Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

[dzonatan]

Koby's point still stands: it's retarded no matter how you slice it.

No it doesn't. There's no iron rule prohibiting the creation from growing stronger than its creator.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Apparently I can't reply to Koby directly so fuck trying to quote it, but nigger we're not talking about greek mythology, we're talking about Captain fucking Planet, a cartoon for children. NOT GREEK MYTHOLOGY.

It literally does not matter. It's retarded for a powerful spirit being to be weaker than lesser beings such as Humans. Since the ingredients of "pollution" literally come from the Earth itself, it makes even LESS sense.

Koby's point still stands: it's retarded no matter how you slice it.

THANK YOU.

No it doesn't. There's no iron rule prohibiting the creation from growing stronger than its creator.

Well apparently 99% of human cultures can't conceive of an Omnipotent Omniscient literal God Mode being.

I mean Lucifer/Satan tried to pull the "creation trying to become stronger than the Creator" bit, and we all know how that turned out.

But that's not even the point here. In Captain Planet, the Earth is LITERALLY BEING HURT BY ITSELF.

BTW @The Fatriarchy if someone makes a post with a bunch of too many quotes, sometimes it will glitch out the reply button for some reason. Happens to everybody.

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

This is not quite true. Ramanujan did not have knowledge the state-of-the-art Math of the time but derived much of the same result on his own. So when he sent his results to Cambridge -- how would he be able to do it had India not a British colony at that time? -- his work was dismissed as old hat. Yet one mathematician, Littlewood, saw something very original in it so he fetched Ramanujan out of the shithole.

Brother Alpha is retarded to imagine Ramanujan being born in England. The given fact is that he was born in India, and it was exactly the colonial link that allowed him to at least stake a claim in the mathematician circle. Ramanujan is also a Believer (Hinduism).

there were at least two other notable scientists from British India in the same era, who unlike Ramanujan, had formal university education and long academic careers:
* Satyandra Nath Bose, a quantum statistician who collaborated with Einstein on the mathematical basis of relativity, and is well known to physics students as the postulator of the Bose-Einstein condensate, a theoretical state of matter later proved to be real
* Chandrasekhar Raman, a physicist who won the 1930 Nobel physics prize and received a knighthood for his work on the inelastic scattering of photons by matter (an effect which has since become very useful diagnostic tool in many scientific fields, most significantly atmospheric chemistry)
so yeah, your man is talking absolute bollocks

 

[The Fatriarchy]

It literally does not matter. It's retarded for a powerful spirit being to be weaker than lesser beings such as Humans. Since the ingredients of "pollution" literally come from the Earth itself, it makes even LESS sense.

Again, assuming power. And now I have to point to the overwhelmingly common story structure of humans besting or killing gods and other "higher" beings.

As for the ingredients of pollution coming from the Earth itself, so do the vast majority of human diseases. Cancer's a fan favorite. Blah blah blah all that shit. It makes no less sense than comparing it to things that happen to the human body.

I can't take any offense to Captain Planet's basic premise, but their interpretations of real world environmental issues are absolutely batshit and they were taking the strong stuff when writing it up into an episode.

edit: I should also add that pollution may be made up of "Earth things" but it's the form that it's in and where you find it which makes it pollution. Factories don't naturally exist, and their byproducts don't occur in nature to that degree. Garbage isn't a naturally occuring thing that just pops up out of rivers fully formed. Pollution, as we choose to take it, is something fouling up a place it doesn't belong and couldn't have gotten there on its own.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Again, assuming power. And now I have to point to the overwhelmingly common story structure of humans besting or killing gods and other "higher" beings.

As for the ingredients of pollution coming from the Earth itself, so do the vast majority of human diseases. Cancer's a fan favorite. Blah blah blah all that shit. It makes no less sense than comparing it to things that happen to the human body.

I can't take any offense to Captain Planet's basic premise, but their interpretations of real world environmental issues are absolutely batshit and they were taking the strong stuff when writing it up into an episode.

edit: I should also add that pollution may be made up of "Earth things" but it's the form that it's in and where you find it which makes it pollution. Factories don't naturally exist, and their byproducts don't occur in nature to that degree. Garbage isn't a naturally occuring thing that just pops up out of rivers fully formed. Pollution, as we choose to take it, is something fouling up a place it doesn't belong and couldn't have gotten there on its own.

Of course there's stories of humans besting 'gods'. It's all fanfiction. Like I said, 99 percent of human societies can't conceive of an Omnipotent Deity. Generally speaking, the bigger the Pantheon, the more useless the 'gods'.

Yes, pollution exists, yes it causes damages. Yes, cancer exists. But this also means than an "Earth Spirit" concept in this context makes NO sense. Spirits cannot be harmed, at least by any means known to or available to Man, because they are not corporeal. TBH it would make MORE sense if Captain Planet was originally entirely human and somehow had some kind of accident that made him able to cleanse pollution (scientifically instead of magically maybe).

I think you're kinda missing the point here - humans come 'from' the earth in some way (whether made by God out of dust-clay, or evolved or what have you). So it's literally the Earth hurting itself, by something that came from the earth.

Also Bob is fat and Gaia would not have snu snu with him.

 

[Shart Attack]

Bob is rubbing off on you guys. You're overanalyzing the theology of a 30-year-old kids' cartoon that only existed to be environmentalist propaganda. It was just a cartoon about a blue killjoy telling kids not to dump fracking waste in the local reservoir and to narc on their neighbor for trying to build a breeder reactor in his tool shed. You've already put more thought into the theological implications than the writers did.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Bob is rubbing off on you guys. You're overanalyzing the theology of a 30-year-old kids' cartoon that only existed to be environmentalist propaganda. It was just a cartoon about a blue killjoy telling kids not to dump fracking waste in the local reservoir and to narc on their neighbor for trying to build a breeder reactor in his tool shed. You've already put more thought into the theological implications than the writers did.

At least I know the curtains are BLUE dammit, because they're blue, not because the author was sad or whatever crazy thing Bob or his senpais think

 

[The Fatriarchy]

Jesus fucking christ you're just as dumb as Bob is and make the same empty-headed zero-effort statements, don't you even try to act like you're above him.

 

[Positron]

As if (((Chomsky))) had any credibility outside linguistics before that

A man with a panda plush and a cow plush in his room claims he saw a video in which a Russian mercenary group use MAGA rhetoric to appeal to American veterans.


This must be the kind of people the supposed Russian propaganda appeal to:

I don't think the "gravy seal" can bench 300 pounds and crack someone skull on a barstool, so yup: Bobby's odds are pretty good.



Bobby really, really love the T.


Fox G. Green gets to talk with Louis CK. When has our Elite Thinker Film Reviewer ever talked to anybody who is anybody in film?



The last respondent is talking out of his ass. The quote is Jesus's reply to his indignant disciples' admonitions to a woman who emptied a bottle of expensive perfume on Jesus. The context is clear that "poor" here means material deprivation, not spiritual deprivation. Material needs are to be eliminated in the Kingdom of God, but on our Earthly abode, all we can do is show charity to others, which the Bible emphasizes at length.

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Ballywood reveals the latest evolution of catapult warfare.







Indeed holding video games responsible for mass-shootings is so 2000s. Get on with the times and hold video games responsible for transsexual genocide.

Jordan Peterson pretends to be a foodie.

The link is to one of Bobby's shorts entitled "Jordan Peterson Reviews a Dracula Anime?"

 

[The tired cat]

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As if (((Chomsky))) had any credibility outside linguistics before that

A man with a panda plush and a cow plush in his room claims he saw a video in which a Russian mercenary group use MAGA rhetoric to appeal to American veterans.
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Russia helped create re-assurangce of Neo Nazis, eh? Soo..question..why is it Neo Nazi organizations were getting heavily stamped out in Russia, while in places like say Poland, Western Ukraine and Germany there were much heavier flames of Neo Nazi re-assurgance? Frankly, lastbI checkes paramilitary Nazi groups are located in Germany, Poland, Spain, Hungary and even Western Ukraine and all this shit was before the Russia vs Ukraine conflict even.

 

[JustStopDude]

Jordan Peterson pretends to be a foodie.

Man those benzos really fried his brain.

 

[JayHarrison]

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As if (((Chomsky))) had any credibility outside linguistics before that

Look, everyone! Genocidebob's back!

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A man with a panda plush and a cow plush in his room claims he saw a video in which a Russian mercenary group use MAGA rhetoric to appeal to American veterans.
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Retweeted by Believerbob.

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This must be the kind of people the supposed Russian propaganda appeal to:
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I don't think the "gravy seal" can bench 300 pounds and crack someone skull on a barstool, so yup: Bobby's odds are pretty good.

But against a "gravy seal" who has proper gun training? Moviebob's odds of winning drop down to zero; Bob's odds of survival against said "gravy seal" with proper gun training drop even lower than that.

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Bobby really, really love the T.

Which is why I consider Moviebob a trans-human, a sentient, living, breathing pile of shit that identifies as a human.

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Moviebob: "You are a bigot [...] superstitious [...] backward [...] worthess, useless [...] waste og oxygen and humanity. Evolve, or get out of the way."

Reality: "You are, too, Bob. And you first."

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Fox G. Green gets to talk with Louis CK. When has our Elite Thinker...

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...Film Reviewer ever talked to anybody who is anybody in film?
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Does sharing random Patton Oswalt posts count?

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So speaketh the functionally (and Biblically) illiterate Moviebob.

The last respondent is talking out of his ass. The quote is Jesus's reply to his indignant disciples' admonitions to a woman who emptied a bottle of expensive perfume on Jesus. The context is clear that "poor" here means material deprivation, not spiritual deprivation. Material needs are to be eliminated in the Kingdom of God, but on our Earthly abode, all we can do is show charity to others, which the Bible emphasizes at length.

Speaking of charity, is there any legitimate charity Moviebob has contributed money toward? (And, for those keeping score, the engenicist infanticide farm called Planned Parenthood doesn't qualify.)

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Jordan Peterson pretends to be a foodie.
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The link is to one of Bobby's shorts entitled "Jordan Peterson Reviews a Dracula Anime?"

Air fryer wagyu beef versus Mountain Dew chicken.

I'll take my chances with recipe ideas from Kermit the Frog's erudite cousin long before I'll ever consider trying one from Peter Griffin's braindead, bullshit-babbling brother.

(Alas, I made the grave mistake in blindly clicking on the link to this video. Fortunately, I was using a private tabbed window at the time and closed the window immediately upon the realization it was one of Bob's videos. Had I not been in private mode, I would've clicked the thumbs-down icon before closing the tab.)

 

[King Dead]

Fox G. Green gets to talk with Louis CK. When has our Elite Thinker Film Reviewer ever talked to anybody who is anybody in film?
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Hey, Bobbo got to interview James Gunn once...a decade ago.

You can tell under his snark that Bob is actually jealous that others more popular and successful than he is are able to score interviews with actually famous people, while Bob himself continues to slum it in the dark recesses of YouTube, producing videos that nobody watches and giving opinions that nobody cares about. It's just him and a slowly dwindling fanbase.

Also, correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't believe Louis CK did anything worse than masturbate while women were in the room with him. Like, he didn't lock the door, he didn't physically assault anyone, he was just like "hey can I jack off" and if they left, whatever. I mean, yeah, pretty weird and gross, but I don't think seeing a guy's dick counts as sexual assault.

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The last respondent is talking out of his ass. The quote is Jesus's reply to his indignant disciples' admonitions to a woman who emptied a bottle of expensive perfume on Jesus. The context is clear that "poor" here means material deprivation, not spiritual deprivation. Material needs are to be eliminated in the Kingdom of God, but on our Earthly abode, all we can do is show charity to others, which the Bible emphasizes at length.

Ah, atheists attempting to show how smart they are about the religion they hate (only Christianity, funny that) will never get old.

First off, the Gospel in the lectionary for this week was on the Beatitudes, which is how I'm well refreshed on where the actual "poor in spirit" line is from. As you said, Jesus is clearly referring to literal poverty. The point of the scene is that his time with the disciples is nearly at an end, and Mary, whether it's because she can sense this or not, anoints him with the costly perfume in a purely selfless act of devotion. The poor will be around and in need of assistance in the days and years to come, but the disciples should focus on their rabbi's final teachings to them while he is still with them.

While the OP is clearly engaging in a bit of prooftexting himself, his point is still salient. Christian teaching does not literally state that everyone should give up all their possessions and donate everything to the poor (because then you would be making yourself destitute instead), but that we should make every reasonable effort to help those in need. Top-down redistribution of wealth simply doesn't work, as the millions dead under communist rule clearly show.

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There's a difference between apathy and hatred. Most people don't get that worked up over the MCU anymore, positive or negative. There are still some diehard fanboys and anti-fans that rave/rant about it respectively, but general audiences are more like "eh, new Marvel, I guess I'll see it" or "eh, new Marvel, I don't much care." Nobody really thinks they're "cool" for hating Disney's assembly line garbage, especially since it's apathy instead.

Note also that Bobby sees nothing wrong with the MCU "swallowing global culture for 20 years." Remember, everything's a zero-sum game with Bob, and he wants nothing more than his team to win everything while everyone else fails. He would take it as a personal slight if Disney ever moved on from capeshit, though I suppose he won't have to worry about that since Disney is perfectly content to pulverize that dead horse.

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Note who isn't at this secure event. Poor Bobby, never gets invited to sit at the cool kids' table, has to beg for scraps of leaks to prop up his channel.

Jordan Peterson pretends to be a foodie.
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The link is to one of Bobby's shorts entitled "Jordan Peterson Reviews a Dracula Anime?"

I have a version of Freud's theories about dudes who weren't breastfed but for guys from Boston whose mothers drank while they were in the womb. They attempt to marinate chicken in a bag of hot sauce for four days and consider that edible.

Stones and glass houses, Bobbo.

 

[WelperHelper99]

This must be the kind of people the supposed Russian propaganda appeal to:
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I don't think the "gravy seal" can bench 300 pounds and crack someone skull on a barstool, so yup: Bobby's odds are pretty good.

A fat weekend warrior that can nail a bullseye with nothing but a snubbie revolver is more than a match for Blob, with more training on pistols than most military if he goes in weekly, hypothetical of course. I do chuckle at the guy mentioning archery- we replaced it with guns because you don't have to start training with a 6 year old.

Bobby really, really love the T.
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Evolution is when we get lazer eyes and wings bob. Chopping our dicks off is de evolution, taking away to reproduce and as such, evolve.

 

[Bolo_the_Second]

Oh geez, another billionaire that does a bit of charity (that he capitalizes on it) and now thinks he knows how to fix the world, and Robert claps.

Look Jimmy, if the basis of receiving free health procedures is that you will have a able body person ready to go pay taxes again, then it wouldn't stop by blindness, there are a myraid of disabling illnesses out there that people would also claim that the goverment needs to pay for it if we are to use fucking Mr.Beast argument.

And then we would get to the logical conclusion of this argument, the morality of having the goverment pay for health if the said patient can only be in the work force, what about Grampa? he paid taxes his whole life!? And what about little Timmy, if he gets to grow up, he will pay taxes.

So we are just a step away from the "free Health care" debate, and I would hope that Mr.Beast knows that a lot of countries do offer free health care and expensive health procedures, so when he says "governments", he means the USA.

And sure, fair enough, if you want to drum for free health care debate, go for it Jimmy, don't forget to support whoever wants to bring that to congress, but for fucks sake, don't give us this brainlet shit "the gov have to pay for surgeries so people can go pay taxes" bullshit, fucking children would be embarrased to make such remark, and most of all, Movie Robert is clapping for you here, so you know you iust said some stupid shit.

Goddamn, do we really need fucking Mr.Beast as a cow?

 

[Akari Is My Wife]

You guys can argue about the theological implications of Captain Planet all you want. I just want to know if he's a power bottom, because there's no way he isn't a gay.

 

[Chad Holdenford]

DC announced plenty of audiovisual works, especially movies, all under the tutelage of the bovine fuck's top James Gunn.

I wonder what will be the subhuman's reaction to it all.

 

[Absolutego]

Jordan Peterson pretends to be a foodie.
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The link is to one of Bobby's shorts entitled "Jordan Peterson Reviews a Dracula Anime?"

Bob beefing with Peterson about the proper way to cook a leg of beef is just so, so very on brand.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

As if (((Chomsky))) had any credibility outside linguistics before that

Bob would let federal agents spit roast his mom if they said it was a good thing and someone with a MAGA hat said it was a bad thing while crying for his mom.

Jordan Peterson pretends to be a foodie.

The link is to one of Bobby's shorts entitled "Jordan Peterson Reviews a Dracula Anime?"

The man who left a whole chicken in a duct taped garbage bag of hot sauce for days and cooked his famous Mountain Dew chicken UPSIDE DOWN till it was burnt has no place to mock Jordan Peterson when he talks about food.

 

[OutInTheRain]

While the OP is clearly engaging in a bit of prooftexting himself, his point is still salient. Christian teaching does not literally state that everyone should give up all their possessions and donate everything to the poor (because then you would be making yourself destitute instead), but that we should make every reasonable effort to help those in need. Top-down redistribution of wealth simply doesn't work, as the millions dead under communist rule clearly show.

Most people believe in charity, they just don't believe in unconditional charity. If you go through a rough patch, then sure, there should be something to help you back up. However you still have to work to pick yourself back up. This is expressed in unemployment insurance, you lost your job, through no fault of your own, and as long as you get a new one, society should be happy to help. What people take umbrage with is welfare bums, leeching off the system for a lifetime and making no effort to improve themselves. It's why people get pissed when bleeding heart crazies demand the government run safe injection sites and provide drugs to junkies on the tax payer dollar.

Most people come to this conclusion after dealing with a loser family member that they have to support over a lifetime. Bobby however doesn't want to acknowledge this because he is the loser family member, the leech on the family, the waste of flesh on society.

Look Jimmy, if the basis of receiving free health procedures is that you will have a able body person ready to go pay taxes again, then it wouldn't stop by blindness, there are a myriad of disabling illnesses out there that people would also claim that the government needs to pay for it if we are to use fucking Mr.Beast argument.

Then do you stop providing healthcare when it is no longer financially viable? When the resources gathered from an individual through the rest of their life do not match the investment put into saving them, do you decide not to grant someone healthcare for the greater good? Mr Beast just stumbled upon the horror of socialism at it's later stages. Where you are broken down to an economic production unit, and your only value is what you provide to the state.

Blobbo of course is too stupid to realize this, because he's worried about the cost of removing his foot when the diabeetus takes it. Of course at his advanced age and obesity, it's probably starting to become discolored and smell...