Billionaire defends windowless dorm rooms for California students - You vill live in ze pod

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Charles Munger says artificial windows are, in some ways, 'actually better' than the real deal​

Billionaire Charles Munger is standing by his concept for a massive California dormitory that's been compared to a prison for students.

Munger is the vice-chair of the multinational conglomerate holding company Berkshire Hathaway. In 2016, he vowed to donate $200 million US to the University of California, Santa Barbara, to build a new student housing project.

There was just one stipulation. The university must accept Munger's approved design, or he'd pull the funding.

That design for Munger Hall was unveiled last month. It proposes an 11-storey, 1.68-million-square-foot building housing 4,500 students, 94 per cent of whom would live in single-occupancy, windowless dorm rooms.

L.A. Times columnist Carolina A. Miranda called it dystopian. Dennis McFadden, a veteran California architect, quit the university's design review committee over the proposed building, calling it "unsupportable from my perspective as an architect, a parent and a human being," the Santa Barbara Independent reports.

In an interview with As It Happens host Carol Off, Munger dismissed McFadden's criticisms as "crazy suppositions by an ignorant man." Here is an excerpt from that conversation.

What would you say to [Denis McFadden] if you had the chance?

Well, if he knew more about it, he would have had more correct conclusions.

What else does he have to know, in your view?

The reason this building is the way it is, is because there are enormous advantages in having a lot of undergraduates conveniently near one another and conveniently near everything else they like to be near.

The logical way to do that is to make a building in a big footprint and devote the top floor of it — which is a penthouse floor normally given to rich people, you know, for condos — and give that to the students as their common space, and to put a certain amount of academic space into that gigantic top floor with all the light and air and so forth.

And so it's just that it was so novel, he's never seen that done, and he doesn't like it when it's different from what he's used to.

Well, I think what he is objecting to, and he's not alone in that, is that, as you say, this is a place where a lot of students can live — 4,500 will live in 11 floors, and almost every student would be in a windowless room.

No, that's not true. Every student is in a house and suite system, and the house has lots of windows and a big common living space and dining space and kitchen space and so on. And so they're not living in windowless space.

But their bedrooms … are windowless.

The bedrooms have artificial windows instead of real ones, but they've got perfect ventilation.

What the students hate most of all ... is sharing a bedroom with an unrelated stranger. And in this project, every single student gets his own private sleeping area.

- Charles Munger, Berkshire Hathaway

What's an artificial window?

If you go on a Disney cruise ship and pay $20,000 a week for a fancy stateroom, it uses an artificial window instead of a real one.

And that's what we do in these what he calls "windowless bedrooms."

When you look at them, the way they're curtained and so forth, you can't tell if they're artificial by looking at them, and they admit the exact spectrum of real sunlight.

That's a lot to expect of an artificial window, but they do something else that a real-world window can't do it all.

You can turn a knob and change the sunlight to brighten it up or down. So if you're a romantic, you can tamp it down. If you want more bright light and so forth, you can turn the sunlight up just by twisting a knob.

In many respects, these things are actually better than real windows.

But a window doesn't just give you light; it gives you a view. It lets you see the world.

Obviously, it would be better if every student could have a penthouse with perfect views in all four directions. But we don't do that because we can't get enough students to live conveniently close together.

This building has been criticized [by McFadden in his resignation letter] as a "social and psychological experiment with an unknown impact in the lives and personal developments" of these young people.

Well, he's just pulling that out of the air. Buildings actually exist with no windows at all in Michigan and people are living in them fine.

But there's a whole bunch of social science research that shows that windowless designs, especially when you're in them for long periods of time, can be quite detrimental to your mental health. Did you look at those?

We look at actual buildings. We have built these buildings. The [Munger Graduate Residence Hall] in Michigan has no windows. It works fine. But once you put the artificial window in, it's a huge improvement.

[On] a Disney cruise ship, you know, half the staterooms are below the waterline or on the wrong side of the aisle. They rely on artificial windows instead of real ones.

Come on, you're only there for a short time…. But a student is in the dorm for … sometimes eight or nine months.

What the students hate most of all — as I know; we had eight children — what they really hate is sharing a bedroom with an unrelated stranger. And in this project, every single student gets his own private sleeping area. That's unheard of in undergraduate. That's a huge benefit, and it's one that means a great deal to the students.

This windowless thing is just a bunch of crazy suppositions by an ignorant man.

You're not an architect, though, are you?

Well, no, but I've been building buildings all my life, and I've hired a lot of the very eminent architects for over 70 years.

The best buildings, in my opinion, are always created when an intelligent owner is working with an intelligent architect. And that's what's happened here. This is not just my design. This is a design with a lot of inputs from others.

One of your inputs was $200 million [US] to fund the building of this dorm. And is it true that a caveat … was that you were to design it?

It is true that I wanted to approve it. But there's a lot of things in this design that I didn't create. The design was created collaboratively.

It was your idea to have the rooms with these fake windows, right?

Yes, absolutely.

And it's true that you would not have given the money if you weren't allowed to make this contribution, right?

If they'd wanted a different kind of a building, I would not have given the money; that's correct.

Did you spend a year in a windowless room as a student?

I came pretty close because I slept on a sleeping porch, which had a lot of beds in it, when I was in a fraternity.

Did you have windows then?

Yeah, there were a few windows.

Don't you think that matters?

Well, everybody would prefer to have real windows if it were feasible. But it's a game of trade-offs, architecture.

If the university wants to make substantial changes to your design, will you withdraw your money?

The answer to that is, of course, I would.
 
Honestly speaking I think I would rather live in a prison cell than have to share a living space with a roommate which is usually assigned arbitrarily so you can wind up with a shithead. Not unusual at all to have a roommate who lives filthy, does drugs, and could be a thief.

It's a bit of a dickbag move that this billionaire says they either have to do it his way or not at all. He should at least build a small dorm to give a trial run of how this would work. Oh and he should have to at least live a month in one of these spaces to see if he can endure the oppulance he feels is right for the next generation of humans
What happened to all this talk about "eat the rich?" That guy gives me the creeps. How DID he get so rich?
 
Wouldn't the city have to approve the blueprints? Typically you have to call them to approve a bunch of steps as you go and the fire marshall has final say on fire safety, if he doesn't approve it, it can't be lived in. Even the city would deny it.
Not only the fire marshal but the building inspector, yes. I know in NM we can get green tagged by an electrical inspector for certain things during a “cover up inspection” (before the drunk drywallers cover up the walls and/or ceilings) but then the fire marshal can come through and say “this is a fire rated wall; you can’t have two junction boxes facing separate rooms in the same cell”. Hell, I know in my city that you can’t have metal bars on residential windows unless they have a button+latch that allows them to swing open so you can egress in event of fire. If you try to sell or insure a house that has metal bars over a window that don’t swing open, they’ll make you remove them.

I’m genuinely surprised that this whole thing passed inspection.
 
I like how his line of reasoning goes "How can this be bad when I was allowed to do worse things in Michigan? I should be getting a medal for bothering with the fake windows!"
 
Not only the fire marshal but the building inspector, yes. I know in NM we can get green tagged by an electrical inspector for certain things during a “cover up inspection” (before the drunk drywallers cover up the walls and/or ceilings) but then the fire marshal can come through and say “this is a fire rated wall; you can’t have two junction boxes facing separate rooms in the same cell”. Hell, I know in my city that you can’t have metal bars on residential windows unless they have a button+latch that allows them to swing open so you can egress in event of fire. If you try to sell or insure a house that has metal bars over a window that don’t swing open, they’ll make you remove them.

I’m genuinely surprised that this whole thing passed inspection.
Any regulatory bureaucracy in CA is easily bypassed with enough suspicious donations to the regulating body. I'm sure Munger/UCSB have been dutifully greasing palms.
 
He just wants to figure the fake window situation before he goes to live in his bunker.
 
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He just wants to figure the fake window situation before he goes to live in his bunker.
CCTV viewable my TV is going to work so much better than fake windows. Put some full-spectrum lights in the confined areas to prevent vitamin deficiencies and you can call it a day. Shitty approximations just reinforce the fact that you're not outside and make it more unsettling.
 
On the other hand, this guy sounds like an entitled tool and I'm willing to bet he wouldn't be caught dead in one of these windowless rooms for a period longer than that of your average cruise.
A woman I used to work with had a windowless room on a cruise and she said it was utter shit so definitely
 
He's a total liar about Disney Cruise Lines having artificial windows as the sole source of windows in their "$20,000 staterooms."

These artificial windows are used by cruise lines only for the inside staterooms, which are a small proportion of overall staterooms and are the by-far cheapest option for booking a cruise. Plebs scraping together their earnings get an artificial window, professionals using some of their bonus money to do it get a real window, like a human being would want.

On higher-end ships, all rooms (or nearly all rooms) include a balcony with sliding doors, or (in the case of suites) multiple doors to a larger balcony. These doors are always glass and give a great panoramic view.

These rich people are trying to get kids attending a state school to believe they're being treated like rich people, when in fact they're being treated like poor people encroaching on rich people's space. Being an inside passenger on a cruise ship is an experience not everyone would enjoy, and the windowless nature of the rooms are just the beginning. Cruise lines treat passengers differently depending on their room assignment (and therefore how much they paid). Inside cabin passengers barely rank better than crew.
 
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He's a total liar about Disney Cruise Lines having artificial windows as the sole source of windows in their "$20,000 staterooms."

These artificial windows are used by cruise lines only for the inside staterooms, which are a small proportion of overall staterooms and are the by-far cheapest option for booking a cruise. Plebs scraping together their earnings get an artificial window, professionals using some of their bonus money to do it get a real window, like a human being would want.

On higher-end ships, all rooms (or nearly all rooms) include a balcony with sliding doors, or (in the case of suites) multiple doors to a larger balcony. These doors are always glass and give a great panoramic view.

These rich people are trying to get kids attending a state school to believe they're being treated like rich people, when in fact they're being treated like poor people encroaching on rich people's space. Being an inside passenger on a cruise ship is an experience not everyone would enjoy, and the windowless nature of the rooms are just the beginning. Cruise lines treat passengers differently depending on their room assignment (and therefore how much they paid). Inside cabin passengers barely rank better than crew.
Never mind how dirty cruise ships are in and of themselves.

Were the blueprints even approved? Just because it's proposed doesn't mean it was approved.
 
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Munger's dorm room vs ADX Supermax cell.
 
There gets to a point where you realize the rich elites just see everyone who isn't a multi-millionaire worth more than 30 million as a poor person. No different between someone living in a third world shit hole to someone living in a nice place one of the richest cities on the planet.

It's all just poor. Then they look at the lowest part of that poor group of people and think about what's an improvement for them. Then apply it to the entire group. No care or thought to the people actually living decently. Which in turns works out as pulling up the worst living standards by pushing down living standards of those at the top of the group.

The difference between the ends of the spectrum barely is recognizable to the elites. It's all just poor. They probably just ignore the way most people live, focus on the people living the worse. So of course prison accommodation for the peasants is something they think is fine. They think we're all super poor and the bare minimum is an improvement and a gift.
 
I'm helping an elderly relative sell his house and learned he isn't allowed to call what he had always used as his third bedroom a "third bedroom" because it has a giant sliding glass door and a closet in it, but NO WINDOW. Legally, therefore, he can call it a den, a family room, a study, a "bonus room," a drawing room, or anything else Colonel Mustard would commit a murder in, but he may not call it a BED-ROOM lest he fly afoul of the laws of real estate.
 
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