Blessed images

[Zora Is My Man]

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

 

[Stranger Neighbors]

 

[Pocket Dragoon]

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"Only 1 stands against eating babies."

Someone needs to shop AOC over Killary, too.

The memes write themselves, I swear.

Wondered why there's been a peculiar absence of stinkbugs, living or dead, on my front porch; but are everywhere otherwise. I didn't know mantids eat them.

This sparks joy.

 

[Gender Affirming Surgery]

Wondered why there's been a peculiar absence of stinkbugs, living or dead, on my front porch; but are everywhere otherwise. I didn't know mantids eat them.

This sparks joy.

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this bitch landed on my leg
(my leg is fucking huge)

 

[Pocket Dragoon]

Found another posted up on our car one morning.

Then it squared up as I tried for a better angle....

While giving zero fucks about an investigating cat.....

And then refused to unass the hood.

I took another vehicle that morning.

this bitch landed on my leg
(my leg is fucking huge)

Definitely blessed.

 

[Stranger Neighbors]

Kiwi Jeff

 

[Nonconsentual Pronouns]

 

[Dr Pepper Defense League]

I think about them a lot. Godspeed, Boops boops.

 

[TiggerNits]

 

[Coldgrip]

 

[Oddjob OTP]

Spoiler: Lewd Jojo Posting Crossover

 

[nekrataal]

Rat snakes have this tendency to be so cute.

 

[heyilikeyourmom]

 

[democon]

 

[TiggerNits]

 

[heyilikeyourmom]

“What the fuck is this creature my food is shaped like?! It looks nothing like any organism from this era! I’ll have no part of it, I tell you!”

 

[AnOminous]

“What the fuck is this creature my food is shaped like?! It looks nothing like any organism from this era! I’ll have no part of it, I tell you!”

No autistic child ever objected to dinosaur tendies. If they do that, you know they're not autistic, they're just tards.

 

[No Exit]

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“What the fuck is this creature my food is shaped like?! It looks nothing like any organism from this era! I’ll have no part of it, I tell you!”

I like the idea that their kid is too retarded to know how to eat.

 

[heyilikeyourmom]

No autistic child ever objected to dinosaur tendies. If they do that, you know they're not autistic, they're just tards.

I’d kinda reach that conclusion if they couldn’t eat because of a chair too tbh

I like the idea that their kid is too exceptional to know how to eat.

“Mom, you call this a ‘sandwich’ like I’m supposed to know what the fuck that is.”


Really, the image should age that kid up by about twenty-seven years.