BIONICLES N SHIT

[Bugaboo]

I all remember of Bionicles is like one movie where basically all I can recall of it was the plot which went something like this I think

"Here a face go find who face it is, oh no my friend just died but wait this face is my face so I am a put this face over my face" I mean that is assume that the mask they already have are their faces.

Apparently the masks give them powers or some shit, they do seem to be able to switch them around as they please

 

[Conrix]

I actually have memories of a friend and I having battles with the Toa figures, where we would just spam the weapons until someone's mask fell off.

 

[The Lawgiver]

I'm necro-ing the fuck out of this thread in preperation for the potential Thread derailing that might transpire because There's a new cow thread vaugely involving Bionicles, and knowing how the Chris threads with shit like Amiibos or Transformers can and will spiral into insanely irrelevant shit to the subject at hand I figured I might as well do it since there's already a thread for it.
In short, I didn't slip.
If mods feel this is unjustified go ahead and de-necro the thread.

So to bring back this thread with something interesting, Bionicle's reboot was cancelled erlier than originally announced for vauge reasons which LEGO is being mysteriously shady about. Some people think Disney might somehow be behind it because they own like all of LEGO's licensed themes. Some think it might be because of poor sales in Asia and Austrailia, or just poor sales in general despite LEGO insisting otherwise.
Personally I think it's because It's been ten years since the REAL BIONICLE NIGGAZ made their debut.

Just kidding, of course. those dudes were still awesome, especially the green one and the brown one.

There were leaks of future sets to come on some imageboards that may or may not have been legitimate, but considering LEGO actually made Parts exclusive to a model they "do not plan on releasing" It's clear something fishy is going on.

There was also going to be a "Mask of time" That was confirmed through a promotional comic for the new Bionicle to be designed to literally link to the weird swiss cheese mask of the same fucking name from way back when the old Bionicle was first starting that was given away free in some sets and sold at legoland. I found this out after looking up into on the Cancellation for Bionicle. That idea is fucking insane, and I'd love it if that had become a real thing.

Spoiler: Source

What's really weird though is apparently according to multiple reports, some big name stores are literally pulling Bionicle from the shelves worldwide.
No news on why, there's no poisonous material recall alert or anything, they're just being pulled from shelves randomly for no reason given other than "the line has been cancelled". There's like some insane conspiracy theory shit brewing about this and it's honestly interesting because of how vocal yet vauge LEGO has been about the whole thing.

Post more Bionicle shit below I guess.

 

[Bluebird]

The sole survivors of my once mighty collection, now guardians of the mask of swiss cheese.

 

[Bugaboo]

I found 4 Bohrak at the local Goodwill, Imma give them to my little cousin

Also I still wanna remake Wizzrobe's shit comic word for word but have the art not be complete fucking trash because I'm actually insane

Also,also lol I remember the fucking rapper bionicles commercial, that was weird dude I kind of thought it was a fever dream I had honestly

 

[The Lawgiver]

Three trains of thought, Three replies, one Swiss cheese mask to rule them all.

I found 4 Bohrak at the local Goodwill, Imma give them to my little cousin

I once saw an entire fucking bag of old bionicle at a goodwill a month ago and I held off on it because someone had ripped open the bag and stolen all the awesome masks. Speaking of which people fucking scalp the mask parts like crazy on Ebay and because of this I still can't find good replacements for the ones that were exclusive to the value pack sets I inexplicably lost. I do however have like two or three of the dark gold ones that came with the spider set with the weird tiny toa. Said mask was inexplicably used for the head of one of the spiders.

Also I still wanna remake Wizzrobe's shit comic word for word but have the art not be complete fucking trash because I'm actually insane

Would the remake of Wizzrobe's shit comic be actual bionicles or the weird "realistic" ones he did like how kopaka inexplicably was a shirtless dude with johnny Bravo hair?

Also,also lol I remember the fucking rapper bionicles commercial, that was weird dude I kind of thought it was a fever dream I had honestly

The thing is that version I posted is just a compilation of all the commercials set to the "full audio track" that was available on Lego's site. The commercials would just awkwardly cut off with a stock growl sound effect or "The [set's gangster title], from Bionicle" if I remember correctly.

 

[Bugaboo]

Three trains of thought, Three replies, one Swiss cheese mask to rule them all.


I once saw an entire fucking bag of old bionicle at a goodwill a month ago and I held off on it because someone had ripped open the bag and stolen all the awesome masks. Speaking of which people fuckign scalp the mask parts like crazy on Ebay and because of this I still can't find good replacements for the ones that were exclusive to the value pack sets I inexplicably lost. I do however have like two or three of the dark gold ones that came with the spider set with the weird tiny toa. Said mask was inexplicably used for the head of one of the spiders.


Would the remake of Wizzrobe's shit comic be actual bionicles or the weird "realistic" ones he did like how kopaka inexplicably was a shirtless dude with johnny Bravo hair?


The thing is that version I posted is just a compilation of all the commercials set to the "full audio track" that was available on Lego's site. The commercials would just awkwardly cut off with a stock growl sound effect or "The [set's gangster title], from Bionicle" if I remember correctly.

These Bioincles were complete in the package for 5 dollars each!
Shit dude it's all coming back to me
Naw dude they gotta be the real robots and not humans like he drew them as for whatever goddamn reason

 

[Count groudon]

The one thing I remember about playing with bionicles is how me and my friends would make cocks and balls out of Legos and jury rig them to their groins, and make them sword fight eachother with their dicks.

 

[Bugaboo]

The one thing I remember about playing with bionicles is how me and my friends would make cocks and balls out of Legos and jury rig them to their groins, and make them sword fight eachother with their dicks.

I used to have Bionicle soap operas as a child, they all lived in Barbie playsets because the furniture was the right size

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Fuckin' Hell, I was big on this shit back in the day. Even got me one of these babies once (not sure how, though):

Spoiler: The one on the left

I still have most of my collection too.

 

[Dr. Tremolo]

I was all over them as a little shit. Stopped following them after Bohroks though (they got too expensive).
My family has a holiday house near a pretty diverse area - there's forests, an artificial lake, plains and a quarry in the vicinity so I used to play that I'm on Mata Nui there.
I also have a chrome mask I got when I was in Copenhagen.

 

[The Lawgiver]

I was all over them as a little shit. Stopped following them after Bohroks though (they got too expensive).
My family has a holiday house near a pretty diverse area - there's forests, an artificial lake, plains and a quarry in the vicinity so I used to play that I'm on Mata Nui there.
I also have a chrome mask I got when I was in Copenhagen.

I actually got that mask from like a garage sale way back when because if I remember correctly that disc set was like 40 fucking dollars for a villager, that mask, and the CD with the music used in the promos, one of which was actually used in the free point and click game for like two scenes.

I'm pretty sure the villager you got in that set was the asshole from the point and click game that sold those balls that spread a plague through his village and there was a sidequest where you uncovered the cave where he was making the plague balls and had to fight scorpions or some shit. It was either him or the stone carver guy.
In the years they did a prequel saga to the first few years the same exact villager with the plague ball scheme made these police robots that were actually created solely to fuck over the other villagers and help that makuta dude put them in mind fucking pods to erase their memories as well as get the swiss cheese mask to alter time itself so nobody could stop them.
In retrospect Bionicle's side plots with the villagers were kinda really fucked up.

 

[mrdk_04]

Akhmou was a piece of shit traitor for sure.

Battle music during MNOG I was great too:

The amount of effort that went in promoting this brand, especially its early years, was insane.
Capitalising on flash games, online clubs, and trade-in codes like they did.

I wholeheartedly recommend everyone who likes Bionicle to try out "Mata Nui Online Game I", it's a great summary of the initial story and gives a great overview of the early lore.
Find it, and all other Bionicle related media https://biomediaproject.com/bmp here.
Don't worry, the files are completely safe.

I am dissapointed OP apparently doesn't remember Metru Nui, Voya Nui, Mahri Nui, Karda Nui or Bara Magna.
For shame, the edge of the Voya Nui era deserves to be remembered.

Never 4get: