He's not the villain, Tatanga the final boss from Super Mario Land is and he's brainwashed Smirch to bring him into the real world. The actual running story is that this keeps escalating until Smirch is hijacking airplanes and getting into battles with U.S. aircraft carriers. There's only four issues, I'll assume Bob has read none of them. (He may have looked at the pictures however.)
The “Diabeto” art and memes from the last time they talked about him (aside from the “Moviebob or Nazi” quiz) was pretty good too.
Damn... this shit is cursed, but this is exactly why I visit this thread just to see if Bob has the audacity to say the most bastard thing possible.
You scared me. Turns out Bobby didn't tweet all that much over the past two days -- but he retweets a lot, because a lot of nutters are mad that Musk gave away blue ticks to VIPs but not them (so unfair!!). Another thing that strikes me is that Bobby comments much less about current politics, as if he knew he risked being banned. We'll see how well he'd stick to that.
First off Apple Consoomer, eww. Second, nice place that you'll find by stepping foot outside the house and not using Amazon for everythingMichael Tracy is surprised by the multitude of offerings in Consoomland.
Bob just be careful of your words. I doubt you'll have kids but if you do, you'll be the one in Bowsers castle.About Bobby's modest proposal to Millennials, advising them to suck their wrongthink parents dry and throw their empty husks to retirement castle.
There were gonna be more Nintendo movies, but how nuts they're gonna be is to be determined. A street fighter one is interesting because they kinda tried it- they gave it a animeEven in the throes of his Bing-Bing-Wahoo fever dream, Bobby is already shouting for the next thing to consoom:
Mah Boi!
So it's supposed to be big and fancy?
I hope your mother writes you out of her will, Robert.About Bobby's modest proposal to Millennials, advising them to suck their wrongthink parents dry and throw their empty husks to retirement castle.
He got his Princess Peach fapping out of the way; now he wants to fap over Chun-Li.Even in the throes of his Bing-Bing-Wahoo fever dream, Bobby is already shouting for the next thing to consoom:
I don't use the bird site anymore (Based Musk aside); can someone archive this tweet (link in case the pic doesn't load)? This particular tweet shows the mentality of Robert and all leftists:
If...IF Blobbo ever has kids? That's a pretty big if for a man in his 40's who has never been in a relationship. A man in his 40's who has never been professionally successful. A man in his 40's who's only legacy is a Twitter account and threads on Kiwifarms.About Bobby's modest proposal to Millennials, advising them to suck their wrongthink parents dry and throw their empty husks to retirement castle.
Yet, despite the recent rocket failure in Texas, Musk has still made more progress toward space travel than Moviebob ever has.Bobby blames Musk breaking Twitter for his being stuck with the "Kurosawa" handle.
Johnny Kilroy earns a Friday "DAMN!"
Johnny Kilroy says it best.
Yes, because it's illegal to award random users monthly $8.00 gifts.Musk commits CRIME by gifting blue ticks.
This is Marc's source. He makes kiddies who cite Wikipedia classy.
Where on your body, dril, did those blue checkmars make inappropiate contact?
Aren't Moviebob's fantasies already bizarre?
And, of course, if any of those blue checks happen to live in red states, there are other ways Moviebob would like to see them burn.
If PostLeftWatch is correct about journalists hating gamers, that may be the first, last, and only characteristic that Moviebob has with journalism.Kurt Metzger claims the mainstream press demonizes the classified-doc leaker Jack Teixeira because he is a gamer. We already saw how the NYT and Bobby did so.
Correct. It's called charity. It's called generosity. It's called comaraderie. All three are concepts completely foreign to Moviebob.
Disaster relief has nothing to do with Socialism.
Objection! Evidence?
Not gonna lie: Seeing kid-based attractions like that at a mall would make me smile, as they'd be breaking up the generally monocrhomatic architecture.Michael Tracy is surprised by the multitude of offerings in Consoomland.
I don't, and they do.
As if Moviebob actually cares about any children in politically red North Dakota.
Ah'm keepin' me money.
Try selling your various orifices.
The only possible thing Moviebob will leave its biological children is evidence that Bob's a eugenicist whose superiyaa genes--and inferiyaa brain--got passed down to its descendants.About Bobby's modest proposal to Millennials, advising them to suck their wrongthink parents dry and throw their empty husks to retirement castle.
Peach isn't woke because Peach isn't a Mary Sue.
Tangent: Video podcaster Matt Christiansen, who's been referenced in the past on both Moviebob forums, absolutely hated My Neighbor Totoro.
There is nothing wrong harboring disdain for Ghibli films, despite their undeniable craftmanship (as least as far as the backdrop is concerned).
Here's your freshly roasted boot, Bob.The Cult of Gunn gather for Sunday Service.
Probably something Ma Chipman put in the room and Bob didn't want to upset her lest he gets kicked out.
He does. It's his mom's house though, so he gets no say in what kind of decorations go on the wall.
it's in a room in his mother's house.
This is probably why, in a subsequent video, he films in a completely different room and at some point between then and there, claimed he had to move "filming locations". (which is hilarious vaguespeak for "A different room in Casa de Mama Chipman")
I'd hate to think that Mama Chipman contributed anything to Bob's creation and psychology. If she did, then it's no mystery why Bob acts like the entitled child that he is and has nothing but contempt for parents. It's also doubtful that he's going to be getting any big payouts, with his siblings and their children sticking out their hands for money. Inheritances don't go far once three or more people get involved.
It's moviebob's warped (but completely reasonable to his autistic narcissistic brain filled with brainworms) sense of justice and morality that causes him to go on the "Tactics, Targets" and "Bad things [SHOULD] happen to Bad People". He obviously thinks the only reason society hasn't purged itself of the Evil Stupid MAGAnaiseghoulen Red State Barrow Wight Trash is the lack of will to do so by the Soopeeryah Right Side of History Vote Blue No Matter Who People-Who-Matter Progressives. Bob's based most of his logic on cartoons, so it's no surprise he still uses that logic to this day, and with the exact same amount of exceptionalism as when he was a kid. He's just one of those The Ends Justify the Means! retards.
