Artcow Blobby and Friends / The new adventures of Blobby the Blobfish, Monkey and Lily - When the exploded dead fish makes political statements, has underwear merch for everyday social injustice

What will the new Blobby comic be about?

  • Abortion is queer people's issue

    Votes: 281 38.4%
  • Nigger lives matter

    Votes: 233 31.9%
  • Fish corpse with a knife to fight against injustice and oppression

    Votes: 270 36.9%
  • Go grrrl

    Votes: 150 20.5%
  • Yaoi bait

    Votes: 178 24.4%
  • Dyke bait

    Votes: 163 22.3%
  • Immigration

    Votes: 116 15.9%
  • Tranny rights

    Votes: 325 44.5%

  • Total voters
    731
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I’m genuinely at a loss here. Is being rude to the minimum wage worker supposed to be funny? Because they went out of their way to make him look actually hurt or at least confused.

That's a joke stolen from Drake and Josh, except the roles are reversed in that the customer is being mean to the employee.

 
I think for the most part, Americans can be pretty welcoming towards newcomers. Ya know, as long as they’re here legally. And don’t whinge about how much it sucks here.
It isn't like hating immigrants is a uniquely American thing. Only over the course of several years we've established a reputation as the country that's open to everyone so when we don't live up to our own hype people get assmad that we're just like any other country.
 
Holy shit, I don’t know why I didn’t check their tumblr earlier. This is a goldmine of shit (the longer I look the more it makes my eyes start to bleed though)
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Teaching black history is one thing, being like “Why can’t we teach children to hate themselves for being white? 🥺” is a whole other thing.
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Please, girl, anything but the ugly half-shaved dyke haircut. Let it die already.
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Slight sperging, but the whole point of She-Hulk is that she’s supposed to be confident and sexy, as opposed to how shy and mousey Jennifer is. She only got popular because of that, because people didn’t like Hulk with boobs. Hell, one run turned her into Hulk with boobs and people fucking hated it.
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Brown/blackwashing Miku is super common, but brownwashing a classic painting, and making it a tad uglier? Were they allergic to white chicks that day?
And like @Starbuxxx said, Blobby is just sitting there and contributing nothing. That’s what he does in a decent fraction of these comics, just gets shoehorned in to remind you what comic you’re reading.
 
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