Skitzocow Blake Andrew Westfall - Christ-lovin' nomadic schizo who tweets 24/7 about Sticks, Niggers, Public Urination, Rape, and Megatron.

[LowlyPheasent]

Ngl, I lost it laughing when he said Mimictard. He seems exceptionally nonchalant in spite of all subject matter he rants about.

 

[Big Nasty]

I wish to understand him one day.

You shouldn't.
You will never be able to. He is crazy.

 

[Naenia Ness]

You shouldn't.
You will never be able to. He is crazy.

Come on man, let us dream.

 

[LowlyPheasent]

There's a meaning to it, a schizo meaning but still a meaning. I agree with some of the things Haloperidol brought up prior. Particular reccuring things are either people or concepts. It's like someone took a dictionary and scrambled it and now Blake means Toast. I haven't a clue what the cabinet door thing relates to though. He certainly uses it a lot.

Aditionally weather intended or not a lot of his shizoposts read like poetry. A couple come close to some formats but I think that's more us inserting something that isn't there in an attempt to understand it. Makes it more interesting none the less.

 

[Polentic]

The cabinet doors....

This one confuses me. He literally has a house under his name idk why he is at a food pantry.

Obviously I get concerned everytime I see someone say "I'm going to do it." but the photo is of a marshmallow so idk.

Ab update. His body isn't half bad. He seems to be in good shape.

 

[LowlyPheasent]

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The cabinet doors....
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This one confuses me. He literally has a house under his name idk why he is at a food pantry.
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Obviously I get concerned everytime I see someone say "I'm going to do it." but the photo is of a marshmallow so idk.
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Ab update. His body isn't half bad. He seems to be in good shape.

Did he put the crisco in with his honey nut oats?

 

[Trombonista]

Did he put the crisco in with his honey nut oats?

And eat them with a fork?

 

[Azdy]

I know this one's old but it was funny to me.

 

[LowlyPheasent]

His twitter seems pretty innactive, I assume he's just posting on facebook again. Tried looking for AFEs for facebook but all I found was a dead android AFE, that reportedly was no longer working properly.

 

[Polentic]

His twitter seems pretty innactive, I assume he's just posting on facebook again. Tried looking for AFEs for facebook but all I found was a dead android AFE, that reportedly was no longer working properly.

FACEBOOK

Here he is apologizing to his younger self for introducing him to "toast stick."

Probably "nigger toast."

 

[Polentic]

There's some new shit by Andrew. More schizobabble. He made a video about jacking off and it was just a video of him shaking around a stick.

Guess jeans you just don't know
Also
I know that's all you ever wanted
To be used by the source of material
To make mystery come so hard no more thoughts
Slice a child's eyes out for the Majesty of whore pig
She
Is void
Only toast would never test
Beer and tosred crackers near the park grown Round the park
You are puke to me mystery bitch
Puke
After all this time
You didn't save a single memory
Meth and mandrake roots
They leave none of each other
As their only thing
Trees can't find out how dirt was made
That is who I am
Unable to fall from some hardware store ingredients and a bunch of plants that don't take tests even once
That's what happened to me
My first hour of school
I will never be Mason
I am the fear of dirt
Never sacrificing everything for shame cum
I know the source
It's a dead turtle coming
Back to full strength life
Regretted crack
Meth is my joke
I want to give you my memories

Whore pig trees got princessed
Like all the people will never care
Like rolling maggots
In the body of a river turtle
40 year old
God said
Wanna find out what death is?
Or you can disappear like all the other finished creatures
I hate little boys that want to cum
Only

Andrew is still schizo. Nothing that stands out.

 

[Coo Coo Bird]

There's some new shit by Andrew. More schizobabble. He made a video about jacking off and it was just a video of him shaking around a stick.
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Andrew is still schizo. Nothing that stands out.

I see his reversion to the Stone Age has continued.

 

[Trombonista]

Damn, his hair is literally yellow in that third picture.

 

[Polentic]

Blake Westfall has either deleted his account or got banned.

RIP / A

He has not posted on any of his twitters and I cannot find any other accounts. This may be farewell to our schizo messiah.

 

[Azdy]

All is not lost, you can enjoy his classics here:

https://web.archive.org/web/*/https://twitter.com/BlakeWestfall1/status*

Pick a random one and see what you get;

 

[Baguette Child]

Blake Westfall has either deleted his account or got banned.
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RIP / A

He has not posted on any of his twitters and I cannot find any other accounts. This may be farewell to our schizo messiah.

My disappointment is immeasurable He's always been a favorite of mine, hope he comes back

 

[Polentic]

AAAAND WE'RE BACK

(LINK)

Still as schizophrenic as ever. In fact, our boy has visited a lawyer.

His profile picture and banner also changed.

Spoiler: NEW PFP

 

[Baguette Child]

AAAAND WE'RE BACK
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(LINK)
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Still as schizophrenic as ever. In fact, our boy has visited a lawyer.
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His profile picture and banner also changed.

Spoiler: NEW PFP

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This is the news I needed today. Our prophet has returned.

 

[Buttercream]

Almighty toast has truly blessed we niggers today with Prophet Westfall's safe return from the planet Cybertron.

 

[Monkey Shoulder]

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That Chris is papa cry maggot jizz out of your eyes.
Hell of a sentence, wonder what it means.