Birth Order thread

[Jonah Hill poster]

What part of the Birth Order do you identify as?

I’ll start:

On my birth certificate, I’m an only child, even though I found out early in my life that I had half-siblings. One of them (half-brother) unfortunately died last year and the other (half-sister) died before I was born. I never lived with either one of them since they both had families of their own, plus the age gap was a noticeable thing, and we never hung out as much as we’d like.

 

[Pissmaster]

nobody cares

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

i was born in a concentration camp you insensitive cunt

to ilsa, she-wolf of the ss

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

Oh oh oh, do horoscopes next!

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

i was born in a concentration camp you insensitive cunt

to ilsa, she-wolf of the ss

“ilsa, she-wolf of the ss”

With a name like this, I’m so sorry you had to go through that

 

[Inflatable Julay]

That's bullshit, only childs aren't "responsible and mature for their age" lmao

 

[Marco Fucko]

um yes my tarot card is the emperor and my zodiac is uh pisces and my myers briggs is ESFP and I was born in the year of the dog

 

[Kari Kamiya]

The first-born is a lie, I'm never motivated or reliable.

 

[Frozen Fishsticks]

Birth order is just pop psychology. The only thing that matters is that you're the favorite. If you're not, then you're fucked.

I'm an only child and I still wasn't the favored child in the family.

 

[soft kitty]

You could re-arrange the descriptions of the birth order and they would all be equally as likely to apply to one another. I'm a first born, one younger brother.

 

[Vampirella]

to ilsa, she-wolf of the ss

My condolences to your mother passing away.

 

[queerape]

Being the absolute eldest of the grandkids and having my sister the next youngest 7 years younger than me puts me being midway of eldest and only because i did have time to grow up on my own. The responsibilities hit sooner too, especially when my sister is basically still a teenager, all the cousins are preteens or teens, and Im well into my 20s.

 

[Jason Wynn]

I'm the firstborn out of my siblings. Nothing more to it than that. This chart just looks like some astrology bullshit.

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

i'm adopted

 

[Childe]

I’m the firstborn of three and my mom wishes she swallowed.

 

[Roast Chicken]

I'm a firstborn with one younger sibling. I don't lead my brother though, he's smarter than me.

 

[DelicateMageflower]

I'm the youngest of five, and none of the above attributes apply to me.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Last firstborn

Actual answer: Last born. According to this picture, I seem to have the traits of a middle child.

 

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

This is completely accurate, I'm a last born but I was born so much later I was raised like an only child (everybody else out of the house). The traits match up very well except for "leader."

 

[Wraith]

"do you identify as"
Do I have a choice? If I want to say I was born in the fabric of space in between time and peanut butter which allows me to be the first, last and everything in between, can I identify that?
This crap sounds like that nonsense with astrological signs and dem Asians loving attributing personality to blood types and crap. How about you be your damn self? Make yourself. Be yourself. Damn, I'm older than my time.