JayHarrison
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- Jun 11, 2021
Oh, brother. Reply button's on the fritz again, so I'm gonna have to perform another transcription.
Before going any further, some appropriate background music:
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And now, a response to Koby_Fish:
Uh, no. It was a train accident.Aaron Rupar, "journalist": Representative [James] McGovern: "I find it [...] ironic that Republicans go to East Palestine, Ohio, saying 'we stand with you, we're with you', while here in Congress, they're passing a bill that makes it easier for the company that dumped toxic waste into their lives to get off scot free."
And Moviebob perpetually fails on both counts. Bob's father would have been more successful had he taught those lessons about respecting journalists--and damn near everyone else--to a dead rat.Moviebob: "My father was a newspaper man [...] He taught me to respect news and reporters."
Same could be said about Moviebob, given how it's a miracle Bob still has teeth. (And, for the record, this could be construed as a Terms of Service violation for condoning violence.)Moviebob: "[Matt Taibi's face] is the face of a guy who's never need punched as hard in the face as he needed to be in his LIFE."
A-yup.Positron: "Bobby, bro to bro talk. What your newspaper man father taught you has long been obsolete."
To spite braindead Leftoid zombies like you, Bob, so bite me.Nick Adams, actor: "If you voted for Joe Biden, you owe every single Trump supporter an apology and gas money.
Moviebob, non-factor: "I thought you sub humanoids all went out and bought Teslas [...] to pwn the libs, what do you need gas far?"
That's because genocide involves taking active steps to exterminate a demographic of people. Genocide is what would happen to the 63,000,000 people who voted against Führer Hillary if Moviebob's wishes were ever to be fulfilled.AshleyLynch: "When your basic access to shelter, education, income and health care is made illegal, how is that not genocide?"
So, tell me, Miss (?) Lynch: When was the last time you offered to provide lodging for anyone living on the street or coming in from Mexico? The 30th of February?AshleyLynch: "You'll never hear about the victims. They'll just disappear."
So... the predictable sexist/misogynistic comment.Positron: "Woman who deflects from rightthink gets the Bob Chipman treatment."
As preicted.Christina Buttons, writer: "I'm leaving The Daily Wire. I work hard getting the acts right and using precise language of teh heated nature of the gender debate [...] while their pundits dump gasoline all over it for [...] clicks."
Before going any further, some appropriate background music:
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Your swatiska's been on full display for over eight years now, Bob.Nazibob: "You're WAY worse than your ex-fellow sub humanoids at the DW--they're at least [...] wearing their swastikas upfront."
And now, a response to Koby_Fish:
Not exactly the kind of karma that I want to hit Moviebob (my version can be summarized as "Scanners'ed"). Regrless, such an outcome would lead me to a "nothing of value is lost" conclusion.Koby_Fish: "Peak irony would be Bob buying a Santa Cruz that just happened to be electric, and it asplodes on him, while his "moderate" neighbor across the street's Tesla remains fine and nothing happens to it."
Yes, the one that deserves to be enshrined as a meme along with the phrase, "When people tell you who they are, believe them thie first time".Koby_Fish: "Y'know, I was thinking about how unfunny bob's Eugenics Tweet Joke is. You know the one [...] bemoaning the ruining of Eugenics as a concept."
Because it's not a joke. It's a belief that Moviebob adamantly adheres to.Koby_Fish: "But this is why this doesn't work as a joke:"
Exactly. E-X-actly.Koby_Fish: "Eugenics is supposed to 'improve' humanity. Bob's juxtaposition of Traffic and Eugenics suggests that Bob isn't simply thinking of the improvement of the species. Traffic is a NUMBERS game. Traffic doesn't get better if the same number of people on the roads are just a little bit prettier/smarter. A LOT of people would have to FUCKING DIE, for a Traffic Problem to be solved. And the worst part of it? While Bob complains "jokingly" that Nazis ruined the concept of Eugenics, the framing of the "joke" has it implied to be EXACTLY the kind of "Eugenics" AS PRACTICED BY THE NAZIS.
So yeah, Bob tried passing it off as a "joke" but it wasn't really a joke because a) it wasn't funny and b) in context it makes NO FUCKING SENSE except as a lament that people aren't mass-murdered todeny oxygen to MAGAnaiseghoulen in minecraftfix Boston's traffic woes. Bob doesn't understand humor, OR he was passing it off as a joke after the fact because he got caught saying the quiet part out loud.