Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

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Fox G. Green.
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Robert, unable argue the point being made because he couldn't find the answer on Wikipedia, resorts to wishing harm upon someone, without explicitly saying so.

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Again foiled by a strike to the intellect, Robert reverts to his most tried and true tactic: saying, "You are not a person."

You will be dead long before commercial space travel becomes reality, Robert.

This "Glaze" thing is interesting, and it's almost hilarious to see Robert not getting what's happening.

Robert likes to talk about the "properly evolved" people (or he used to, at one point.) Evolution, or "selection pressure," involves adverse circumstances driving certain traits to become dominant. For example, humans became complex tool users and evolved to walk to migrate away from our volatile origins and to survive in a hostile world; as we migrated, intelligence to survive the varied climates we found ourselves in evolved as well (e.g., skinning animals in cold climates, making boats and spear fishing in the tropics, etc.) The reason evolution takes so long is because it takes a while for unwanted genes to be bred out of a species. But humans have been directing evolution in many species for literal centuries (sheep are larger and woolier than their ancestors, to name one example.)

AI isn't living, and so cannot evolve on its own. But humans can direct its evolution. Glaze is the selection pressure. AI image generation will not go away; too much porn is being generated for it to do so. But humans will learn how Glaze works, and will create a workaround AI can use. In a twist of irony, attempts to stop AI will result in its growth.

Welcome to the Superior Future, Cinema Robert. How'd that Monkey's Paw work out for you?
 
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The problem with CRT is that it insists that white kids feel guilty for what happened before they were born, which is nonsense. If you need to teach the history of slavery, you should do so without insisting that present-day people (or worse, a subgroup of present-day people) are obliged to make amends.

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My oh my!! I want to bear DeSantis's mpreg child!!

Tucker Carlson denounced corporate media while working for corporate media. Somehow nutters think this will get him in trouble.
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Glenn Greenwald, who is STUPID.
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Jon Stewart
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Bethany Mandel can't catch a break from the nutters.
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Given Bobby is so smart, where then is his child? (Archive of "jaw-dropping" article from Telegraph UK.)

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Big Al has something new to gloat about.
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Turns out MCU is not terribly amicable to their stars, not even when the star has colored privilege (Mackie's story on The Independent; archive.ph doesn't play nice with VPN)
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I have trouble fitting Bobby's simile to what Jake Cole says. Is he equating Mackie, a Black man, to a jock who has brain damage?

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I suspect normies are indeed sick of hearing "Marvel bad", because normal people have long stopped caring.

Algorithm-chasing haters keep yelling about the demise of capeshit, but very soon James Gunn will show them their place.
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Bobby is running out of patience with Zack Snyder himself, because Snyder is such a shameless self-promoter.
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The Malodorians becomes even more fappable for Bobby!
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Shadowfax is white.

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I consider Kristen Stewart the black mark in David Cronenberg's Crimes of The Future. Yet some people enjoy her fidgety "acting".
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Oh, there is no lesbo scene in that movie; Bobby should look elsewhere.

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Algorithm-chasing haters keep yelling about the demise of capeshit, but very soon James Gunn will show them their place.
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There is this thing called momentum, influence. It is a thing that defines how well a company is doing and perceived to be doing. Capeshit has lost momentum as a growing genre, and is now losing influence. People are checking out, films are failing one after the other. It begins with underperforming, and morphs into flopping, which then evolves into cancellation. Look at Star Wars to see capeshit's future, each thing becomes increasingly irrelevant, the audience keeps getting smaller and smaller.

Now, that being said there will be things that do well, GOTG will probably be one of them. However it probably won't do as well had the brand been strong. Snyder's DC stuff may do well at first, but it will probably be modest world wide numbers against a reduced budget. Which given how Shazam seems to be turning out, will be a success...comparatively. You have to look at the big picture, and these things in context. Which Blobby never does, which is ironic, because he calls one of his shows "The Big Picture."

This tweet encapsulates so much of Blobby's lack of success, he does not grow and EVOLVE. He does not see the change upon the wind, preferring to cling to the Rat and it's declining fortunes. Even normies are picking up on this, people who only take cursory glances and see the content being put out is terrible. Because of Blobby;s inability to change, his analysis of the industry is worthless. He's sees revising one's views of a franchise as chasing the algorithm. When in all honesty, being a corporate shill is far easier and far more profitable...as long as companies want you associated with their brand. Which for obvious reasons, they do not. Leaving Blobby out in the cold like the fat kid who always got picked last for dodgeball, which I think is something Blobbo is familiar with.
 
Review - DUNGEONS & DRAGONS: HONOR AMONG THIEVES (2023)
(03.20.2023)
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Bob would have raised the score on this one 2 or 3 points if it had been a Marvel movie, and maybe 1 or 2 points if it had been a Disney movie. I think his review boils down to, "This is a decent imitation of the no doubt great Marvel Swords & Sorcery movie that will be released someday. I guess we can watch this until that glorious day." Why Bob thinks Marvel is going to make a Swords & Sorcery movie I have no idea. The general tone of the review is, "I wish I were watching James Gunn's Marvel's Guardians of the Galaxy 3 instead of this, 7/10."

The D&D gamers I see on Social Media tend to fall into 3 categories with regard to this movie, the ones who think Hasbro D&D is great and expect to love this movie, the ones who nitpick the lore ignorance in the trailer, and the ones who want to boycott it because they hate Hasbro for various scummy things they've done lately. Among the nit-pickers, there are a few who think it looks too much like a Marvel movie and who expect to be put down by the movie.

I have no expectations for how well this movie will do at the box office. I'll be curious to see.
 
So I mock Bob about being excited about a Dan Schneider product
I would take this as mockery of the idea that ANYONE cares about a sequel to a 1997 movie based on a skit from a nickelodeon SNL knockoff that was produced by Dan Schneider if, you know, it was anyone other than Bob.
and Amanda Bynes goes cuckoo bonkers
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and Bob declares his hate for Dan Schneider
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I'd almost believe him if it weren't for his rabid support of troons and trooning out kids.

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Phoenix R. seems to be a retard who's too into professional wrestling.
 
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I suspect normies are indeed sick of hearing "Marvel bad", because normal people have long stopped caring.
Honestly, I think the opposite. In my experiences, normies don’t seem to like Marvel much anymore. People have said that they’ve gotten lame, audience scores have dropped, as have box office dollars.

Bob is just a hardcore Marvel Sycophant.
 
Peach shows Mario like a girlboss.
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Woke Girlboss left MCU in a sudden (archive of article); Bobby is reduced to a puddle of tears.
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Girlboss being abusive and nepotistic, as natural as the Moon orbits the Earth. Bobby refuses to believe.
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Everything bad about MCU was due to Kareem Daniel and Bob Chapek, so don't you blame Kevin Feige, and especially not the woke girlboss Feige groomed.
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Girlboss grooms children, a further proof she can do no wrong.
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If I were Iam Thaman I would be heartbroken.

Darren Mooney shills for MCU again.
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"Sepia-colored dreck", you mean The Eternals?

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If you hate a downtrodden Hollywood woman, such as Jennifer Lawrence and Anne Hathaway, you should just shut the fuck up.
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Ingénue? Jennifer Lawrence? Whose nudes are all over the internet?

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You see whenever Bobby deviates from his "you're not a person" or "yer mum" routines, he is reduced to incomprehensibility. B+ for effort I guess?

Smart people are dumb some of the time; dumb people are dumb all of the time -- and Bobby is Bobby.
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Says the man who regularly take quick looks of his enemies' Twitter and declare them non-persons.

Like Bobby, Fake Tits is very smart. She also thinks the Chinks cannot possibly understand English semantics.
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Matt Walsh genocided Ari Drennen. Big Al the fragile male thinks marital squabbles are big hurt.
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Wife driven bonkers by husband's zany hobbies. Hey, just another episode of Married With Children! No wonder Bobby sympathizes with Walsh this time.

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It must suck having no friends and boring interests, and no Musk's wealth.

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As someone legit on the spectrum (a very mild case, thank God), I agree.
Lots of people either self-diagnose for the clout points it gives, or use their legit diagnosis as some kind of cudgel to bash others over the head with, and stop improving as people. And you know what's terrible, more and more analysts and so-called specialists are egging on this kind of attitude. This does a tremendous number in the psyche of certain people that now feel entitled to be pricks and demand the others to understand them because "hurr durr imma autist." I spent my entire life being considered a weirdo, but this diagnosis of mine doesn't mean I can finally "weird out" and become a sperg in the worst meaning of the expression, everybody else's perception be damned.

The porker that is subject to this very thread shows lots of neurodivergent characteristics over time. In a time and age where having mental issues is now a desirable status-giving trait, it makes me wonder why he holds onto his pride and not seek at least some sort of science-backed diagnosis. Likely they would detect something far deeper and worse than simply Asperger's or what have you, and this he would never admit.
Yeh, also to clarify I don't hate Autistic people the same way a lot of people on Kiwi do. I actually take issue with the way a lot of these "new autist" are trying to take away validity from people who are very obviously autistic who have been diagnosed and treated as such their entire life. You can tell a lot of these people (mostly women let's be real) bullied autistic kids in high school and think actual autistic men are creepy and weird. Also they appropriate autistic identity just to give themselves oppression points without knowing much about Autistic history.
For example they make a big fuss about the fact that women weren't widely diagnosed with autism until recently. My answer is that they should be happy about this and anyone who knows anything about the treatment of autistic people should as well. Up until like the 80s Autistic people were thrown into insane asylums with horrible conditions. Since most of these women are also feminist shouldn't they be happy women were by and large spared from this terrible fate ?

Like Bobby, Fake Tits is very smart. She also thinks the Chinks cannot possibly understand English semantics.
I don't know I bet a lot of Chinese people misgender troons all the time because they think this shit is stupid. I don't blame them tbh. They can because according to pretty much nay intersectionalist POCs out rank White transgenders on the progressive stack. Also this highlights another thing I have realized. All of this progressive shit forces a very American perspective on the rest of the world. I have seen people banned from discords for saying they were from Montenergo. We all know of the words in Chinese and Korean that sound like the nigger word and black people still get offended by it because they can. I am not convinced the black activist who get mad about this are actually mad they just know it gives them a mandate to abuse their power against people they perceive as lesser. Not to mention the worst example all of this gender nonsense forcing languages such as Spanish and Italian to basically necessitate rewrites.
 
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He typed the exact same spiel before. I think he does.
I can see him typing it out since he seems to immediately forget what he tweets and assumes everything he does is fresh and new.

299,000 tweets, not counting all the ones he's deleted. At 140 to 280 max characters, though he doesn't always go to the limit, you could probably collect everything he's tweeted and there would be enough material for several books. Not a good book, but one nonetheless. Wonder how much of it is just the same thing over and over
 
299,000 tweets, not counting all the ones he's deleted. At 140 to 280 max characters, though he doesn't always go to the limit, you could probably collect everything he's tweeted and there would be enough material for several books. Not a good book, but one nonetheless. Wonder how much of it is just the same thing over and over
Even if each tweet only contained one word, you could still fill almost 6 novellas with his bullshit, since a novella is generally considered to be around 50,000 words.

I actually think his tweets would make great material for a philosophy book in the style of a Socratic dialogue. You could have a character speak Bob's tweets verbatim to argue against almost any sane point of view, to illustrate why your opponents are wrong. Want a dialogue about living a simple life without mindless consumption? Here's a character named Bob who's addicted to consuming mass media garbage, and look how shitty and miserable he is. Want a dialogue about the importance of liberalism? Here's a character named Bob who's an illiberal monster, and look how shitty and authoritarian he is. Want a dialogue about the importance of conservatism? Here's a character named Bob who's a mouthpiece for progressive propaganda, and look how inhumanly heartless and perverse he is. The best part would be that no one could accuse you of creating a strawman, because you'd be using actual words some retard actually voluntarily vomited out into the world.
 
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