Blake Mark - OP tried and failed to go on some autistic holy crusade with his PA request

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Introduction
Everyone, meet Blake Mark, or "UnitedCoasterteam325" as he currently goes by on most of his social media accounts. While his alias has changed from time to time, one thing has remained the same: the usage of the word "Coasterteam", which he started using all the way back to when he first became a "coaster enthusiast" in 2012 and joined the "coaster community", which as the name implies, is a community of people who really like rollercoasters and spend their days talking about theme parks and the rides there.

Yes, this guy has been around for that long. According to him, his obsession over roller coasters first started when he went to Six Flags Over Texas, a theme park located in the Dallas-Fort Worth metroplex (which he lives in, more specifically in the city of Plano). Turns out that he enjoyed the rides there so much that he developed a love for roller coasters in general. Hence begins the story of Coasterteam.

Not much is known about the things he did from 2012 up until 2018, when various videos of him making an absolute buffoon of himself started to surface.

Beginning Of His Controversy
Pretty harmless stuff, right? At this point, Blake could be described as nothing more than just some kid who's just saying things for the sake of saying things, as he knows no better. However, this would change in 2020, when these screenshots of him started surfacing as well.
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Blake decided to address these messages in a livestream (specific date unknown but most likely sometime around May 2020):
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As well as create this meme where he depicts himself and his allies fighting all of his haters:
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The Rise of the "Gloop Division", Stream Documenting, "Leaving the Coaster Community", and The First of his Many Mental Breakdowns
Soon enough, several other coaster enthusiasts who were getting fed up with Blake's bullshit would form an alliance called the "Gloop Division", which would include an official mascot, the caracal cat. The two most notable members of this alliance are Cason Garrett, who also lives in DFW, and Sam Stevenson, who lives in Omaha, NE (This will be important later on). Cason would start a YouTube channel called "coasterfantx alt", and in this channel, he would begin to document Blake's livestreams, starting with this one (Livestream sometime around August 2020, posted to YouTube on August 13, mainly him talking about his haters and addressing certain people):
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Followed by Blake posting this on his story:
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And going live again (stream date August 14, 2020, where he talks about "getting expelled" and has a mental breakdown, accompanied by him interacting with his parents, and punches his computer screen at the end):
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Afterwards, Blake announces that he is leaving the coaster community and will not be back for the rest of 2020, in the form of commentaries, memes, and tweets:
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He also says goodbye in the comments section of one of those videos:
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It is worth mentioning that his mom is not innocent in this either. She decides to defend him in quite the interesting manner...
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Does he actually leave tho? HELL NO! Just one week later, he "returns" and starts livestreaming yet again (stream date August 22, 2020, just more bitching and moaning about "haters"):
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And again... (stream date August 24, 2020, mental breakdown, threats, and once again, screen punching at the end of the stream)
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However, Blake does go quiet afterwards.
That is, until the 2020 presidential election, when it became evident that Biden was going to win: (specific date unknown, but definitely during the week of the election, sometime after Biden was projected to almost certainly become president but before he won PA, therefore officially making him the winner. Basically him crying over how Biden is now the US president, and how he's going to quit social media and move to France):
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He then goes on to make yet another goodbye announcement:
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During the month of December, Blake would begin to develop an extreme irrational hatred towards Sam.
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Later that year, around Christmastime, Blake again attempts to get his mom to stand up for him against his "bullies", this time in a Discord server, resulting in this VC where his mom begs him to delete Discord, resulting in him getting into a massive verbal argument with his parents, all while everyone else in the call insists that he listen to his mom:
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Afterwards, he would make yet another goodbye statement:
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The Return of Coasterteam
On February 6, 2021 (his 18th birthday), he "officially returns" and makes several statements about it:
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Afterwards, he creates a new intro and outro for his YouTube videos:
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However, not much happens after that, until the month of April, when he talks about how he got into an argument with his mom, resulting in him destroying her TV, getting "abused" by her, and having a talk with the police (stream date April 25, 2021):
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Afterwards, he makes a "new statement policy" for the coaster community:
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And starts attacking Sam again:
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He continues this through the month of May as well:
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Defending Pedos (Part 1)
During that month, it is also revealed that fellow coaster enthusiast Noah Brown (or SATX Coasters as he goes by), a 19 year old, was messaging a 13 year old girl. Much suspicion arose that he may be a pedo, and therefore, various members of the Gloop Division reported Noah to SeaWorld San Antonio (which he was working at around that time). As a result, Noah had no choice but to cut off the 13 year old, and went live to bitch and moan about it. Several people were watching the livestream, one of them being Blake... (stream date May 10, 2021)
Summertime Spergfest
Around the end of May, he celebrates "Manorial Day":
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And in the month of June, he would further express his feelings of black people:
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Create his own anthem:
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Get a "new" vidya:
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Make an extremely important announcement about how there's "a lot of bad people" and how the coaster community is "getting worse", showing messages of him getting roasted in an Instagram group chat:
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And threaten to kill himself:
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On July, he decides to create a boatload of high-tier memes:
Defending Pedos: Part 2
Then around the middle of that month, yet another coaster enthusiast Seth Svitenko (or Diveloop Thrills as he goes by) got exposed for inappropriately messaging numerous underage girls, as well as having sex with a 14 year old boy when he was 18, and later on sending the boy nudes and videos of him masturbating (he would also send a masturbation vid to a 15 year old girl). He also acknowledged that this sexual intercourse was rape (as minors can't consent), before outright saying he didn't regret raping that boy to his face. He was also found to have called numerous black people "niggers". When all of this surfaced, various members of the Gloop added Seth to an Instagram group chat and proceeded to berate and roast him. However, Blake also happened to be part of that group chat...
One week later, he would come out of the woodwork in that group chat once more:
Defending Pedos: Part 3
This would not be the last time he would attempt to defend a pedo however. In the past, he had attempted to defend yet another coaster enthusiast, this time by the name of Chad (or Ohio Valley Coasters as he went by back then):
The "War on the Gloop": Prelude
Around that month, he would also randomly post this on his story:
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And on the 20th anniversary of 9/11, he decided to express his patriotism: (stream date September 11, 2021, obviously. He plays the Star Spangled Banner while pathetically "waving around" his shitty $5 US Flag from Walmart, and proclaims a "moment of silence":)
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But after the stream concluded, he would make yet another random story:
He would continue to post about Cason through the rest of that month:
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Before finally posting these stories:
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Someone decided to personally ask him about these stories. This is his response:
Later on, he goes live and talks to someone about how Cason "kidnapped his best friend", how the Gloop Division is in general being mean to him, how caracal cats are scary and must be taken care of, and the "war" he is plotting against the Gloop Division (stream date September 26, 2021):
In the stream, he also talks about creating a Discord server, which he does end up doing.
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However, it's not too long before this happens (stream date October 10, 2021, where he talks about how Cason "accusing him of shit" and announces that he nuked his Discord server):
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The "War on the Gloop": Beginning
Afterwards, the "war" officially begins:
Present Day
So, what has he been up to recently? Well first off, he's been posting about "defcons" (stream date November 12, 2021, where he talks about these "defcons"):
Creating yet another group chat as well as a Google Docs forum in order to discuss "the war":
Making more quality memes:
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Receiving a picture of a certain type of animal in his mailbox (stream date November 24, 2021, where he rages over being sent a picture of a caracal cat, and threatens to "beat Cason's ass", and talks about how Cason has been "stalking him"):
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Giving an extremely smart take on the John Cena/Taiwan situation, among other things:
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Making more smart messages, solutions, and decisions in general:
It is almost certain that he will continue to make a spectacle of himself, so if anyone wants to keep up with what he does next, the best way to do so is to go follow his Instagram account @unitedcoasterteam325. It is private, but there's a 99.9% chance that he will not only accept your request, but even follow you back.
Here are his other social media accounts as well:
Discord: Unitedcoasterteam325#9392
YouTube: UnitedCoasterteam325
Xbox: Coastergaming25
Twitter: Coasterteam2012
Steam: Coastergaming25
Blizzard: Coasterteam#11743
TikTok: blake_mtx
 
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It’s more than just that. Not done editing yet, gimme some time.
If you're going to edit it, my suggestions would be to:
1) clip the highlights from the longer streams so people don't have to wade through 45 minutes of autism just to get to the parts where he chimps out
2) Give approximate dates for the videos so we can get a better idea of the timeline of the events outlined here
3) Better explain what exactly the "coaster community" that keeps being referenced is
4) elaborate on the allegation of sexting an underage girl that was made in the Discord VC recording. Why would he send a dick pic to a girl that you claimed he had previously singled out as a "bully"/harasser? Is this his CWC-tier strategy of dealing with trolls?
 
The guy seems like a genuine sperg, who may have cow potential, but the OP is a complete fucking mess.

(1) Read the thread on writing a good OP, and follow it,

(2) The first rule of a good OP is "show, don't tell". No-one wants to read you EXPLAIN why he's funny- We just want to SEE HIM being funny (ie video, or screen-grabs of him chimping out/acting rctarded). A early as possible, if you want to keep people's attention.

(3) Lose the 29,843 "view attachments" (none of the three I tried even worked for me. But my PC is fucked, right now; The problem may be on my end?), and if the attachments are worthwhile, just embed those pics/vids.

(4) Trim down to the best, funniest few videos/events (a half-dozen max), and start with those, in a way that you can read it, get the jist, and see the funny, in 5 minutes max. And all the excess, less funny stuff- if it's worth including, at least hide it under a spoiler, rather than have a huge, overwhelming, visually-cluttered OP that takes 17 minutes just to scroll past it.

Has potential, but needs to be made much, much less confusing, and more to-the-point.
 
It would also help to shave off most of the text you posted, Simplify the introduction into 3-4 sentences and repost some more under the multiple images you have posted which also need to be organized. Most just want to get to the main content rather than read a novel.

The attachments need to be properly inserted so others may view them when they read about the cow.
The quotes should be spoiled
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to help simplify the main content of the thread too.
You can also spoil the attachments while organizing them, Some seem kind of loose at the bottom.
 
Thank you guys for the advice. I do admit the OP was extremely clunky and disorganized, and the video summaries are unnecessary and I should just post various segments of those streams instead.

As all of you can probably see on the joined date, yes I am new to Kiwi Farms, I had been looking around for a while but just decided to join yesterday so I could let more people know about this sperg. I'll try to re-edit it as much as I can with the time that I have, so yeah. Appreciate it guys 👍
 
I'm glad someone said it.

Are roller-coasters close enough to trains that an autist would be obsessed about those too?
Yes, there are coaster spergs, a subset of amusement park spergs, which is under the large umbrella of arrested development spergery along such classics as comic book spergs, Star Trek spergs and ABDL fetishists.

He seems like a funny enough retard, I'd love to see the stream where his parents are begging him to shut it down.
 
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