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The sad thing is, this was probably made unironically.
Some communist out there honestly thinks that a toy commercial is going to help The Revolution.

This is what gets me about the surprisingly large number of Marxist/Communist bronies. It is, and has always been, a thirty minute toy commercial. Major plot points of the show happen because Hasbro needs to put out a new line for Christmas.
 
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If I controlled the Internet, every time a libertarian launched on the usual rant about evil statists/raw milk/the free market, it would automatically filter to this image.
 
You know when Bronies first became a big thing I read a ton of articles about them trying to figure them out. This was before I discovered Weston Chandler. This one article I will remember FOREVER!

Basically, it was someone pointing out that the fact Applejack (The character who worked on an apple farm) would not be able to run her farm in real life because she is an earth pony (No magic, no wings) and a unicorn (Magic) could easily cut the means of production and sell so cheaply that they would put her out of business.

The theory of the article was that the reason that friendship was stressed so much in Equestria was to keep peace between the races of ponies. Really, in a free market Equestria most of the earth ponies would be in the poor house because there is no way they could keep up the competition.

I know that was spergy, but I was SWEAR it was a real article from some news site trying to show how intelligent bronies were and how much thought they put into their passions.

Probably not the same thing, but it sounds like you're talking about the classic of libertarian literature, "My Little Pony: Liberty."

Because who better to speak on the wonders of small government than Princess Twilight Sparkle?
 
When you think about it, wouldn't it make more sense for the Ponies to be more into a monarchy?

Seeing as the damn show is shown to have a monarchy in place as the ruling government - yeah, the hypocrisy is even further all over the fucking place. Ponyfags just can't accept the FACT that these damn ponies they obsess over and even fap to clearly don't believe in things like democracy or any other form of government similar to that not involving rule by a king and/or queen, or in this BS case, 2 princesses (which ultimately makes no fucking sense.).
 
I really want to know what that Aztec dreidel thing he used for his OC's cutie mark is supposed to be.
 
If it means anything, Celestia was originally suppose to be a Queen, but Hasbro thought girls associated too many negative things with Queens thanks to Disney.

This was the Pre-Frozen world.
 
If it means anything, Celestia was originally suppose to be a Queen, but Hasbro thought girls associated too many negative things with Queens thanks to Disney.

This was the Pre-Frozen world.

I find it funny that a self-proclaimed libertarian supports a made-up monarchy, let alone the Christian God as a king and a sparkle pony from a kids' show as a princess.

Even as an atheist, I know it's blasphemy to make such a tasteless comparison.
 
I find it funny that a self-proclaimed libertarian supports a made-up monarchy, let alone the Christian God as a king and a sparkle pony from a kids' show as a princess.

Even as an atheist, I know it's blasphemy to make such a tasteless comparison.

Jesus told him it was okay. Jesus also told him to wear tinfoil to keep the socialist mind control rays out.
 
This is old, but damn that's a good find.

It's like Glenn Beck with Asperger's.

I really hope this faggot finds this thread, it should be interesting watching him try to actually debate with people smarter than him.

Not like that's a high bar.

You know what, I'm just gonna say it.

Hey blamethe1st! I know you're going to find this thread because you're clearly the kind of person to google your name over and over. Why don't you come have a little chat with us? Is it because you're scared of non-hugbox replies? Go on, dazzle us with your wit. Unless you're a chickenshit who's afraid of being questioned and criticized.
 
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