Bluey Thread - aka MLP for furries (you can't deny you are this time)

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Those people do realize they are watching a kids show meant for literal todlers?

Like it's cute and all and it may be fun to watch it along with your kid, but not to watch it religiously.

No, adults can't "enjoy" it, it's not meant to relate to kids.
agreed, people who are overly interested in a literal toddler show will never not be fucking weird

shit like Bluey, MLP, Thomas the Tank Engine and PAW Patrol are autism magnets for a reason
 
I switched to Cartoon Network to see what the buzz is all about this show. After 5 minutes, I had to turn if off. It's the kinda of show that you literally see on baby channels. The characters doing the most toddler shit, the parents of the main character being extremely patronizing to them, etc. What is there about this show, that anyone older than middler schooler (let alone a grown ass adult) will enjoy?

Faggots Kiwis who are Bluey fans, did we watch the same show?
 
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I've been familiar with Bluey almost since it came out because I know a couple people that worked on it, like the definitely not for kids Nick Voight. Is a cute show for toddlers and their parents, made by people who clearly were sick of shit like Peppa Pig. The sound design is great, they use real child actors that don't suck, the parent characters are characters. It has soul to it, but is that soul what attracted childless adults to watch it.
 
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Spotted in the adult costumes section of Spirit Halloween. I do not know if they were there last year.
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Been seeing merch in Hot Topic lately, I think it was put in this year or during Christmas. What a fucking world.
 
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Was looking at pedo catches on YouTube and came across this video.

Timestamp: 09:40 - JiDion directly asks what the character is that is on his shirt.
Preservetube

Local archive of the clip:


Screenshots of his hoodie:
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Charges:
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Short Phonebook:
Full Name: Peerless Dwayne Smith
Age: 25
Current Address: 2821 Las Vegas Trl, APT 59, Fort Worth, TX 76116-3118 (Jul 2021 - Feb 2025)
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Source: https://www.usphonebook.com/peerless-smith/UkzM4UTOzkzM0kDO2EzMygDNz0yR {Issues with archiving}
 
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I always found this to be a generally pretty decent kid show with parents that the parents stuck watching or hearing on repeat can relate to mixed in with the occasional humor.

Very rare pozzed moments, in fact I can only think of one that was in passing I'm pretty sure and more than likely forced because Disney. Two moms mentioned IIRC.

But because we're in an age where adult babies absolutely refuse to grow up and latch on to anything remotely popular for whatever retarded reason, it'll inevitably be ruined.
 
I think what's made Bluey so popular is that it manages to be sweet without being saccharine. There's no irony, no agenda (knock on wood), just wholesome cartoon dog slice of life. No wonder it attracted an audience of depressed adults looking for a comfort watch, it's like a warm hug in media form.

Judging it purely as a show for toddlers, I think it's really well-made and other shows for young children should aspire to its level of quality.

Still gonna side-eye any childless adult who's more than a casual watcher of it.
 
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Also Bluey is getting a game:
I like playing shitty games when there's an uproar, and this certainly had one.

I guess parents weren't too happy that this game cost $50 iirc, and only had about "a few minutes" of gameplay. Children were either happy to have a game to play, couldn't grasp the controls (these are toddlers,) or finished the game, got bored in ten minutes and the parents wasted a good chunk of cash.

The entire game is structured as a Bluey episode (ofc, why wouldn't it be) in three parts, where Bluey is tasked with: a collectathon! You're supposed to find toys, stickers, and finish minigames to be unlocked (playable anytime) later. I got bored about two parts in, you're searching for 'map pieces' -- three of them, plainly given to you by characters in cutscenes only-- so you can progress to the end stage of finding a treasure chest. You'll meet characters that give you fun side quests that turn out to be the main quest. Nothing in this game is optional - it's pretty much on rails.

This is entirely a poorly-made cashgrab, for obvious reasons. Sure, the studio tried their best, probably with very little time to get something out the door; but you can hear the quality dip as soon as you load in. The character rigs are poorly animated (why not use stock animations you already have?) along with cutscenes being...terrible, compared to how the show looks; voice lines are wildly different in tone or volume - most likely ripped or reused/retooled (and sometimes inappropriate for whatever the player is doing), and it doesn't sound like any of the voice actors are trying. It sounds like they were given a video game script from the 80s with zero context and told, 'Go. Voice this. One take only'.

Here's a longplay I pulled at random to show what I mean:

It's awful.

but the kids will get an hour and a half of 'game' out of it, granted, if they're over the age of 5.
 
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