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Remember all those threads about what will happen when Bob dies?

Nobody guessed that Chris and Barb would try to 9/11 Snyder.
 
I've got an idea.

....let's dig him up.

We can rebuild him.
Make him....better than he was before.

Better.
Faster.
Stronger.

The Six Million Dollar Lumberjack.
 
I wish there were more videos of him telling Chris to "shut that god damn thing off." That is seriously is one of the funniest things I've ever seen
 
Yet another Bob remembrance thread ? I'm starting to think this has become the default topic whenever a Kiwi feels like making a thread without having any real content to show.

I always found Bob to be an interesting person as do the Kiwis that have posted here. Bob was a fairly integral part of Christory, so it's not a surprise people would like to give a moment to remember him in anyway.

Now if the thread had an endless stream of lumberjack jokes and nobody took it seriously I'd say you have a point. But hey, you're entitled to your view. :)
 
rip in piece and may he rest with the angles but bob isnt really dead so i dont see the point of a memorial thread 4 years later

he will live forever as an evil spirit that will haunt whoever chris summons him to.

i thought this was common knowledge
 
4 years ago today, Robert Franklin Chandler, Jr. passed away from complications related to heart failure in Martha Jefferson Hospital's Intestive Care Unit.

Losing a family member is, no doubt, one of the most heart wrenching and emotionally trying moments of any person's lifetime. Barb losing her husband and Chris losing his father is still probably one of the biggest moments of their lives, and probably still effects them dearly to this day.

Still, time heals all wounds -- but time will never make us forget how painful that injury was.

Everyone here should take a moment and remember all the great things Bob had accomplished in his time on Earth.
Even recalling little moments are huge contributions to making sure that our Internet Lumberjack may be gone but never forgotten. Don't be shy and tell us your fondest memories of the man.

He did his best to raise Chris well

I believe he's happy to be away from Chris and his antics

Just imagine what he would've done if he was around for the recent antics like the pepperspray and housefire
 
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Here is a more accurate version:

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Liquid (Soundboard) Bob to real Bob during phone call:

What's on your mind? You called me, now shut up or get off the phone or speak!
(Liquid Bob)

Well I'm talking to you! What else do you want?!
(Real Bob)

Another hilarious quote:

You get your black ass down in the gutter and stay there!
(Soundboard Bob to Barbara)

I ain't got no black ass! You get your gutter ass out in the gutter and shut up!
(Barbara, to Bob)
 
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Something tells me that reviving one of the old Bob threads would've been seen as thread necromancy, though and nobody really likes that.
Fair enough, but I regard a new thread as topic necromancy. May as well past another thread asking what'll happen when barb dies.

What is there really even to say about this man? Most anything you can say about him, good or bad, is born of idle speculation because all we have are a few phone recordings.

Hell, it says something that we still have tons of people who assume he was racist because he's old, he's from the south, and something about mentioning burning crosses in a call that no one can remember well enough to quote. Nobody knew him well at all.
 
I always felt like I would have enjoyed a while in Bob's company. He did seem a little narrow minded and he most definitely was out of his depth when it came to caring for an autistic child at his age but from the little bits and pieces I knew about him I think he was quite an interesting man.

Personally I don't see any harm in a thread mentioning it's been four years since it happened, it was after all a massive day in Christory. Yes we only knew snippets of him but I'm sure that's a big day for Chris every single year.
 
Brother by all accounts he was the most tolerable and interesting of the three, but he was no saint himself

Like the time when he pulled little Chris out of school, moved to a different county and homeschooled Chris for a year while trying to sue the school district over an alleged homosexual conspiracy. That was hilarious.
 
Like the time when he pulled little Chris out of school, moved to a different county and homeschooled Chris for a year while trying to sue the school district over an alleged homosexual conspiracy. That was hilarious.

The People vs. Larry Flynt Bobby Chan.
 
So I'm watching Winter Soldier, right?

You know that scene in the Apple Store where the Genius almost looked like he recognized Captain America?

How awesome would it be if he did recognize him, and Cap just deck him in the face, leading to a chase scene from HYDRA in the mall?
 
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