Blake Mark - OP tried and failed to go on some autistic holy crusade with his PA request

[Uncle Warren]

(2) The first rule of a good OP is "show, don't tell". No-one wants to read you EXPLAIN why he's funny- We just want to SEE HIM being funny (ie video, or screen-grabs of him chimping out/acting rctarded). A early as possible, if you want to keep people's attention.

The last person who dumped a metric assload of pictures with no context got slammed hard. This should say show less, tell more. It's like writing an article with supporting links, pictures, and other things.

 

[ayay oibay ungyay ishyay]

If you're going to edit it, my suggestions would be to:
1) clip the highlights from the longer streams so people don't have to wade through 45 minutes of autism just to get to the parts where he chimps out
2) Give approximate dates for the videos so we can get a better idea of the timeline of the events outlined here
3) Better explain what exactly the "coaster community" that keeps being referenced is
4) elaborate on the allegation of sexting an underage girl that was made in the Discord VC recording. Why would he send a dick pic to a girl that you claimed he had previously singled out as a "bully"/harasser? Is this his CWC-tier strategy of dealing with trolls?

1. Yeah I'm aware that not many people would want to sift through that. I'll have to see when I'll be able to edit them all one by one in order to get just the juicy moments.
2. I'll have to go back and find those some time as well.
3. Fixed that
4. I'm gonna be real honest with you, I have no clue why he would do that, as I had no prior knowledge of that incident and I wasn't even in the Discord server when that VC was taking place. It very well could be his "troll-combating tactic".

This is a massive mess of pictures, fucked up attachments, and it all needs to be organized.

Apologies for the attachments, last night when I was editing the website crashed on me amidst the middle of the editing, and it was way too late into the night for me to fix that mess during that exact moment. It's been fixed now

(2) The first rule of a good OP is "show, don't tell". No-one wants to read you EXPLAIN why he's funny- We just want to SEE HIM being funny (ie video, or screen-grabs of him chimping out/acting rctarded). A early as possible, if you want to keep people's attention.

(3) Lose the 29,843 "view attachments" (none of the three I tried even worked for me. But my PC is fucked, right now; The problem may be on my end?), and if the attachments are worthwhile, just embed those pics/vids.

(4) Trim down to the best, funniest few videos/events (a half-dozen max), and start with those, in a way that you can read it, get the jist, and see the funny, in 5 minutes max. And all the excess, less funny stuff- if it's worth including, at least hide it under a spoiler, rather than have a huge, overwhelming, visually-cluttered OP that takes 17 minutes just to scroll past it.

Addressing the second one: Yeah I've realized the explanations were unnecessary and therefore I've removed them.
The third one: That was on my end, the website crashed while I was working on that post and I didn't have time to fix it then, but it's fixed now.
The fourth: I'll have to see when I can go and trim all of those clips.

It would also help to shave off most of the text you posted, Simplify the introduction into 3-4 sentences and repost some more under the multiple images you have posted which also need to be organized. Most just want to get to the main content rather than read a novel.

The attachments need to be properly inserted so others may view them when they read about the cow.
The quotes should be spoiled

Spoiler: Like this

This

to help simplify the main content of the thread too.
You can also spoil the attachments while organizing them, Some seem kind of loose at the bottom.

Most of the unnecessary text has been removed, spoilers have been added, and the attachment issue has been resolved.

Too many words, broken images, and no central hook. But anyone who hates floppa is by default a lolcow.

Not sure what I could make my hook. Got an idea?

He seems like a funny enough retard, I'd love to see the stream where his parents are begging him to shut it down.

Well, now you can

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

Well, now you can

Now I can't even find the transcript, you dumb nigger.

 

[ayay oibay ungyay ishyay]

Now I can't even find the transcript, you dumb nigger.

Hint: 6th spoiler, starts at the 32 minute mark.

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

Hint: 6th spoiler, starts at the 32 minute mark.

Oh yeah, that's the stuff. Got any pictures of mom? She hot?

 

[ayay oibay ungyay ishyay]

Oh yeah, that's the stuff. Got any pictures of mom? She hot?

Her pfp is of herself, which you can just barely see in the comments she wrote in an attempt to defend her son. Here's the full quality version of it:

 

[Flea Man Marbles]

This thread sucks and you should feel bad

 

[thisighuf]

You don't have to spoil every video m8, Just use spoiler to contain mounts of content to avoid bloating the thread, It's always good to have at least two videos near the top of the OP.
You may also want to fix the remaining loose images by inserting them somewhere, I also suggest leaving some sample images non spoiled near the top.

 

[ayay oibay ungyay ishyay]

You don't have to spoil every video m8, Just use spoiler to contain mounts of content to avoid bloating the thread, It's always good to have at least two videos near the top of the OP.
You may also want to fix the remaining loose images by inserting them somewhere, I also suggest leaving some sample images non spoiled near the top.

I decided to only spoil parts where there are more than 5 pictures/videos now. Would that work well?

Also, I'm not sure why the "attachments" at the bottom of the post are there, as they're already inserted within the post itself (I've tried editing them out but I can't find a clue anywhere in the editor).

Would you say that the new images and videos I added to the beginning of the post give off a good introduction?

 

[MysticLord]

I stopped reading about halfway through, just seems like a sperg with relatively normal interests who likes to shitpost.

I couldn't follow what you were getting at with the chats about the sex offender, glanced at them and it seemed like he didn't want anything to do with the pervert? How is that horrifying or exceptional?

Pretty boring overall, but good job getting your attachments sorted out and compiling lots of info.

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

I'd love to see the stream where you kill yourself.

Based.

 

[Easterling]

if all this guy is, is a sperg that calls people nigger, then i'd be suprised if he didnt already have an account because he'd fit right in.

 

[jason analberg]

Why is Texas the lolcow capital of the US?

 

[Zeelpulp]

He's just an XBox live sped, There's nothing here.
I fucking hate this thread attempt.

 

[Kamikirimushi]

Why is Texas the lolcow capital of the US?

Becuase it's the anime capital of the US and has been since the '90s. Granted, the most infamous lolcows aren't Texans, but anime is agitprop from the Japanese, so no wonder Texas is ground zero for spergery.

 

[Dumb Bitch Smoothie]

The coaster and theme park community as a whole is its own brand of autistic. They're all fucking weird. Like train tards at least learn something while theme park tards eat glue.

I don't know why one guy above all deserves a thread, he doesn't seem like he alone could hold up a thread. He doesn't do enough to warrant a sole thread imo

The most exceptional part is the caracal part for sure, and even that is pretty benign for a hopeful cow.

 

[Rustin Parr]

The most autistic thing about this is that a rollercoaster sperg chat involves tranny and Black Lives Matter related drama seems like no matter what the community that retarded shit has to rear its tired head

 

[ayay oibay ungyay ishyay]

I couldn't follow what you were getting at with the chats about the sex offender, glanced at them and it seemed like he didn't want anything to do with the pervert? How is that horrifying or exceptional?

I probably should've mentioned that in the chats, Blake was actually berating everyone else for "attacking" the sex offender, and that they should all leave him alone. If you dig a little further into the messages, they try to show him hard evidence of Seth being a pedo/rapist, and he continuously denies it even when the evidence is right in his face.

Also, from what I've heard, the two are still good friends so...

The coaster and theme park community as a whole is its own brand of autistic. They're all fucking weird. Like train tards at least learn something while theme park tards eat glue.

I don't know why one guy above all deserves a thread, he doesn't seem like he alone could hold up a thread. He doesn't do enough to warrant a sole thread imo

The most exceptional part is the caracal part for sure, and even that is pretty benign for a hopeful cow.

I agree with the first statement. In fact, I would've just went and made a thread about the cancer that is that community as a whole, had I had more knowledge about it. However, I ultimately decided to do just him because he's one of only two coaster enthusiasts that I know well enough, and I personally felt that he'd be enough of a cow to make a thread about (especially considering he hasn't slowed down on his recent activity at all whatsoever).

 

[MysticLord]

I probably should've mentioned that in the chats, Blake was actually berating everyone else for "attacking" the sex offender, and that they should all leave him alone. If you dig a little further into the messages, they try to show him hard evidence of Seth being a pedo/rapist, and he continuously denies it even when the evidence is right in his face.

Also, from what I've heard, the two are still good friends so...

That my be informative, but to prove it you need to prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that this friend is a sex offender, and a serious* one at that.

* Serious doesn't mean an 18 year old dating a 17 year old, or someone convicted of pissing outside while drunk.

 

[ayay oibay ungyay ishyay]

That my be informative, but to prove it you need to prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that this friend is a sex offender, and a serious* one at that.

* Serious doesn't mean an 18 year old dating a 17 year old, or someone convicted of pissing outside while drunk.

I actually happen to know a lot about Seth as well. He's also quite the character, so I may make a thread on him as well. And yes, I can assure you that he is a serious one. You'll see if and when I make the thread, or I can just fully explain it in a reply on this one.