Bisexuality - A Myth

I remember someone saying, I believe a comedian, that eventually they all choose one(although this was in the context of eventually settling down into a long term monogamous relationship), basically saying it's a phase that inevitably narrows 2 options down to one.

I think a lot of the "closeted" dudes that splits from their wives and children are actually bi, they just changed their mind about what kind of (sex) life they wanted at a later stage in life. A truly bisexual man would never bother with women.
 
I think a lot of the "closeted" dudes that splits from their wives and children are actually bi, they just changed their mind about what kind of (sex) life they wanted at a later stage in life. A truly bisexual man would never bother with women.
I personally can't see myself ever committing to one or the other any time soon. Women are generally just too bitchy and troublesome for me to ever devote myself to and men are in many cases are equally creepy and at least in my opinion often too sex focused. Though I suppose that's just a blanket indictment against romantic relationships as a whole on my part.
 
I'd be interested to see a Venn diagram of those who believe bisexuality doesn't exist and those who want a threesome and/or like watching bisexuals in porn.

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I remember someone saying, I believe a comedian, that eventually they all choose one(although this was in the context of eventually settling down into a long term monogamous relationship), basically saying it's a phase that inevitably narrows 2 options down to one.

It's not two options, though. Everyone has a lot of options they could pursue, being bisexual just means you may have a little more options than others. Anyone who settles down into a monogamous relationship narrows their options down to one. If you're a straight man and you settle down with a blonde-haired woman with big boobs, it doesn't mean liking other hair colours or different sized boobs was a phase and it doesn't mean you suddenly stop liking them. It just means the person you found yourself most compatible with has blonde hair and big boobs and, since you liked both anyway, it's not a big deal.
 
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My theory is that most people are a little bi, but they end up unconsciously settling with one or the other as they mature. The ones who seem to be perpetually unable to make up their minds end up becoming the stereotypical bi person. In my experience humans are complete animals that will absolutely fuck anything that moves so saying everyone is inherently bisexual isn't a very large leap of logic for me. Conversely though, this outlook means I don't really think there's anything special or magical about it.
 
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My theory is that most people are a little bi, but they end up unconsciously settling with one or the other as they mature. The ones who seem to be perpetually unable to make up their minds end up becoming the stereotypical bi person. "In my experience humans are complete animals that will absolutely fuck anything that moves so saying everyone is inherently bisexual isn't a very large leap of logic for me." Conversely though, this outlook means I don't really think there's anything special or magical about it.
Yeah basically, I think its one of those things where the people who say it are just not completely repulsed by the idea of it, but probably never end up doing it.

I think its mostly an extension of people being straight but capable of looking at someone of the same sex and going "Yeah thats an attractive dude, hes pretty hot." They just take it to like, in theory I wouldnt be turned off by fucking another person of the same sex if I think theyre hot enough, Id try it at least once to see if I like it. Its like people who have threesomes, youre probably gonna have one person who's the same sex and they arent jumping away from each other going "NO HOMO" if like the dicks touch or something.

"In my experience humans are complete animals that will absolutely fuck anything that moves so saying everyone is inherently bisexual isn't a very large leap of logic for me."
Yeah youre on the internet, once youve seen like Mr Hands, Goatse, shit like that, you start to realize it doesnt even have to be a moving object, girls stuff cucumbers, shampoo bottles in themselves, whatever, guys heating up cantaloupes and violating the innocent melon--once youve seen some shit its easy to be like "Shit youre JUST someone who doesnt care who you fuck so long as you find them attractive? Whew, I thought you were a furry into watersports or some shit."

People are fucking weird, when you let them really cut loose from society's judgement.
 
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