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- May 29, 2021
Blake Andrew Westfall
This is Blake Andrew Westfall. Blake lives in Troy, Ohio, a relatively small town with a population of 26,000. He stands out as a schizophrenic bible-thumping stick enthusiast who terrorizes any public place he steps foot into. His tweets and Facebook posts are an incoherent mess of emojis and buzz words. I am honestly amazed at the sheer dedication this man has.
Sticks
Who doesn't love a good thin piece of wood? Well, this man does! He likes to spin sticks in the air, I have no clue if it is a sexual thing or just for fun. But this guy LOVES his sticks.
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NOTE : The following photo was taken inside a CVS. Yes this is real.
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Public Urination
He posts about the elusive "pee spot." I'm pretty sure it's just somewhere he pissed on. And he'll just lie down in those spots. I have zero clue why. He also posts a LOT about pissing in the lake.
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Unfortunately, Blake was caught.
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He ended up paying $124.
| 06/28/2021 | Fine | Fine Charge #1: Disorderly Conduct | $50.00 | ||
| 06/28/2021 | Case Filed | Case Filed | |||
| 06/28/2021 | Court Costs Criminal | Court Costs Criminal Charge #1: Disorderly Conduct | $74.00 | ||
| 06/28/2021 | Arraignment | Arraignment Judge: Arraignment Event: Arraignment Date: 07/06/2021 Time: 08:00 AM | |||
| 07/06/2021 | Activate Online Paying | Activate Online Paying as of 07/06/2021 | |||
| 07/06/2021 | ****SENTENCING**** | ****sentencing**** Event: Arraignment 07/06/2021 08:00 AM Jurisdiction: Miami County Municipal Court Locality: Judicial Officer: Arraignment Order: BASICSENT Basic Sentencing Party Charge 1 Charge No.: 1 - 2917.11 - Disorderly Conduct Amended Charge: Plea: No Contest Finding: Guilty Points: Charge No.: 1 FINE AMOUNT: ************************************************************************ |
Go here. And search his name. It is under disorderly conduct.
Blake retaliated.
Praising the Lord in his Own Special Way
"Worship is an inward feeling and outward action that reflects the worth of God" -John Piper
Blake is a devout Christian. Here is Blake reading the bible naked.
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He claims to see Jesus and knows facts about Jesus never mentioned in the gospels.
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His bible is illegible due to all of his annotations. If you can decipher it, Semper Fidelis!
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Blake vs The Law
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Blake and the police have had a long and prosperous relationship.
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This includes charges of Traffic violations and more. But we will be focusing on the minor charge.
"4301.69 - Serious Criminal Offenses Involving Underage Persons" is Blake buying minors alcohol.
Ended up paying 113 bucks and going to a course.
Drinking Mud
Blake claims to have been drinking mud from 2016-June 2021. He only stopped because his Mom told him he had contracted Radon Poisoning.
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Tweets
First, let's do some math! At the time of writing this. Blake has 9,443 Tweets, Blake created his account April of 2022. Let's just say he created it on April 1st, today is April 16th 2023. That is 380 days from his account creation. If we divide the two. That means....
He tweeted 24.85 times a day, every day. So what was worth all of those tweets?
UPDATE : The date is 5/1/2023. He has reached 10.2k tweets.
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Links
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