Artcow Blobby and Friends / The new adventures of Blobby the Blobfish, Monkey and Lily - When the exploded dead fish makes political statements, has underwear merch for everyday social injustice

[Grand Duke Snowfall]

I get it, being a single bitch on Valentine’s Day sucks. But it gets a little tiresome hearing all the whining about it.

 

[Bango Bongo in the Congo]

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gonna cook another homeless person tonight just to spite the gay fish corpse who thinks it can preach at me with it's sassy arm gestures

 

[Newman's Lovechild]

The blobfish three can preach when they each shelter at least one hepatitis-riddled hobo in their own homes.

Or hell, they can preach when they take a stroll down a street in San Fran or Portland.

There needs to be transformative and lasting solutions for our unhoused communities.

I don't think removing spikes from in front of store windows is going to cut it.

Is 'homeless' an unwoke wrongthink term now?

 

[Cloaca Rimjob]

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I dont get this, what does fenced off grates do? Do homeless people sleep over grates?

They kind of answered their own question in the third strip too, why dont the homeless just fuck off into the forest, the ground would be much more comfortable than any pavement. No spikes on benches or anything

 

[scathefire]

I dont get this, what does fenced off grates do? Do homeless people sleep over grates?

They kind of answered their own question in the third strip too, why dont the homeless just fuck off into the forest, the ground would be much more comfortable than any pavement. No spikes on benches or anything

If I had to guess I would say they'd sleep there for the warmth coming from the grate. Also in the forest they can't constantly beg for money.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

They also don't ask the uncomfortable question, on why homelessness is a worse problem in bughives and blue areas.

 

[Grand Duke Snowfall]

I was thinking about posting a compilation of “parents suck” comics like I did with the Covid comics, but there’s just too fucking many. Between the parents against critical race theory, parents against learning that gay people have sex, the “Karens”, Charlie’s hyper conservative parents, Lily’s implied homophobic mom, etc etc. it’s going to take forever. And I think prolonged exposure to Blobby comics in raw form might be damaging to one’s mental state.

 

[Koby_Fish]

I dont get this, what does fenced off grates do? Do homeless people sleep over grates?

They kind of answered their own question in the third strip too, why dont the homeless just fuck off into the forest, the ground would be much more comfortable than any pavement. No spikes on benches or anything

Homeless people/hobos have been sleeping on top of sewer and other grates for as long as sewer grates have been a thing. Ronald Reagan even mentioned the phenomenon. The reason for this is warmth, because hot air rises and the grates' purpose is to direct warm air out. However, camping out on or sleeping on a grate blocks the movement of hot air away from where the city is trying to remove it from, so things can get screwed up if the warm/hot air can't be removed, depending on the kind of grate and where it is. If the grate is to remove hot air from a computer server room, for instance, the backup of hot air would fry the computers.

The Blobfish takes no consideration of any of those things.

If I had to guess I would say they'd sleep there for the warmth coming from the grate. Also in the forest they can't constantly beg for money.

Around my neck of the woods, there are homeless people in the forest. Not a whole pile of them, but there are encampments in places like Whiskey Creek. It was on the news lately because someone did a murder or three a while ago. However, the ones in cities are in cities because it's easier to panhandle and acquire illicit substances or booze. In smaller towns people have camped out in the marsh area in the summer that's under trees because it's shady, but this year I think it's too wet for that, as there is still obvious and rather deep standing water in that area, and it's already August. Previous summers have been quite dry by comparison.

I guess the ones in the woods can grow-their-own weed or brew their own booze if they have a trailer or something.

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

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I may be retarded but I legitimately do not get this comic.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

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It would be funny if someone stepped on the fish and he burst.

 

[Cap-tan]

I may be retarded but I legitimately do not get this comic.

Homonyms.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Water_filter
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wordfilter

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

Homonyms.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Water_filter
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wordfilter

I thought that might be it, but the "filter" is there, just hidden...

I might have been thinking about it too hard. I will accept all autistic ratings.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

Homonyms.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Water_filter
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wordfilter

Even after we get the joke, it's still not that funny.

I might have been thinking about it too hard. I will accept all autistic ratings.

Don't feel bad, I didn't get it either.

 

[Cloaca Rimjob]

I had to guess I would say they'd sleep there for the warmth coming from the grate

The reason for this is warmth, because hot air rises and the grates' purpose is to direct warm air out.

Ah gotcha, we don't have those types of grates where I'm from

 

[Niggerphobe]

Comments +edits from only fans comic

Spoiler

 

[Grand Duke Snowfall]

Comments +edits from only fans comic

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The comment from QueenLeaRex gave me some whiplash, so I went to check the rest of that conversation…

Does it make society safer though? How much government protection is going to keep the hookers safe from some Jack the Ripper wannabe? Supply and demand for prostitution? Maybe there’s plenty of reasons why hoeing yourself out carries such a stigma?

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

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Does it make society safer though? How much government protection is going to keep the hookers safe from some Jack the Ripper wannabe? Supply and demand for prostitution? Maybe there’s plenty of reasons why hoeing yourself out carries such a stigma?

Am I reading that correctly? A PHD doing prostitution/porn on the side?

That's fucking shameful. That's incredibly shameful. It's shameful if it's a PHD in something really cool and lucrative, and it's just as much if it's something worthless, like feminist dance theory or gender studies.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Am I reading that correctly? A PHD doing prostitution/porn on the side?

That's fucking shameful. That's incredibly shameful. It's shameful if it's a PHD in something really cool and lucrative, and it's just as much if it's something worthless, like feminist dance theory or gender studies.

It's ridiculous: I have a Ph.D but I'm not going to use it? Even the jaded would find work in another field. Sex work, even minimal contact online "sex work", is a shitty customer service job.

It's understandable for someone to be proud of or show off their body, but it's psycho to think that online onlyfans hos enjoy the fact that their DMs are filled with the worst specimens of mankind. To do it any longer than necessary requires sociopathy, a personality disorder, or trauma that left you desensitized to something so crap. When you're on onlyfans, you're selling the rights to jerk off to you naked. It's a hard product to sell over and over since why do you need more of the same pictures of the same person when you already have them naked? You have to keep escalating and eventually the ride ends because your looks fade. Then what? You go for Ph.D work, but then if your coworkers google you they can jerk off to you, developing a weird relationship that hurts the workplace because their boner says so? Can people google you without your onlyfans coming up, and can we take our child or grandparent to Dr. Feelgood knowing her past?


Do you think this comic would be the same if she was a man? If a man with a Ph.D had an onlyfans, what would blobby say?

 

[Niggerphobe]

How long till they start saying kiwi bad or something

 

[There Is Light At The End]

How long till they start saying kiwi bad or something

As soon as they find out about this page