Shart Attack
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I'm going to be that guy and point out that the Declaration of Independence is the one that mentions we're endowed by our Creator with certain unalienable rights. The Constitution starts off with "We the People."To give as much credit as I can to Bob's...argument(?) The Constitution does start off saying that we are endowed by our Creator certain unalienable rights meaning that the Christ-o-fascists have their belief in their sky daddy giving them baby killers hard coded into the document...?
I put in more thought into sick burn than he clearly did and even then I can't make his lazy non-sequitur work.
Rando - "We shouldn't just be willy nilly giving kids drugs to help them with an issue that easily and naturally corrected"
Bob - "They afraid that you're gonna shoot them because you believe in superstitions like a god! Also your dick doesn't work!"
Rando - "Wut?"
Bob - "You are not a person"
I kinda wonder if he got so upset because he views their responses as somehow an attack on his fat ass and his fat family.
We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.
"We the People" means the Constitution derives its authority from the American people, not from Sky Daddy. The Second Amendment is message from the American people to Congress: "You niggers only exist because we allow you to exist, and we're telling you that you shall not infringe upon our right to keep and bear arms." So not only does the "2nd Ammendment" [sic] not go around shooting people, and not only are most child shootings unrelated to "conservaboomers" and their silly insistence on liberty, but the Second Amendment also has nothing to do with the "imaginary friend in the clouds." How can one man cram so much stupidity into a single tweet?