Blue Archive - The south Korean Gacha game that almost died, is now being released on Steam this summer.

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I just noticed the design of Problem Solver 68 logo has derpy as shit roman numerals
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Also bought the Premium Exec Desk because that what Aru would have splurged on
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First and foremost, i want to thank the people who post on this thread. I admit, i was a bit worried when i first made this thread, that i would get a target on my back since it was during the time when Loilcon/Shotacon Defense Force thread was up in a frenzy. You kept the thread not only on topic, but also gave out helpful advice to newer players and kept the discussion going.

I myself is a Synthetic Man watcher (been so for four years now i think). He has spiraled a bit recently and keeps picking fights with his chat but i still find him amusing enough to watch. I guess you could say he is my personal Lolcow at this point. He was the one that gave me the idea to start playing BA (as a joke) since i have heard of the game in passing many times but was never interested in mobile gacha games. Game coming out on steam was the perfect excuse i needed to jump in and see what all the buzz was about. Synthetic Man seems to like the game unironically because it pisses off his chat whenever he plays it but i honestly think he is more of a weeb then he wants to admit and uses BA to find more FAP material (this is the guy that says he loves futanari and is a self-admitted coomer). Its funny how he hates reading (because his dopamine receptors are long fried) but spends enough money on the game, he has a better team then most new players when he has not even finished voulme one of the main story.
 
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First and foremost, i want to thank the people who post on this thread. I admit, i was a bit worried when i first made this thread, that i would get a target on my back since it was during the time when Loilcon/Shotacon Defense Force thread was up in a frenzy. You kept the thread not only on topic, but also gave out helpful advice to newer players and kept the discussion going.
Like I said in my post on what attracted me so much to the game, it's honestly crazy how good, thoughtful and emotional the story to the game is, whether it be the main story or the bond stories or the club stories. I never expected gachaslop to be like this. And honestly, as bad as the SEAnigger lolicons that infest the fandom are, we're lucky we're not infested by troons instead like so many other global releases of a gacha game are, ironically the troons trade way more CSAM among themselves than the actual SEAniggers lolicons do.
 
First and foremost, i want to thank the people who post on this thread. I admit, i was a bit worried when i first made this thread, that i would get a target on my back since it was during the time when Loilcon/Shotacon Defense Force thread was up in a frenzy. You kept the thread not only on topic, but also gave out helpful advice to newer players and kept the discussion going.

I myself is a Synthetic Man watcher (been so for four years now i think). He has spiraled a bit recently and keeps picking fights with his chat but i still find him amusing enough to watch. I guess you could say he is my personal Lolcow at this point. He was the one that gave me the idea to start playing BA (as a joke) since i have heard of the game in passing many times but was never interested in mobile gacha games. Game coming out on steam was the perfect excuse i needed to jump in and see what all the buzz was about. Synthetic Man seems to like the game unironically because it pisses off his chat whenever he plays it but i honestly think he is more of a weeb then he wants to admit and uses BA to find more FAP material (this is the guy that says he loves futanari and is a self-admitted coomer). Its funny how he hates reading (because his dopamine receptors are long fried) but spends enough money on the game, he has a better team then most new players when he has not even finished voulme one of the main story.
no point in sentimentalism, I just like the game and need a place to autistically overexplain it, a place that isn't infested by golems, mouthbreating retards and internet funnymen who think spamming "child sex" over and over is funny
 
we're lucky we're not infested by troons instead like so many other global releases of a gacha game are
Could be worse, could be the autogynephiles that infested the Umamusume fandom with the global release and claim every Uma with an accessory on the right ear is trans. I kind of like the outright hostility BA fans (with the exception of Kayoko fans) have to any such sort of nonsense.
 
It's because she's 18 so she's "safe" to like. Don't worry her image will be rehabilitated soon.
then the argument should be extended to wakamo and shun (not the abomination that is small shun) as well, nevertheless as long trannies don't poison my girls then it's as aite as it can be
 
then the argument should be extended to wakamo and shun (not the abomination that is small shun) as well, nevertheless as long trannies don't poison my girls then it's as aite as it can be
Yeah but D'Kayok is a 2* so she's all but guaranteed to get and trannies don't actually play the games they pretend to play after a week has passed. I remember a month or two ago some tranny declared that he will "destroy the BA gatekeepers" while pretending they're this pro with an old account... only to immediately expose himself when he pulled Serina and she had a "NEW" label on her recruitment card. He BRAGGED about getting Serina too.
 
The franchise being so Tranny proof is an interesting case. My assumptions:
* No lesbian relationships. Those are a huge tranny magnets.
* Sensei is never outright forcing girls to act in any way. And they have issues rather than miss perfects.
* The game has such bad publicity that they don't want to publicly associate with it.
* The game doesn't attract young players so less reason to use it to harass, unlike for example Genshin.
* Community approved Racism.
 
D'Kayok is a 2*
It's funny that Normal Kayoko is a 2 star but I've yet to pull her, but I somehow ended up with Dress Kayoko... Twice, and both times when she wasn't on the banner.
Could be worse, could be the autogynephiles that infested the Umamusume fandom with the global release and claim every Uma with an accessory on the right ear is trans. I kind of like the outright hostility BA fans (with the exception of Kayoko fans) have to any such sort of nonsense.
This was a big reason i chose Blue Archive, and not Umamusume.
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what is going on with my cat-loving girl, are trannies hovering around her for her looks
Like Big Brown Schlub said, Kayoko is the "safe" choice for trannies to claim they're "fans" of the game while still differentiating themselves from the "icky gooner pedos" and therefore still keep the approval of normies and their inner circle. It's a red flag where you don't know if they're really Kayoko fans and like her, or if they just do it to keep appearance.

I remember a month or two ago some tranny declared that he will "destroy the BA gatekeepers" while pretending they're this pro with an old account... only to immediately expose himself when he pulled Serina and she had a "NEW" label on her recruitment card. He BRAGGED about getting Serina too.

Nbintarded moment:

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Liking Kayoko just because she's 18 is a moot point if you're a troon pedofag in your 40s. I wonder why these same people don't like Makoto, Wakamo, Shun, or Kokuriko if they insist on legally adult women...

Also if you're a real BA player you fucking hate Kayoko anyway, Panic Shot is an absolute nightmare in CC raids like Hod and Hovercraft
 
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