Bitching about zoomer culture

[Pierre D'Olnique]

Is "gyatt, ohio, skibidi, fanum tax, etc." zoomer speak or alpha? "fr fr, sheesh, no cap, sus" are definitely zoomer speak but I'd say that the aforementioned may be early alpha.

I don't think a distinction is warranted in this case, just refer to it as cattlespeak.

 

[Pierre D'Olnique]

Fucking hell, it got sent twice and I don't know how to delete. Someone with magic powers please do it for me.

 

[Steve Harwell's ghost]

Every single thing you've said also applies to millennials.

The issue with that is the massive difference between young and old millennials. The later grew up without the internet and cellphones (people that are 38-41). I didn't access the web until I was in late 7th grade, even then it was only one computer in the school library. There was no search engine and you really had to have a brain to understand how it worked. We couldn't even use websites as references on papers. Home pc's were for people with money even then its impossible to understand the dynamic if you weren't there.
The wigger culture was real, watch any movie from 97/98. The difference was we still had the old world (played in bands, road bikes, payphones etc). The younger millennials didn't come of age during that, they were little kids, so when some retard says I'm a 90's kid what they mean is they were like Michelle from Full House (kingcobrajfs).
The zoomers are flatout nigger cultists, their culture has been shaped and crafted for maximum profit, its brutalist in every sense of the word, they also have the highest levels of faggotry. They pretend to like the 90s but will never say faggot or gay, maybe call someone nigger for fun, that was just normal when I was young. They say every word in some groid track except nigger it pathetic. Its the ultimate blackpill, they pay money to ewhores and play block games rather than trying to have real experiences.

@Hardline Traditionalist

Scene queens were hot, they were like the second coming of grunge cuties. I miss girls/women who weren't fat.

 

[Johnny Salami]

why do zoomer chicks wear gym shorts that literary ride up inside their ass? And they get mad for staring

 

[BloodBankMerger]

why do zoomer chicks wear gym shorts that literary ride up inside their ass? And they get mad for staring

Zoomer chicks seem naive about male sexuality. I'm not sure if that's the best way to put it but it's the only one I can think of.
It's party due to age (they're still young, after all) but probably also generational. Or maybe I'm just retarded.

 

[PipTheAlchemist]

why do zoomer chicks wear gym shorts that literary ride up inside their ass? And they get mad for staring

They wear these clothes for themselves. Not for the enjoyment of perverted fucking moids like you.

 

[Johnny Salami]

They wear these clothes for themselves. Not for the enjoyment of perverted fucking moids like you.

Then why the fuck are they doing bent over rows in front of me?

 

[PipTheAlchemist]

Then why the fuck are they doing bent over rows in front of me?

Again, they're doing it for themselves.

 

[Johnny Salami]

Again, they're doing it for themselves.

Then why do they fart while their brapper is right in my face?

 

[Chromeo]

 

[Lieutenant Rasczak]

The issue with that is the massive difference between young and old millennials. The later grew up without the internet and cellphones (people that are 38-41). I didn't access the web until I was in late 7th grade, even then it was only one computer in the school library.

The difference between generations because of an innovation they grew up with can make a stark difference. There's even a difference between the early and late zoomers in regards to mobile phones. Some of the earliest zoomers (Zillenials in this case) had their earliest parts of childhood without a smart phone. Many of us didn't even see one until the Early 2010s. By contrast it was an integral part of the childhoods of late zoomers. Even three years between 2000 and 2003 is enough to tell an extreme difference between how people grew up. That's how impactful mobile devices were on the world.

Is "gyatt, ohio, skibidi, fanum tax, etc." zoomer speak or alpha? "fr fr, sheesh, no cap, sus" are definitely zoomer speak but I'd say that the aforementioned may be early alpha.

This is what I talk about when I say zoomspeak is completely retarded. Also, no early gen alpha won't fully come into the pop culture zeitgeist until the Mid to Late 2020s. Whether they're edgelords who rebel against the current Zoomer Retard Order or become retarded themselves has yet to be seen.

 

[Uncle Phil]

Possibly the single most irksome thing about youth culture is the attitude of "I know everything that is important to know, and nothing that isn't."

It's like embracing the first-year college student attitude of "oh you aren't aware of X? That makes me smarter than you." Except it's in combination with never having grown out of the insecure-sixth-grader mentality that "Oh you're aware of Y, and I wasn't? Well that actually  also makes me smarter than you because if its not on my radar then it's a stupid, or worse, bigoted, thing to know." It's a wildly narcissistic attitude.

None of this is new, by the way, it's just sad to see so many people not growing out of it.

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

I like zoomer culture. They listen to 90s music and don't work very hard. Also they're pretty racist.

 

[SIGSEGV]

Is "gyatt, ohio, skibidi, fanum tax, etc." zoomer speak or alpha? "fr fr, sheesh, no cap, sus" are definitely zoomer speak but I'd say that the aforementioned may be early alpha.

"YOLO," said Millennials, and "yeet," the Zoomers cried
"Rizzler gyatt fanum tax," the Alphas then replied
And lo, there came a shaking as an ebon spire rose
Upon it writ the tongues of men, their generations' prose
And from the sky a thund'rous voice called out unto the stone,
As golden letters glowed upon its surface, newly shown:
"RIZZLER GYATT FANUM TAX, SIGMA OHIO SKIBIDI"
And all beheld the words embossed theron in great timidity
With shaking and with wavering voice, the grim refrain began
As all the generations sang the verse at its command
Their weeping and their running sores did nothing to delay
The chanting of that fevered song as night succumbed to day
But rose that morn a blighted sun whose light scoured like a flood
The sky was rent asunder and the rivers turned to blood
Their flesh peeled off in sickly strips, their bones were rendered bare
And still they chanted ever on, the words they uttered there
Until bone and flesh and earth and death were all forgotten things
And still unbidden, undesired, the blackened spire sings
Around it wind the whispers of the souls in its captivity:
"rizzler gyatt fanum tax... sigma ohio skibidi".

 

[Beautiful Border]

Generational labels ("Millennial", "Gen Z", etc.) are almost entirely marketing snake oil. These labels are all incredibly vague and bullshitty, just look at how people in this thread are pointing out how the differences between younger and older millennials in terms of upbringing are just as substantial as the differences between Millennials and Gen Z.

The reality is that people are people. What actually matters are the biological developmental stages you're at - childhood, adolescence, young adulthood and so on. Creating identity groups based on arbitrarily-determined dates and then essentializing people based on those groups is a pointless waste of time for everyone involved, you're basically doing astrology at that point.

You're annoyed by "zoomers" because you're annoyed by young people generally, because people in their teens and early twenties are generally pretty annoying for anyone older than that to deal with. Nothing wrong with that, but at least understand the nature of the thing you're annoyed by.

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

zoomers think that heinous acts are justifiable because it's a "trend" and act like you're an out of touch retarded boomer for having morals (i genuinely saw this happen. i.e. "UMMM it's called a TREND you wouldn't get it")

they also don't know what the word analog means.
i wish scene and emo came back in a way that wasn't severely disabled 14 year old hetalia fandom gacha life shippers

 

[Kalsarikännit]

Zoomer slang makes Ebonics look like Shakespearian English

Calling foul, zoomer slang is Ebonics.

 

[Buttigieg2020]

I don't recall our speech degrading to "bro really thought fr skibidi rizzler gyatt in ohio moment bruh deadass ong ".

Pwning N00b Zoomers epic lEET style is dope swag my millennial comrade.

 

[Free the Pedos]

They all somehow have the exact same face as well. Something sinister is behind this, I'm sure.

Filters plus the widespread adoption of injectables and actual surgery. People get surgery to look better on the iPhone's camera proportions. It's Black Mirror shit.

Zoomer chicks seem naive about male sexuality. I'm not sure if that's the best way to put it but it's the only one I can think of.

That's a good way to explain why they think things like polyamory and FWB arrangements are good for women. It's an extension of how liberals think everyone is and thinks like them.

 

[Luke-Warm Tampon Tea]

Every single thing you've said also applies to millennials.

Slightly, but nowhere near as bad. If I remember correctly, "emo" music was a marketing scheme that used myspace eboys/egirls to sell hot topic products, but only a small % of millennials ate that shit but granted I don't remember what I listened to or did in 2002-2010 and it's all kind of a blur, I do remember going to see James Cameron's Avatar; but I pretty much checked out of my peer group's cultural experience when hipster faggots started spending 5 times as much for technology that's meant to replicate things from the 60s and 70s, like poloroids and 8tracks
so maybe I have no idea what I'm talking about, but I definitely remember growing up there being a lot more individuality in fashion and sub-culture and interests and music. Skaters, goths, punks, preps, stoners, earthies, etc etc etc. There was a lot of other options for self-expression that I don't see now. Everyone wears the same nigger brand bullshit and I genuinely don't even know if zoomers have actual living moments or if it's just like "content" to them.