biting glass.

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If you sell children, you're a gypsy, and a cuckold is someone whose wife deceives him.

Congratulations on killing the joke beyond all powers of necromancy.
 
Null paypiggies, please give this man EGAs. I love him.
 
as i kid i used to bit down on cups when i didn't know any better, now for plastic cups this was no problem and mugs and thick glasses couldn't crack under my teeth...but there was this one time i drank from a glass where it tappered off and gets thinner at the rim. I bit down too hard and cracked it, cut my lips up a bit but it did teach me not to bite down on drinking glasses
 
as i kid i used to bit down on cups when i didn't know any better, now for plastic cups this was no problem and mugs and thick glasses couldn't crack under my teeth...but there was this one time i drank from a glass where it tappered off and gets thinner at the rim. I bit down too hard and cracked it, cut my lips up a bit but it did teach me not to bite down on drinking glasses
perhaps you should challenge @Thebag$$$ to a glass biting contest to prove who's the best glass biter of all time
 
there is a song all around me so a parody about it and glass biting
"you know its kinda funny its kinda sad the dreams in which im dying are dreams biting glass".
 
I can't tell if you're on the level. I think you might be real.
 
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