Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

[Ralph Barnhardt]

So what is your excuse, Bobby?

Over double the age of the Backrooms kid and what is Bob's excuse? He's been fired from every job he's held except with his last stint with The Escapist where his contract was so unceremoniously not renewed that it's announcement was dropped on The Escapist's Youtube channel's community section and they told him to take his shit and leave. His book which was supposed to be some new kind of breakdown of Super Mario Bros 3 was actually a bizarre, cringe filled, and poorly written mess. He reheats and repackages his old content and tries to sell it off as new. He spends an inordinate amount of time on a social media website that he loudly proclaims is irrelevant. He has discord downloaded on his phone and uses it.

Looks like I found excuses aplenty.

I have a sneaking suspicion that this gets to Bob, mainly based on his wording which seems very dismissive to the work that the kid put into his project. Bob did his due diligence and casually skimmed the wiki page for The Backrooms and took the broadest strokes to explain why this is such a big deal.

This is the cap of the picture and post on 4chan from 2019 that birthed The Backrooms. Kane Parsons, who was 16 at the time, released his first video in January of 2022.

Kane would go on to release many more shorts about The Backrooms but not all would be obviously found. If you actually go to youtube and watch Found Footage instead of watching it here you will see that there's a youtube link that goes to an unlisted video that helps a little to get the pieces to fit. He's done neat little meta things like this all through out the series, which I failed to point out is not released linear.

For a much better and more entertaining breakdown of The Backrooms project I'll point you here.

It does go through the whole series and creates a timeline for it so I guess spoilers, even though it contextualizes everything rather than fully explaining it, for something that you may want to spend an evening putting together yourself, if you're into that kind of thing.

All of the effects, design, planning, was done by a kid who was just old enough to drive. Bob will never be Kane. Bob could never be Kane. Kane is special. Bob is not. That's not a bad thing. Most people on Earth will never be recognized outside of their community. That's been the entirety of human civilization. A lot of people know about Alexander the Great. The number of people who could name anyone else surrounding him drops off precipitously. Bob, who drunkenly proclaimed that it was 20 fucking 19 and he should be on a starship and talking to robots by now because that was the future he earned, will die one day and all that will be left to remember him is fading memories from his niece and nephew, youtube videos that will be lost in the digital sea, and people like us who will go our own way once he's gone assuming places like this our even allowed to survive that long. I know it effects him because he dropped that "I'm running out of time" tweet something like two weeks ago. That's kinda sad. It's these humanizing elements that helps me keep coming back to this thread. Bob is an abhorrent pig of a man but he is still just a man, no matter how hard he tries to run from it.

Besides the Chipman brothers' tranny slasher movie, this is the only movie that I'm looking forward to. A24 is pretentious and artsy fartsy enough that I think they could actually pull off breathing life into this universe better than any other company can. I say could because it's still Hollywood. I just hope they don't fuck Kane up or over with their Hollywood filth.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Over double the age of the Backrooms kid and what is Bob's excuse? He's been fired from every job he's held except with his last stint with The Escapist where his contract was so unceremoniously not renewed that it's announcement was dropped on The Escapist's Youtube channel's community section and they told him to take his shit and leave. His book which was supposed to be some new kind of breakdown of Super Mario Bros 3 was actually a bizarre, cringe filled, and poorly written mess. He reheats and repackages his old content and tries to sell it off as new. He spends an inordinate amount of time on a social media website that he loudly proclaims is irrelevant. He has discord downloaded on his phone and uses it.

Looks like I found excuses aplenty.

I have a sneaking suspicion that this gets to Bob, mainly based on his wording which seems very dismissive to the work that the kid put into his project. Bob did his due diligence and casually skimmed the wiki page for The Backrooms and took the broadest strokes to explain why this is such a big deal.
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This is the cap of the picture and post on 4chan from 2019 that birthed The Backrooms. Kane Parsons, who was 16 at the time, released his first video in January of 2022.

Kane would go on to release many more shorts about The Backrooms but not all would be obviously found. If you actually go to youtube and watch Found Footage instead of watching it here you will see that there's a youtube link that goes to an unlisted video that helps a little to get the pieces to fit. He's done neat little meta things like this all through out the series, which I failed to point out is not released linear.

For a much better and more entertaining breakdown of The Backrooms project I'll point you here.

It does go through the whole series and creates a timeline for it so I guess spoilers, even though it contextualizes everything rather than fully explaining it, for something that you may want to spend an evening putting together yourself, if you're into that kind of thing.

All of the effects, design, planning, was done by a kid who was just old enough to drive. Bob will never be Kane. Bob could never be Kane. Kane is special. Bob is not. That's not a bad thing. Most people on Earth will never be recognized outside of their community. That's been the entirety of human civilization. A lot of people know about Alexander the Great. The number of people who could name anyone else surrounding him drops off precipitously. Bob, who drunkenly proclaimed that it was 20 fucking 19 and he should be on a starship and talking to robots by now because that was the future he earned, will die one day and all that will be left to remember him is fading memories from his niece and nephew, youtube videos that will be lost in the digital sea, and people like us who will go our own way once he's gone assuming places like this our even allowed to survive that long. I know it effects him because he dropped that "I'm running out of time" tweet something like two weeks ago. That's kinda sad. It's these humanizing elements that helps me keep coming back to this thread. Bob is an abhorrent pig of a man but he is still just a man, no matter how hard he tries to run from it.

Besides the Chipman brothers' tranny slasher movie, this is the only movie that I'm looking forward to. A24 is pretentious and artsy fartsy enough that I think they could actually pull off breathing life into this universe better than any other company can. I say could because it's still Hollywood. I just hope they don't fuck Kane up or over with their Hollywood filth.

This Kane kid lacks something that Blobby has lost: youthful optimism and can do energy. That's the kind of drive that keeps you up for 2 days, working nonstop on nothing but redbull and adrenaline, because you know if someone notices, you will have made it.

Bob has grown old and weak. Rarely if ever does he put in effort, the only place he does is his twitter, where he calls for the murder of the Believers and Stupids, those who allow him to live a hedonistic, delousinistictic lifestyle. The man wants a Electric Hundai Santa Cruz when A. That variant doesn't even exist and B. He wouldn't even know what to do with a truck, even a mini truck like the Santa Cruz is.

 

[TowinKarz]

. The man wants a Electric Hundai Santa Cruz when A. That variant doesn't even exist and B. He wouldn't even know what to do with a truck, even a mini truck like the Santa Cruz is.

A man who aspires to own a Hyundai is no man at all....

They are the chicken McNugget of the car world, dull, bland, filler.

They'll do the job, but they'll never hit the spot.

That's fine for most, but, nobody crows about buying one for the prestige.

They don't have any.

Uninspired and lazy styling that looks like the studio just left a lump of clay out in the sun to soften and went with that.

Have not meaningfully changed their lineup for years. The Santa Cruz is a McRib sandwich amongst a sea of samey-samey, they make the Elantra and an SUV that they "spice up" with a series of Southwestern names clearly picked by marketing, as nothing about a mass-produced Korean photocopy of the Explorer screams rustic frontiersman.



Hyundai is the Dollar General of cars

The McD's of Motoring

The Val-U-Mart of Vehicles

Frankly, I'm amazed that if you open the freezer case in Wal Mart, there isn't a Hyundai Tuscon behind those boxes of Great Value brand frozen pizzas....

In fact, the only reason they ripped off the Honda Ridgeline when they "created" the Cruz was to try and take some market share from the limp-wristed suburbanites in blue-no-matter-who districts who kinda want a truck, but know they'd be canceled in a second if they ever parked a Silverado in the driveway.

A "truck" on a car chassis is a perfect encapsulation of their lost balls.... as they live in a perpetual state of diminished expectations, hoping their willingness to have less will be rewarded instead of used as the justification for everyone, from the wife to the government, to take more.

An ironic choice of car for an artiste and Thinker (tm) - and stuffing a battery pack into one doesn't make you superior any more than putting a 9-volt into one of your nuggies makes it hyper-evolved.

 

[WelperHelper99]

A man who aspires to own a Hyundai is no man at all....

They are the chicken McNugget of the car world, dull, bland, filler.

Uninspired and lazy styling that looks like the studio just left a lump of clay out in the sun to soften and went with that.

Have not meaningfully changed their lineup for years. The Santa Cruz is a McRib sandwich amongst a sea of samey-samey, they make the Elantra and an SUV that they "spice up" with a series of Southwestern names clearly picked by marketing, as nothing about a mass-produced Korean photocopy of the Explorer screams rustic frontiersman.

An ironic choice of car for an artiste and Thinker (tm) - stuffing a battery pack into one doesn't make you superior any more than putting a 9-volt into one of your nuggies makes it hyper-evolved.

I agree that they do get samey, though as a younger guy that owns a 2005 XG350, a Hyundai is a good starter car, a beater if you will, they're built like tanks, especially the older ones. Now as you get older? Get something with a bit more style! If you want a truck get a Ford, a classic. They even make one in the same class, a Maverick. When I look at a Maverick, it tells me the owner is pretty no nonsense and wants a good light duty truck. A Santa Cruz just screams soccer mom, never has seen mud, just like Bob. Maybe he'll stuff Mario Legos in the back.

 

[TowinKarz]

I agree that they do get samey, though as a younger guy that owns a 2005 XG350, a Hyundai is a good starter car, a beater if you will, they're built like tanks, especially the older ones. Now as you get older? Get something with a bit more style! If you want a truck get a Ford, a classic. They even make one in the same class, a Maverick. When I look at a Maverick, it tells me the owner is pretty no nonsense and wants a good light duty truck. A Santa Cruz just screams soccer mom, never has seen mud, just like Bob. Maybe he'll stuff Mario Legos in the back.

Don't get me wrong, I'd love a light truck ..... circa 1993.... when they WERE trucks, and not truck bodies on SUV chassis..... darn that contemptible Chicken Tax, it means you'll never be able to get a cheap Nissan D21, Toyota or Mazda B2000 (yes, I know it's a Ranger) ever again. Those were legit starter trucks for a person who had to not drive a lot, but lived in an area with bad weather, bad roads and needed some utility. For all it's positives, you can't get a Maverick like you could a Datsun 720 on an hourly-wage job.

But I digress into my usual car spergery.

Movie Bob is fat and knows nothing of cars or the industry.... The End.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

If ever there was a conversation that cried out for the "silence, brand" crab....

 

[King Dead]

There is no "trans agenda" because transsexuals have always existed.
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No matter how many times that troon apologists attempt to rewrite history, no, troons have not "always existed." Yes, sometimes a person cross-dressed for a particular purpose beyond sexual gratification; yes, sometimes a mentally ill person truly believed they were not the correct sex. But that doesn't mean that troons are a natural part of human society, especially not the modern version that is clearly a social contagion.

And yes, the Pritzkers are indeed funding a lot of this insanity. If memory serves, they also have their hands in a lot of Big Pharma, so they stand to make a lot of money from the permanent patients that all troons become. Pointing this out is not insanity, Bobbo.

If you don't like it, don't watch it. Tell it to the trannies threatening suicide over one thing or another,
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The unspoken part of the criticism of "there's too much capeshit these days" that these morons aren't addressing is simple. There are only so many resources to go around in Hollywood, which means that every movie that does get made causes a bunch more to not get made. For those of us that have gotten tired of the unending deluge of capeshit over the past decade and a half, it's not just that we don't want to watch Phase 5 of Disney's Marvel Cinematic Universe™, it's that we're tired of not having any other options. Blockbusters have been predominantly superpowered snarkers in spandex for years, so if you want to watch some action on the big screen, it's generally that or nothing.

I think it's partly why Top Gun: Maverick was as big a success as it was. Beyond the story that respected legacy characters and the real stunts with real jets, it was different. It was regular human beings in real (albeit a little implausible) situations, no audiovisual CGI vomit getting in the way. It was a breath of fresh air and a reminder that Hollywood could indeed produce more than just MCU Movie #827.

Bob, the simpleton that he is, will happily continue to consoom the Rat's slop until the betus or heart failure finally does him in.

Youtuber slapfight. Why on earth is Bobby so sympathetic to Raz0rfist, apart from the fact that they are both losers with an aBobby claims he has difficulty understanding the appeal of nostalgia.
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J. K. Rowling must be the biggest real-estate agent in the world. She commandeers the empty heads of basement dwellers.

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As usual, zero self awareness.

Bobby then explains how the HP fandom is different from the many fandoms he worships in: HP gains its popularity by being school-approved.
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A bunch of HP stupidity, but I'll mention that Bobby's point about it being "school-approved" isn't entirely without merit. When most things that really took off with kids were cartoons or video games or the like, the fact that there was an immensely popular book series was certainly encouraged by schools, who were glad that kids were actually picking up a book and reading it. I guess the hope was that they'd continue reading afterwards, but as displayed by the numerous Millennials that can't reference any other book, it seems like that failed miserably.

The books have their issues, but overall they're pretty harmless fare. The Religious Right was dumb for believing it was turning their kids into devil worshipers back then, and the Woke Left is dumb for hating J.K. Rowling because she thinks troons aren't women today.

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Is Blobbo simply not aware that Bob Iger was driving the initial push to make Disney+ a streaming giant? Like, he's seriously trying to pin the service's failures on Chapek when he was simply carrying on with what Iger wanted. It was the goal of all these different streaming services: leverage existing media libraries they already had the rights to and make them exclusive to their service, dump billions into additional content to entice people to stick around, and hope that enough people chose to subscribe long enough for it to eventually become profitable. Iger would have loved nothing more than for D+ to be the biggest streaming service out there.

The problem, as they're quickly finding out, is that we're hitting an economic downturn, and most people simply can't justify paying $5-15 a month for multiple streaming services, basically putting them back where they were when they were still paying for cable. It also doesn't help that a lot of those D+ subs came from the service being bundled with other purchases, and not all of those are bothering to stick around either.

Bobby seems to think that Iger did no wrong, even though it was under his watch that Disney made all the dumb moves that have led to its precarious situation today. Iger thought he could just buy up the entire entertainment industry, but clearly he doesn't know the meaning of hubris.

 

[Chad Holdenford]

Movie Bob is fat and knows nothing.... The End.

Story of the lumbering behemoth's life right there.

 

[Koby_Fish]

The funniest thing is that he used a Sonic meme, his mortal enemy, to fight the evil Christians that were being pretty soft on him lol.

Thinking all your food comes from Cali. ROFL. As a guy that grew up in Illinois till I was 11, that entire area and the states surrounding itmakes the corn and grain that keeps the country running. And your car, ethanol baby. Also the Swiss are based


Fact is streaming services are bleeding because covid is over and money is tight. Bob is coping

it's worse than that. Not only does Bob think all food comes from Commiefornia, he thinks NO food needs to come from ANYWHERE ELSE. He thinks Commiefornia could supply all the US's agricultural needs so that he can re-wild the Midwest with hippos and lions so that the lions will have MAGAnaiseghoulen to Naturally Select for dinner in minecraft.

Today's Pearls Before Swine comic inspired me to make an edit:

The original:

I have to wonder if this guy knows Moviebob, or knows of A "moviebob" type person, because Pastis often makes comic strips that pretty much encapsulate the Lard of Lynn, the Kwisatz Tarderach.

 

[WelperHelper99]

it's worse than that. Not only does Bob think all food comes from Commiefornia, he thinks NO food needs to come from ANYWHERE ELSE. He thinks Commiefornia could supply all the US's agricultural needs so that he can re-wild the Midwest with hippos and lions so that the lions will have MAGAnaiseghoulen to Naturally Select for dinner in minecraft.

Today's Pearls Before Swine comic inspired me to make an edit:

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The original:
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I have to wonder if this guy knows Moviebob, or knows of A "moviebob" type person, because Pastis often makes comic strips that pretty much encapsulate the Lard of Lynn, the Kwisatz Tarderach.

Pearls before swine still has it. Still not better than Calvin and Hobbs, but damn does it fit.

 

[Local Degenerate]

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So what is your excuse, Bobby?

I know Blob is a bundle of laughs as always but can we talk about Whorton down there? I grew up in the midst of the Eragon hype. I heard all of the 'Paolini did it' shit. And you know what that did? Motivate me to finish a book by the time I was 18. Granted, it was shit, and I lost it almost immediately (no matter how many back-ups you have, you need more.), and even had I not, I'd have set that shit on fire myself, but it was a great motivator. The fact that this fucking moron heard that and got sad, and gave up...well, now I see why he's a Blobby fan.

Nigger fashion. Why is Bobby so racist?
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Bob's the type of nigger to call it a shoe, and correct you when you call it by 'The Boot'

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Rarely if ever does he put in effort, the only place he does is his twitter, where he calls for the murder of the Believers and Stupids, those who allow him to live a hedonistic, delousinistictic lifestyle.

To be fair, Bob does not call for the murder of those he views as his political enemies. He dances around that perpetually to ensure he doesn't get banned and merely dehumanizes them at every chance while saying they have no place in society.

I know Blob is a bundle of laughs as always but can we talk about Whorton down there? I grew up in the midst of the Eragon hype. I heard all of the 'Paolini did it' shit. And you know what that did? Motivate me to finish a book by the time I was 18. Granted, it was shit, and I lost it almost immediately (no matter how many back-ups you have, you need more.), and even had I not, I'd have set that shit on fire myself, but it was a great motivator. The fact that this fucking moron heard that and got sad, and gave up...well, now I see why he's a Blobby fan.

Whorton is a true and honest Bob knob slobber who tries to up his master in shit takes and both fails and succeeds.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

This Kane kid lacks something that Blobby has lost: youthful optimism and can do energy. That's the kind of drive that keeps you up for 2 days, working nonstop on nothing but redbull and adrenaline, because you know if someone notices, you will have made it.

Bob has grown old and weak. Rarely if ever does he put in effort, the only place he does is his twitter, where he calls for the murder of the Believers and Stupids, those who allow him to live a hedonistic, delousinistictic lifestyle. The man wants a Electric Hundai Santa Cruz when A. That variant doesn't even exist and B. He wouldn't even know what to do with a truck, even a mini truck like the Santa Cruz is.

Robert had something resembling that in his Game Overthinker days. Note that I said "resembling." He put in minimal effort in his videos, but expected maximum returns- and for some time, got them, as he was one of a select group that made such videos. This convinced him that he didn't need to put in more effort, and as the YouTube landscape evolved, it left obsolete Bob behind. He sowed laziness and mediocrity, and is now reaping obscurity and bitterness.

 

[Positron]

It's my jerb dammit!

It is always funny when Bobby pretends to be a self-made man.





Big Al's genocide alarm is bright red whenever two people make a joke. Bobby reassures him that troons won't be only ones being genocided.



Women, learn to accept that men will flash to or perhaps rape you and your daughters in locker rooms. This is a ridiculously low bar to pass.

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Tesla's investor day is coming.


Bobby thinks only rich asshole buy Teslas.

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Disney, soul-less ghouls that they are, is intent to resurrect something that has no life to begin with. This time even Bobby is disgusted.

Given death-obsessed Pixar, this is a live possibility.

(Aside: compare Bobby's reaction to Orson Welle's supposed childhood obsession. Also watch this classic In Bob We Trust video in which he called Welles a manchild)


Back to present-day gruel.

Has modern-day cartoon ever pulled a "you think you are unique but you are exactly like all the rest" plot?

Another franchise that Disney murdered and should stay dead.


From the bloated corpse of Star Wars, spawned Funko-Pop shaped maggots.



Brie Larson is ugly inside and out, cannot act, and has no ass. But even this dimestore whore won't fuck you Bobby.

Bobby hates Henry Cavill as much as I hate Brie Larson. And he thinks MCU characters, but not DC characters, are wedded to the actors who play them.

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There is no prospect of Synderverse on Netflix. Sorry fans.

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Cartoon, cartoon, cartoon.


If you don't Believe that America is built by slaves, you might as well not wake up.





Shearer voices a bunch of characters in The Simpsons, such as Mr. Burns and Ned Flanders.

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It is okay to bully people who play the wrong game. Tactics targets.


It is a sad day in the world when normal people have to hide stuff from their friends, while mentally-ill degenerates strut with impunity




Troons are now making hatefiction about Rowling.


Another video about people getting tired of political discourses being shoehorned whenever people talk about video games.

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Don't you accuse Bobby of cribbing from Wikipedia! He makes mistakes too!

Seems like Nymphomachy has taken the place of Luke Lockhart, sperging about pop-culture shit with Bobby.







White geezer appropriates nigga style


Bobby talks about receding hairline -- not his though.



This is the look aspired by MylarBalloonFan, a literal tard from Holland. Your look is timeless, Bobby.


Thanks for being so Exceptional for us.

 

[Uncle Joey]

Because the founding fathers (such as Benjamin Franklin) were notorious for their belief in sorcery.

You should pick up a history book some time, Mr. Thinker.

 

[JayHarrison]

It's my jerb dammit!
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It is always funny when Bobby pretends to be a self-made man.

Even moreso when you think about Moviebob's income from videos and articles as opposed to Bob's Patreon grift.

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Methinks Biden actually was a Socialist in 2020.

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Sexist Moviebob is sexist.

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Big Al's genocide alarm is bright red whenever two people make a joke. Bobby reassures him that troons won't be only ones being genocided.
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There's the right side. There's the wrong side. And then there's Moviebob's side, which is not only a combination of wrong, but functionally illiterate.

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Women, learn to accept that men will flash to or perhaps rape you and your daughters in locker rooms. This is a ridiculously low bar to pass.

And Moviebob's legs can't even reach high enough to clear that low bar.

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Tesla's investor day is coming.
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You think you're so smart, Bob? Why don't you present a schematic for clean, renewable energy?

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Bobby thinks only rich asshole buy Teslas.

Moviebob only qualifies for half of that combination, 'cause Bob sure as fuck ain't wealthy.

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Hey, look! Genocidebob's back!

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Wooks wike widdo Bobby got bwoccowi instead of pudding.

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Remember: Had Führer Hillary been elected in 2016, not only would Moviebob have been automagically first in line to travel the galaxy, but Moviebob's kilobite-sized immoral immortal AI would have been uploaded to an intergalactic computer speaking with alien life forms. But, of course, 61,000,000 or so worthless troglodyes denied Moviebob the fyuuchaa it EARNED.

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Cartoon, cartoon, cartoon.
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I'm guessing the only dinosaur that doesn't appeal to Moviebob's sensibilities is Barney because (a) Barney's IQ level sits well above Bob's and (b) the concept of love is well beneath Moviebob.

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If you don't Believe that America is built by slaves, you might as well not wake up.
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Once again, Genocidebob butts in.

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It is okay to bully people who play the wrong game. Tactics targets.
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Obviously, this is Moviebob's Gulf War 1990.

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Thanks for being so Exceptional for us.

Moviebob didn't discover fire. Moviebob didn't find the cure for polio. Moviebob's never set any records (at least, Bob hasn't set any desirable records). Moviebob has never fought in any wars outside of Mario vs. Sonic. Moviebob is no hero to anyonr oe anything other than Moviebob.

 

[smug comporon]

I haven't kept up with Bob in a while, is he still in love with the washed up hot dog girl, or did she actually manage to break him?

 

[Arthur Morgan]

It's my jerb dammit!
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It is always funny when Bobby pretends to be a self-made man.

Guess we can add yet another excuse Bob has for his failures at doing his job properly. Working other jobs in the late 90s, early 00s. But don't point out he's had over 15 years to learn his craft, that's obsolete believer talk. Bob knows all that he needs to and you're a mayoghoul for expecting him to understand why people still like Harry Potter twenty-five years later.

 

[King Dead]

I haven't kept up with Bob in a while, is he still in love with the washed up hot dog girl, or did she actually manage to break him?

I did a Twitter search to confirm. I found that there are zero tweets from Bobby to Lindsay since the start of 2021, with the last one being in November 2020, just a week before The Incident. Granted, she did fuck off of Twitter for a while there, so there wasn't anything for him to reply to. And even though she reactivated her account, she doesn't post on it herself anymore, it's some friend or employee or something that handles it, so he still wouldn't be attracting the attention of the fair Hot Dog Maiden by mentioning her.

His former tweets to her are even more hilarious now because she deleted almost every tweet after her cancellation. It portrays a much more accurate picture, I think: Bob sending out message after message to a girl who would never have given him the time of day.


Has he learned his lesson? Hard to say. He's pretty stupid and might still think he has a chance, but there's really no way for him to interact with her anymore. If given the opportunity, though, would he try again?

One thing's for sure: Bob is fat and Lindsay will not have sex with him. Or anyone else, for that matter.

 

[Toolbox]

or Jimmy Kimmel's This Week in Unnecessary Censorship.

Another video trend Jimmy stole from random people on the internet.