Artcow Blobby and Friends / The new adventures of Blobby the Blobfish, Monkey and Lily - When the exploded dead fish makes political statements, has underwear merch for everyday social injustice

[Neil]

I wanna stick my cock inside of the blobfish owner's hairbuns

oddly enough these comics didn't start a spite-porn feedback loop like ShenComix's bike cuck comic did where people started drawing porn of the author insert just because

 

[NoReturn]

On the "dead blobfish" topic, they die like that when they're depressurized after being dragged from the deep ocean. Their bodies inflate and the cells burst like frozen fruit.

 

[Nasty Habits]

So excited for this thread, but what the fuck is this one supposed to be, other than a crime against nature?

 

[Liber Pater]

Blobfish only look like that when they're FUCKING DYING

On the "dead blobfish" topic, they die like that when they're depressurized after being dragged from the deep ocean. Their bodies inflate and the cells burst like frozen fruit.

The reason blobfish look pink and melted while dying is because of their damaged skin and tissue as a result of barotrauma, since they're used to a lot of pressure from water. It's the same thing as quickly crushing a person to death with a truck,

This comic is a brilliant allegory for the trans experience, just not in any way the authors would have consciously intended.

 

[Lapis Lazuli]

So excited for this thread, but what the fuck is this one supposed to be, other than a crime against nature?
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It's a monkey with a blobfish face, the aforementioned "Monkey" character?

 

[Niggerphobe]

It's a monkey with a blobfish face, the aforementioned "Monkey" character?

That doesn’t look like a nigger I’ve hunted

 

[1-800]

Someone please make a soyjak edit of this

 

[Picnic_Boy]

How old is this? It's like it crawled out of a time capsule from 2014.

 

[Ketamine Kat]

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Someone please make a soyjak edit of this

I mean I think you did a good enough job already with it.

 

[There Is Light At The End]

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Someone please make a soyjak edit of this

Guy on the center is a definition of soyjak

 

[Easterling]

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They look exactly what I imagined them to look like.

An awkward lookin' fuck, a faggot and an ambiguous blob creature.

Impotent faggot in the middle sure mentions killing things he doesnt like pretty often.

 

[Mao Hao Hao]

So excited for this thread, but what the fuck is this one supposed to be, other than a crime against nature?
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It's a monkey with a blobfish face, the aforementioned "Monkey" character?

It's a proboscis monkey (the ones with the big, dangly noses).

Spoiler: Monkey

There is a plush company (once called hashtag collectables, now called Uncute), who make the plushes of the blobfish, that monkey, and other 'ugly' creatures in a cute style. They are also the ones who make the underwear and other merch, like shirts etc.
https://www.uncute.com/collections/blobby-friends

 

[Niggolash]

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Someone please make a soyjak edit of this

 

[lolcow yoghurt]

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They look exactly what I imagined them to look like.

An awkward lookin' fuck, a faggot and an ambiguous blob creature.

The guy in the middle looks like he totally has skeletons in his closet.

 

[Slightly Apathetic Mario]

>this is what /pol/ considers "cute/trad" legit looking like a bugman.

 

[Ozul]

I used to follow these comics years ago on instagram before they were so retarded and political.
After they became retarded I remember feeling an extreme hatred for Blobby and his faggot circle but had nowhere to express that anger.
Thanks OP, and fuck you Blobby.

 

[Kiwilurk]

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The guy in the middle looks like he totally has skeletons in his closet.

I would be more surprised if he didnt, but that face really says it all.

 

[Niggerphobe]

Here’s their power fantasy

Edit here’s one more:

 

[Bloatlord]

This is basically Natty comics but without the final line

What do we call this genre of self-insert revenge fantasy cringe?

 

[Coelacanth]

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well blobby do look like a mr. saturn

Please do not associate Mr. Saturn with this comic ever again. The Earthbound fandom is plagued by soyjak faggots and this just adds insult to injury.

I was wondering whenever this comic was going to get a thread. The shitposts are amazing. I'll be keeping tabs on this thread, OP!