment building, my neighbour whizzed by on a bright yellow gravel bike. I was excited, because I recognized this bike.​

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The Victoria Bike Valet program inspired a similar one in Campbell River. Photo by Marc Kitteringham/Comox Valley Record

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There aren't many places that a bike can't get to in the Comox ValleyMarc Kitteringham / Comox Valley Record

This morning as I was pulling out of the driveway of my apartment building, my neighbour whizzed by on a bright yellow gravel bike.

I was excited, because I recognized this bike. It’s often locked up at an office building just down the way from where I work. I realized that this was a chance for an experiment. I was going to see who would get to work first: me, a driver navigating traffic, construction and finding parking, or him, a cyclist on the same route, but with a clear bike lane and the ability to just roll up to the front door.

The race was on.

It wasn’t long before he lost me. After the first set of lights, for which he dutifully waited until they turned green before proceeding, he was gone. I was stuck behind a few other cars and he had a clear lane all to himself at the side of the road. The bike lane bypasses the next few lights, and he was quickly out of sight. I tried to see if he was crossing the bridge or riding up the hill, but he was long gone. I figured he’d take a more direct route than I, since he didn’t have to worry about going around to the back of the building where the parking lot is. By the time I’d parked and walked around to the front door, the bike was locked up outside and the rider was probably already sipping his first cup of coffee. He had handily won.

That wasn’t even the way that I wanted to start this story. What I wanted to say was that I like bikes because you don’t have to scrape them off when it gets frosty. But I’m fine with having more than one reason to be excited about bikes.

I’ve used this quote before, but I think it just makes so much sense and feel like I need to use it wherever I can: “Bikes deliver the freedom that auto industry ads promise.” That was first said by Tom Flood, a road safety advocate. My neighbour just proved that this morning, but I feel it every time I choose to ride my bike over driving my car.

I have seven bicycles that I ride regularly. Some of them are admittedly not great for commuting — I won’t be hauling groceries on my BMX — but with those seven bicycles I can go pretty much anywhere and do pretty much anything I want. Ride up to the top of Forbidden Plateau? Yeah I have three bikes that I would use for that.

What about going camping with the kids? Well I don’t have kids yet, but when I do I’ll load them and all of my camping gear up on the cargo bike. What about getting a week’s worth of groceries? Cargo bike all the way. Quick jaunt to the brewery? All of the above. What if I signed up for a local race? Well depending on the race, I’d have my pick between road, cyclocross, gravel, mountain and bikepacking. I’m not going to win any of those races, but sure, I’ll sign up. What about taking the kids to school? Cargo bike. Commuting to work? Well that’s hypothetical because I’m required to have a car, but it would depend on how I’m feeling that day. And yes, I can do a session at the skatepark if I want, too.

I’ve spent less on all of these bikes, plus the four my wife has, and the two I have that I’m building as projects, than I have on my car in the past four years. I have an excessive amount of bikes, I know that. But it’s also my hobby.

For anyone normal (he said in a self-deprecating tone), one bike is fine. Right now there are at least ten used bikes for sale in the Comox Valley for between $40 and $200. I can’t even fill up my car for $40. If you’re e-bike curious, you can always use the new Evo e-bike rental network.

Bikes are quickly becoming the symbol for freedom of mobility that cars once were. With the advent of electric bikes, that’s even more true. Now the average e-bike commuter won’t even be tired by the end of their ride.

What about the weather? While it is true that if you ride in the rain, you’ll get wet, there are a lot of ways to mitigate that. Fenders do a lot of good work, and a decent rain cape or jacket will do the rest. We have it much, much better than places like Edmonton, Alta. where I cut my cycling teeth riding all year round, through blizzards, arctic temperatures and snow that was deeper than the hubs on my wheels.

When I ride, and I ride all year round here, I make sure my bike is suitable for the conditions, and then just dress for the weather. There’s no such thing as bad weather, just a lack of preparation. Then if it’s truly terrible weather out (bomb cyclone, anyone?), then it’s fine to take either the bus or even your car. Remember it’s a sliding scale.

A person on a bike is actually the most efficient among travelling animals and machines in terms of energy consumed as a function of body weight. We’ve known that for a long time. That figure comes from a 1973 report in Scientific American.

“Its purpose is to make it easier for an individual to move about, and this the bicycle achieves in a way that quite outdoes natural evolution,” writes S.S. Wilson at the time.

That’s very likely even more true when e-bikes come into the calculation, though that technology was not even part of the discussion when Wilson was writing. Many publications this year were touting the fact that e-bikes are even more environmentally friendly than conventional bicycles, when the impact of the cyclist’s food is taken into account.

Bikes are also much, much, much better for the roads than even the lightest car. Bikes benefit from something called the “fourth power law,” which states that the stress on the road caused by a motor vehicle increases in proportion to the fourth power of its axle load. That means it would take 41,082 journeys on my cargo bike to do the same damage as one trip in my car (or 112 years of doing the same trip every day).

Check out roaddamagecalculator.com and do some of your own calculations. So those with arguments about cyclists not paying their share of road taxes (also, not a thing in Canada, and I don’t have the space to get into that here), I agree. It would also mean cyclists get paid out thousands of dollars per year. But I’m not holding my breath.

I can clearly go on and on about the good that comes from cycling. But I think the most important point I have to make is that I have never had a bad time on a bike. Even commuting in the worst weather, I’m riding around with a smile on my face. The physical activity, fresh air and ability to feel like I’m part of the landscape as opposed to watching it roll by.

I’m so jealous of my neighbour. Maybe someday I can challenge him to a fair race, not one where he has a huge advantage over me.

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...Unless you don't live in a city, work more than a few miles away from home, live somewhere that it snows/freezes/storms/gets hot or humid, need to regularly travel to nearby towns and cities, need to travel at night, shop for more than a days worth of food at a time, have a family, are disabled or old, are not a 20-somehing or aging hipster, live in the US or any number of the many other reasons bikes aren't just not better, but a non starter in mos cases! And no, reorganizing all aspects of society (where it's even possible... i.e. not wide open places like the US) culture and life... for the worse 90% of the time still, is not a "simple, easy or quick" fix for 95% of these problems. No hand waving bullshit and wishful dreaming is going to make it work.

These people need to rejoin us in reality at some point.. before they are able to destroy society and livability for everyone in the name of their fetish.
 
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What about going camping with the kids? Well I don’t have kids yet, but when I do I’ll load them and all of my camping gear up on the cargo bike. What about getting a week’s worth of groceries? Cargo bike all the way
And what if the campground is 700 miles away up a mountain?
What if you live in a cold place?
No you won’t be putting groceries in it if you have multiple kids becasue you cannot fit multiple kids and a week of groceries in a cargo bike. You can fit one kid and some groceries in, or no groceries and up to four kids. Two kids, and some groceries. You can’t fit a load of camping gear and multiple kids in a cargo bike. I assume your kids will have bikes as well - where do their bikes go?
Biking to school? Yes great, why not.
Day trips? Lovely, go for it.
Quick nip to the shops for a coffee and and some milk? Perfect.
But you cannot transport heavy stuff. You can’t put twenty bags of compost for the garden on a bike. It’s miserable in the wet or the cold.
What pisses me off about the bike crowd is their insistence that nobody needs a car at all. Why don’t they just go for ‘bikes are fun and you can use yours more at these great places’ rather than ‘no cars, everything on bikes.’ I’ve lived in places where everyone bikes everywhere in town and still, as soon as you hit the burbs everyone has cars
This man's wife is going to hate him.
A newborn needs a lie-flat safe, non bouncing around carriage. You cannot put one on a bike. You cannot ride a bike immediately postpartum. Mum is going to be pleading for a nice safe car to transport the groceries and children in and he’s going to be in his Lycra going to the brewery and she is going to hate him with the heat of a thousand suns
 
Commuting to work? Well that’s hypothetical because I’m required to have a car

What job requires this granolafag to have a car?

The paper he writes for is located in Courtenay, British Columbia, pop. 27k. I suspect he actually resides in Campbell River, pop 38k.

His Linkedin doesn't feature any real 9-5 jobs, just lots of freelance writer/photography/fake journo BS and possibly some past employment at bike repair shops.

I work in an office. I also work just over 50 km from home, which is a bit too long to commute. I spend altogether too much time driving a car for someone who is anti-car. I try to supplement it by listening to bikepacking podcasts, anti-car urbanism podcasts and, well heavy music, but I’m still missing my bike time.


I suspect this faggot is hiding some actual government bugman job that actually finances the rest of his pretentious lifestyle.
 
Bikes are quickly becoming the symbol for freedom of mobility that cars once were. With the advent of electric bikes, that’s even more true. Now the average e-bike commuter won’t even be tired by the end of their ride.
Electric bikes are motorcycles, faggot. They should not be allowed in bike lanes, on bike paths, or anywhere pedestrians and cyclists mix.

I was willing to die on that hill in like 2009 and I am still willing to do so now. Electric bikes are for fat fucks and psychotic chinks delivering shitty food.
 
I just want bicycle paths and places that don't feel unsafe. I don't mind the smell of weed but I want clean cities and laws to punish bike thieves. Portland used to be a nice place til they elected commies who stopped enforcing the laws and enabled their thugs to harass the people.
 
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I can attest that in areas without real seasons, no snow, and bike lanes/sidewalks the entire way between point A and B, yes, a bike can be almost as fast or faster than driving in commuter traffic.

Things change when bike lanes disappear, sidewalks don't exist, weather is frequent & unpleasant, and/or traffic isn't bumper to bumper.
yeah I bike to work almost every day, but
a) I have bike lanes
b) I'm in an area that includes "outdoor biking" in the tourism brochures
c) I have my own office to be sweaty and change out in
d) I rarely interface with the general public without advance notice of a day or more
e) I'm a few miles from my job

I'm amazingly blessed to have a TON of different moving pieces in place so I can bike and I love it. I'm in great shape because of it and have a great time on the road even with a hill or two, but the idea that this would work for everybody is beyond stupid.
 
Bikes are a good substitute for riding a horse. Cars are a good substitute for a carriage. They're not equivalent.

In 2021, about 1100 people died while cycling. About 42,000 people died in car crashes. Sounds like cars are 40x less safe, right? Except 86 percent of US commuters commute by car, and only half a percent commute by bike. So 160x more people commute in cars vs. bikes.

There is no record of the accident rate per person*mile in bikes. You can find this statistic for cars and planes and helicopters...but not bikes. Wonder why?
 
Maybe someday I can challenge him to a fair race, not one where he has a huge advantage over me.
Should be pretty easy - just "race" to a location in a neighboring province or anything outside of just "a quick jaunt to the local brewery" (gaaaaayyyyy) which is where the whole nocar lifestyle falls apart.
 
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