Artcow Blobby and Friends / The new adventures of Blobby the Blobfish, Monkey and Lily - When the exploded dead fish makes political statements, has underwear merch for everyday social injustice

[Niggerphobe]

She wants to befriend the nig to know how to betray her more efficiently. You know, asians

I think she doesn’t like normal people

 

[There Is Light At The End]

I am surprised that this one hasn't been posted yet. Always makes me chuckle

 

[Epic Fail Man]

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I am surprised that this one hasn't been posted yet. Always makes me chuckle

Because jordans are a nigger meme.

 

[There Is Light At The End]

Because jordans are a nigger meme.

Niggers or not, it's still funny

 

[Nikes_JustDoIt]

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[Shig O'nella]

Why do they always hate Bezos? Is there a specific reason or just he's rich?

He's rich and controls their lives in ways they only dimly comprehend ... but he's not Jewish, so he's fair game to savage.

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

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Pandering to Redditors/soyjacks/new demographics??

 

[umami's milk]

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I thought Charlie was gay?

 

[Grand Duke Snowfall]

More edits because why the hell not.

Spoiler

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

The MS Paint one put my sides in orbit.
First one was so wholesome, I almost shipped them.

 

[AMHOLIO]

I thought Charlie was gay?

So you know how sitcoms go "will they won't they?" That's this. Sometimes Lily and the other girl are a couple, sometimes they aren't. And when they aren't, it's the old joke of "aww they're too awkward and shy beans to speak to each other! Lesbians are bad at romance ha ha ha!" It's extended queer bating. If they actually got together then the minor "conflict" that you had in this story is gone along with the "lmao so relatable" part to the awkward teens.

You know I'm a bi woman but I rather fucking watch paint dry than this fake chemistry.

 

[umami's milk]

So you know how sitcoms go "will they won't they?" That's this. Sometimes Lily and the other girl are a couple, sometimes they aren't. And when they aren't, it's the old joke of "aww they're too awkward and shy beans to speak to each other! Lesbians are bad at romance ha ha ha!" It's extended queer bating. If they actually got together then the minor "conflict" that you had in this story is gone along with the "lmao so relatable" part to the awkward teens.

You know I'm a bi woman but I rather fucking watch paint dry than this fake chemistry.

All very fascinating but the point I was trying to make is that the guy, Charlie, with short brown hair, is supposed to be gay. Why is he coupled with a woman here?

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

All very fascinating but the point I was trying to make is that the guy, Charlie, with short brown hair, is supposed to be gay. Why is he coupled with a woman here?

gay men don't matter to wokies. the only thing that matters is that sweet, socially acceptable lesbian fap fodder
:moai:

 

[Grand Duke Snowfall]

All very fascinating but the point I was trying to make is that the guy, Charlie, with short brown hair, is supposed to be gay. Why is he coupled with a woman here?

My theory? The women who are like “oh they’re a cute couple!” are the bad guys for making Space Buns feel bad by assuming heteronormativity or whatever the word of the week is.

 

[umami's milk]

My theory? The women who are like “oh they’re a cute couple!” are the bad guys for making Space Buns feel bad by assuming heteronormativity or whatever the word of the week is.

This is what I had thought too. The 'don't lose hope' caption threw me off, though.

 

[Faglock Holmes]

Charlie sure doesn’t act like a natal gay man, if he’s supposed to be one. (Disregarding, of course, the fact that the quality of writing makes it so that not a single character in this comic acts like a real person…)

I still think they might do a twist and reveal that he’s secretly trans.

 

[Newman's Lovechild]

I always assumed Charlie was a really butch dyke. He might not have any female sexual characteristics but I put that down to the artist(s) being a typical SJW troon activist, completely divorced from reality.

 

[There Is Light At The End]

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it's a start. here's my edit

edit, they back on twitter and people ridiculing them still. it's heartwarming

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

I always assumed Charlie was a really butch dyke. He might not have any female sexual characteristics but I put that down to the artist(s) being a typical SJW troon activist, completely divorced from reality.

Canonical in the webcomic, Charlie is gay but closeted due to conservative (exaggerated anti-gay parents/family), so I go with that.
But the edits make me headcanon him as closeted bi from the female raping him and (really really closeted)
And he's lower middle class due to thrifting hobbies with a cheap smartphone lol.

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

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how many times are they gonna do this plotline with bowl haircut dude sounding like hes going to be hostile only to be supportive

Sorry for double post:
1) Latin girls holding hands is normal
2) I know for a fact that this webcomic isn't set in Japan but since the creators love to toss the #kawaii and #anime under their comics a lot, it's socially acceptable for girls to hold hands in public there; dunno on Space Bun's Asian heritage, but she's not A Japanese girl that's for sure.....unless they reveal in a final strip she's mixed and left because IIRC Japanese people bully/ostracize mixed-race Japanese; and especially the offspring of Black/Japanese couples. Marriage is fine tho.