Biting the hand that feeds - A brief history of the Kiwi Farms and why A&T is the redheaded stepchild of the site.

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NotSendingTheirBest said:
Unless you have a crusade to do (then, as someone has astutely pointed out, you also get banned for attracting too much attention), when the feds come - spread your ass and hope they brought vaseline.
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I bet SIG took multiple loads in his butthole. I hope he had Vaseline because most fags do have a supply of that.
 
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NotSendingTheirBest said:
Just read the thread about SIG's banning from the cover to cover.

Imagine being angry for being dicked for fedposting. Always, always make it your point to avoid any encounters with police, secret service or counter-intelligence of your own country. Always.

They are not your friend, they are the steel arm of the government and they protect you not because they care about you. They protect you because you pay for the bureaucracy that sustains them and controls them.

I've had an encounter with my country's counter-intelligence/security service and I do not wish to repeat that experience ever again, even if it was relatively benign. The motherfucker that called me and suggested to meet me, knowing my name full name, age and where I was at this particular time must've enjoyed seeing my wide eyes full of fear.

Unless you have a crusade to do (then, as someone has astutely pointed out, you also get banned for attracting too much attention), when the feds come - spread your ass and hope they brought vaseline.
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Applying to the CIA and NSA is pretty easy compared to the FBI. FBI got so many requirements.

Although I did look into USAjobs.gov over where do you apply for the homeland security stuff in case the 1807 rubicon meme happens. Or the national guard probably.

I realized that I gave SIGSEV the first sticker and it was the winner sticker for that post and probably should have not done that.
 
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As a person born in a nation that is ever increasingly anti free speech, which as of this date could be anywhere admittedly, I appreciate having this forum. I'd miss it if it were gone, but would understand if Null told us all to eat glass and nuked it. I've always wondered how he keeps it afloat.

I thought SIGSEGV was one of the funniest motherfuckers here, but that didn't save him from being a fedbaiting tard in that moment. Big fat RIP, but he deserved it.
 
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more evidence of GoN sentience
 
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NotSendingTheirBest said:
Just read the thread about SIG's banning from the cover to cover.

Imagine being angry for being dicked for fedposting. Always, always make it your point to avoid any encounters with police, secret service or counter-intelligence of your own country. Always.

They are not your friend, they are the steel arm of the government and they protect you not because they care about you. They protect you because you pay for the bureaucracy that sustains them and controls them.

I've had an encounter with my country's counter-intelligence/security service and I do not wish to repeat that experience ever again, even if it was relatively benign. The motherfucker that called me and suggested to meet me, knowing my name full name, age and where I was at this particular time must've enjoyed seeing my wide eyes full of fear.

Unless you have a crusade to do (then, as someone has astutely pointed out, you also get banned for attracting too much attention), when the feds come - spread your ass and hope they brought vaseline.
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Don't go up against the American intelligence community no matter where you live or what your crusade is. Just don't. Saying they will eat you alive is a massive understatement. The way to deal with the feds is to stay off their radar by not doing things that get the feds' attention, such as posting terroristic threats on the internet.
 
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Smug Cat said:
Don't go up against the American intelligence community no matter where you live or what your crusade is. Just don't. Saying they will eat you alive is a massive understatement. The way to deal with the feds is to stay off their radar by not doing things that get the feds' attention, such as posting terroristic threats on the internet.
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I wasn't suggesting otherwise. I was saying that if my relatively benign experience with my country's spooks was scary, I can only imagine how one could shit pants when encountering American spooks.
 
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Smug Cat said:
Don't go up against the American intelligence community no matter where you live or what your crusade is. Just don't. Saying they will eat you alive is a massive understatement. The way to deal with the feds is to stay off their radar by not doing things that get the feds' attention, such as posting terroristic threats on the internet.
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It's their job to be insufferable, nosy assholes who will fixate on the tiniest damn thing. I'd feel bad for them if they weren't insufferable, nosy assholes.
 
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Smug Cat said:
Don't go up against the American intelligence community no matter where you live or what your crusade is. Just don't. Saying they will eat you alive is a massive understatement. The way to deal with the feds is to stay off their radar by not doing things that get the feds' attention, such as posting terroristic threats on the internet.
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I like actually pissing them off. Just do it in a way they can't do shit to you.
 
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