Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

[The tired cat]

And yet I keep seeing liberals screaming "SLAVA UKRAINI!!" every time, huh isn't that odd Bobbo.

 

[Quixotic Man]

The "peel an orange with your mouth" comment will never not be hilarious, as it's obviously a permavirgin riff on the high school trope of tying a cherry stem with your tongue, or Bob is really stupid enough to be trolled into believing that's a real trick lesbians came up with.

Partly incorrect.

Bob claimed that two lesbians let them film him having sex because he read Beverly Cleary books and owned a camera.

Bob didn't even claim to have got in on it, he claimed he got to voyeurisitcally cum in his Mario underoos while watching two girls do it.

Even in his made up fantasies, Bob is a cuck.

Edit: meant to quote the post you are quoting, but whatever.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Bob should try getting a girlfriend before shitting on anyone for looks.

Even wings of redemption got a fat chicks gunt. Bob only has a fake story about lesbians, it’s very sad.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Did that fucking idiot really think that the whole aesthetic of KISS was anything other than a marketing gimmick?

Hol up. You tellin' me that a band that whored their name and image in every way imaginable are actually sellouts? That's just being antisemitic.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

He's coping so much about A.I. art. That shit isn't going anywhere, and it's gonna improve over time, and Hollywood will surely have a use for it. You can't put that shit back in the bottle. You'd think 'Mr. I Love Science And Tech' would understand that.

 

[BubbleButt]

Bob should try getting a girlfriend before shitting on anyone for looks.

Even wings of redemption got a fat chicks gunt. Bob only has a fake story about lesbians, it’s very sad.

But when he goes to the cookout he doesn't make his own plate or whatever the fuck he said that one time.

 

[ChampFantana]

Bob should try getting a girlfriend before shitting on anyone for looks.

Even wings of redemption got a fat chicks gunt. Bob only has a fake story about lesbians, it’s very sad.

Bob is the epitome of completely unfuckable. He's fat, repulsive, and broke. Two of the three would still afford him an outside shot of landing a deathfat, but all three means he has ZERO CHANCE of ever losing his virginity.


Throw in the fact that he's a complete asshole who's far too stupid to ever figure out why nobody but himself and his urologist have ever touched his wee-wee, and he's toast.

The world can only breathe a massive sigh of relief that being a virgin past the age of 40 doesn't actually give you wizard powers like the 4chan meme says.

I would genuinely feel bad for him if he didn't go out of his way to be the biggest douchebag he possibly can.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

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You know, I've met compulsive liars before, I think everybody at one point does, and everybody gets that compulsive liars can't help themselves, no matter how ridiculous the lie gets, they just do it. It is kinda sad and pathetic, but I found most times the compulsive liar tries to brag with his tall tales in order to endear himself to you, they want to be liked, so you smile, nod and move on.

And with Robert is no different, he is a compulsive liar and he wants sympathy/admiration with his lies, but what sort of reaction he thinks he will get from people other than "So you go around showing grown people a kids cartoon and they get teary eyed over Goofy Son's girlfriend? Isn't that a bit creepy?"

Of course no one would say/think that, because this is a lie, there is no scenario where this is possible, but my point is, the compulsive liar lies thinking that they will believed, so they make bullshit up that they believe it will make them look good.

So in what sort of world Robert thinks people will admire him over going around showing Ducktales to people?. besides pathetic manchildren on twitter that is.

And another thing about compulsive liars, they don't know how to lie. If Robert said he showed ducktales to just one guy when it popped in a conversation, that would be easier to believe (kinda, not really), but he had to overshoot.

Fucking loser.

To me the funniest thing about Bob's lies is how unbelievable they are, but that he's so dense and believes humanity is so dumb that he says the most outlandish shit and he genuinely believes everyone will buy it.

From the bench pressing 300lbs, schooling Harvard students with his wit, outsmarting his psychiatrist, or even having sex once in his life, I can't think of anyone as delusional as him who wasn't as retarded as Chris.

 

[Quixotic Man]

To me the funniest thing about Bob's lies is how unbelievable they are, but that he's so dense and believes humanity is so dumb that he says the most outlandish shit and he genuinely believes everyone will buy it.

From the bench pressing 300lbs, schooling Harvard students with his wit, outsmarting his psychiatrist, or even having sex once in his life, I can't think of anyone as delusional as him who wasn't as retarded as Chris.

It really makes you wonder if Bob is one of those slow in the minds.

I've said before that self importance and delusion are pretty essential to a good lolcow, but Bob HAS to have a significantly lower than average IQ. Not enough that he couldn't live on his own if he had an actual job, but low enough that special education was very warranted.

 

[TowinKarz]

I wonder if Bob can afford to be so smug about other people buying checkmarks because The Escapist bought his so he's lost nothing?

Probably also why he's seemingly taking the loss of it better than I thought he would - ultimately, it wasn't his money, and as a gift, it's conceivable (to him) that he could easily find someone to whom he's worth $8 a month to get it gifted again, and again, and again.

Whenever THAT dream dies, though? I think that's when you'll see the delayed-action fuse for a BIG blowup finally go off.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

Did that fucking idiot really think that the whole aesthetic of KISS was anything other than a marketing gimmick?

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Yeah, trans shit wasn't that big a deal to people UNTIL current year when the media started trying to jam it down our fucking throats at every second of the day.

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The only thing I found amusing about this was the Producers of Love Boat wanted a woman who could pass as a tranny and called Mackenzie Phillips.

 

[Deogracias]

It really makes you wonder if Bob is one of those slow in the minds.

I've said before that self importance and delusion are pretty essential to a good lolcow, but Bob HAS to have a significantly lower than average IQ. Not enough that he couldn't live on his own if he had an actual job, but low enough that special education was very warranted.

Bob has gone on record in saying that he got terrible grades as a child. Most people would either A: take that as a sign they need to work and study harder or B: while still trying to achieve A, realize that they might not be all that bright and will need to find ways to compensate for that in the future, maybe get a job in a warehouse that still plays better than fast food, so at least it's something.

Bob, of course, took that as a sign that he's really just too intelligent for the mundane schooling system and he's really a hyper genius, just like Albert Einstein, except that's just a myth that dumb people say to themselves since Einstein did very well in math and science and probably would have done better in his other classes if he didn't play hooky so much.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

KISS and Twisted Sister Rock Legends Go Full-on Transphobic

KISS’s Paul Stanley and Twisted Sister’s Dee Snider both made very transphobic remarks on Twitter over the weekend.

news.yahoo.com

Dee Snider apparently tweeted in agreement with Paul Stanley.

Oh, Bob's not gonna like that. He's sung Snider's praises in the past.

 

[blablabla]

that goofy cartoon shit must be one of the most retarded things this mongo has posted holy shit. he really is a retarded white trash hick eh?

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

that goofy cartoon shit must be one of the most retarded things this mongo has posted holy shit. he really is a retarded white trash hick eh?

Every time you think you've seen Robert at his stupidest, he keeps speaking.

And allow me to bring this update full circle: isn't it curious that these people insist you pay for your entertainment, yet heap scorn on people who paid for Twitter? Perhaps they think only Elite Cultural Creatives need to eat, and network tech grunts don't?

Not particularly. It's all about supporting The Right Thing. Some examples of The Right Thing are: transexuals, anything politically to the left of twitter, Ukraine, Joe Biden, and niggers.

In an ancient TV show, a male character (obviously played by a woman) announced to his friend that he "had made a decision".

"You gotta hope it's the right one"
And that's the crux of the problem with the modern leftist: the inability to admit they've fucked up. They make their choices, are certain those choices are right, and angrily dash themselves against reality. And no, even pulling a Year Zero situation isn't going to change the fact that you will never be a woman.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Nah, his funniest moment was his claim that two teenage girls totally gave him a threesome just because he was such a nice guy.

A nice guy that just happened to have a copy of Are You There, God? It's Me, Margaret handy!

Partly incorrect.

Bob claimed that two lesbians let them film him having sex because he read Beverly Cleary books and owned a camera.

Bob didn't even claim to have got in on it, he claimed he got to voyeurisitcally cum in his Mario underoos while watching two girls do it.

Even in his made up fantasies, Bob is a cuck.

Edit: meant to quote the post you are quoting, but whatever.

Bob's a liar so it's no surprise he can't keep his stories straight. While the "lesbians performing for him in front of camera so he can coom" was implied in a video (his stick figure avatar holding a copy of "Are you there God? it's-a me, Mar-ga-ret!"), there was another time he claimed he got a threesome by using said Judy Blume tome as an opener. In the other time he never claimed the two girls were lesbicans or in lesbicans. Even if you could parse the two stories out into separate instances, one being the threesome with the book, and the other being "Hey wanna lezz out in front of my camera?", it's still bullshit liar fantasy. No woman would agree to get naked in front of that creep, not even back then.

To me the funniest thing about Bob's lies is how unbelievable they are, but that he's so dense and believes humanity is so dumb that he says the most outlandish shit and he genuinely believes everyone will buy it.

From the bench pressing 300lbs, schooling Harvard students with his wit, outsmarting his psychiatrist, or even having sex once in his life, I can't think of anyone as delusional as him who wasn't as retarded as Chris.

Narcissists tend to be compulsive liars, so this is unsurprising where Bob is concerned.

KISS and Twisted Sister Rock Legends Go Full-on Transphobic

KISS’s Paul Stanley and Twisted Sister’s Dee Snider both made very transphobic remarks on Twitter over the weekend.

news.yahoo.com

Dee Snider apparently tweeted in agreement with Paul Stanley.

Oh, Bob's not gonna like that. He's sung Snider's praises in the past.

Watch Bob tie himself up in knots over this. The only question is whether Bob will declare that Dee Snider has always been a worthless, stupid, evil Not-A-Person secret MAGAnaiseghoulen Republican, or whether he will render sad trombone disappointment like how he's responded to Raz0rfist.

 

[Bolo_the_Second]

To me the funniest thing about Bob's lies is how unbelievable they are, but that he's so dense and believes humanity is so dumb that he says the most outlandish shit and he genuinely believes everyone will buy it.

From the bench pressing 300lbs, schooling Harvard students with his wit, outsmarting his psychiatrist, or even having sex once in his life, I can't think of anyone as delusional as him who wasn't as retarded as Chris.

Wait, what?

Did Robert really say that? Fucken LOL, where the hell was even talking to Harvard grads?

I mean, I know he wasn't, he is lying, but did he say the place and how he was upending the Harvard grads?

 

[King Dead]

Wait, what?

Did Robert really say that? Fucken LOL, where the hell was even talking to Harvard grads?

I mean, I know he wasn't, he is lying, but did he say the place and how he was upending the Harvard grads?

My Bob lore is a little rusty, but as I recall, he's made claims to have been in bars with Harvard/MIT bros. I forget what he said about them exactly, but I think it was along the lines of how he was just as smart as them, or they're not as smart as you think they are, or something. It's hard to remember when he's bloviated so damn much over the years, these things are tough to keep straight.

(Twitter removing the ability to do searches without being logged in makes this harder to look up. I guess I'll have to make a burner at some point if Elon doesn't make them go back and fix it.)

 

[JayHarrison]

"You paid for Twitter" is not a valid counter-argument, Bob.

If Bobby indeed thinks a free Twitter account is a "rip off", he can abandon it at any time.

Twitter's admins should have done that on Bob's behalf years ago.

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Journoroach yells at truth: just another day ends in -y.

* Dons Bob's Mario hat * "He buys Twitter Blue ha ha ha!!!!"

Hey, Mr. Begnaud, I have a question for you: Do you have any proof these immigrants had valid paperwork? If not, then shaddap!

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"LOL you buy Twitter Blue ha ha ha!!!"

'Cept Liberals and Leftoids cry about it all the freakin' time.

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Bobby's gif: "Your wife divorced you."

Objection! Relevance?

Bobby, the only woman God assigned for you called you a creep.

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Better idea: Get these Ukrainians to pose with a life-size photo of Moviebob. If that doesn't prove didcation to Nazi policies, I don't know what does.

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Glenn Greenwald on Biden's journoscum cronies that he invited to dinner.

Gotta give credit for Greenwals for perfectly describing Moviebob, a so-called film critic with hardly any accomplishments (outside getting shitcanned twice by Escapist Magazine) and hardly any audience (compared to other vlog critics) who confidently--and rather aggressively--talks about others in perpetual condescention.

Also, there's no way Moviebob's going to open a park with blackjack and hookers. Nobody's going to trust Bob as a blackjack dealer, and there's no way any hookers are going to want to be anywhere within breathing distance of Bob.

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GOP pres candidate Vivek Ramaswamy wants to shut down the FBI and replace it with something built from scratch, because he found the present FBI the same as it was in J. Edgar Hoover's days.

After James Comey gave Führer Hillary nothing more than a tongue lashing for deleting 33,000 government E-mails, the FBI doomed itself into irrelevance.

Never treat any of Moviebob's opinions as if they're based in good faith. They never are; they never have been; they never will be.

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You can't surprise me any more; Affirmative Action is part and parcel in med schools.

Not only that, but Affirmative Actions is as racist as Moviebob.

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The Red Queen needs to consult you people on how to practice her Believer skills.

Once again, Moviebob sees the world as if Bob were a colonoscope.

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Only if Nancy Mace uses the men's bathroom, but we knew Law is not Big Al's strong suit.

Nor is law Moviebob's forte.

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An adult putting on make-up (or in drag) as a stage persona is different from children being indoctrinated to believe they are of the opposite sex.

Correct.

And Big Al, do you think that someone who plays a murderer on stage should condone murder in real life? I swear the biggest pandemic in our lifetime isn't covid, isn't even transsexualism: the biggest pandemic in our lifetime is the lost of the ability to distinguish between real life and make-belief.

An incurable strain with which Moviebob is infected.

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AI-generated video.

CGI already is associated with cheap crap, Bobby.
To be fair it looks glaringly fake when the characters are running or performing intricate movements. It is quite passable when the characters are standing still or "wafting" in air. To be extra fair however, poor renderings of moving bodies is not something that technology cannot overcome.

Nor can technology overcome Moviebob's cinematography.

It is easy to point out the shortcomings of such clips, but keep in mind that they are made on someone's homespun rig, not a multi-million dollar render farm. And can you imagine Bobby, who can't manage to greenscreen properly after 10+ years of experience, being able to find his way through rendering software?

Doing so requires a reading level above One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish.

AI-art is just like terrorism.

Once again, Moviebob advocates for its own extinction.

BTW don't you how love these people keep bringing up "creativity" as human creators' trump card, as if Holly-fucking-wood were known for being creative?

Or Moviebob, for that matter?

And allow me to bring this update full circle: isn't it curious that these people insist you pay for your entertainment, yet heap scorn on people who paid for Twitter? Perhaps they think only Elite Cultural Creatives need to eat, and network tech grunts don't?

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MMM

 

[AirdropShitposts]

What was Bob doing writing in Science magazine back in 1907?