Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

[Koby_Fish]

Nah mang you gotta keep it snappy. Brevity is the soul of wit, which is one more thing that shows Bob is pretty witless.

yeah, that's the problem. How do you make it short but also fully describe the idiocy of Bob in this context? Maybe "Missing Nesting Dolls Jokes"? Or "incomplete nesting dolls jokes"?

 

[AirdropShitposts]

This is bullshit. Bobby does not now, nor has he ever, properly understood the concept of Faith. Nor is it likely he'll ever grok it. The Bible does not advocate ignorance. Belief has nothing to do with how much knowledge - or lack thereof - that a person (or not-a-person, lol) has. "Not-A-Persons" who are "afraid" don't understand the Bible any more than Bob does.

Bob's describing himself again, he's expressed many times that his hatred of the Believers is his fear at what they'll do to him and all the other Thinkers if they aren't exterminated immediately. Belief = lack of knowledge = ignorance = BOB CHIPMAN. Bob's definitely in an elite class of projection among lolcows.

 

[King Dead]

Bob's describing himself again, he's expressed many times that his hatred of the Believers is his fear at what they'll do to him and all the other Thinkers if they aren't exterminated immediately. Belief = lack of knowledge = ignorance = BOB CHIPMAN. Bob's definitely in an elite class of projection among lolcows.

Bob's continued insistence in the Thinker/Believer divide is hilarious considering how much thought has gone into the interpretation and meaning of the doctrines and beliefs of pretty much every world religion. People have been debating about all manner of Christian teachings ever since the religion began, with this process exploding throughout the world with the Reformation. Martin Luther was practically the first debate bro when he nailed the 95 Theses to the Wittenburg church door, wanting the Catholic Church to address the issues he had found with church practices after much study and dedication.

Faith is not the enemy of progress, nor is belief tantamount to ignorance. Bob vehemently denies the existence of God despite having no proof for his nonexistence, and thus it can be said that he believes in a lack of a supreme being. By his own definition, Bob is untermensch. Let's also not forget about all the other things he believes with no evidence, like troons are actually women and Republicans are going to destroy him.

Belief requires thought, and nobody thinks without believing in something. After all, what is a hypothesis but merely what you believe is going to happen? There is no dichotomy here, it's merely two facets of the human existence. By declaring himself free of belief, Bob is basically calling himself nonhuman, which really explains a lot of his projection.

(On a side note, I was reading through a devotion the other day that discussed how having doubts with regards to your beliefs is not a bad thing. Doubt can lead you to reexamine your faith, seek out guidance to answer questions, study scripture and commentary, and eventually make your faith stronger. I thought that was an interesting take.)

 

[Koby_Fish]

Republicans are going to destroy him.

Bob's projecting. He wants to destroy Republicans, and he thinks Republicans are going to destroy him and everyone he loves. Hell, I bet he thinks Republican(s) ran over his brother's sister-in-law.

You know what would be so, so much worse? If Bob had a faint hope that Sara's sister would get with him, before that happened. But then she had to softblock him IRL... like hotdog abortion?

 

[Positron]

It's also yet another example of @Flexo's theory (you should really come up with a name for it at this point) of Bob's style of "humor." He thinks that the more layers it takes to understand a joke, the funnier it is for those who get it (gatekeeping much, Bobbo?)

Have fun with your names, but I'd appreciate it if one of you could take one or two of Bobby's "jokes" or witticisms and dissect it for us, peeling it off layer by layer, and speculate why Bobby would find it funny. I freely admit that I'm very bad at Bobese, and it doesn't help that he has a compulsion to bring up obscure, moldy pop culture and assumes everyone know what he refers to.



Russiagate.






Flat-Earthers are ridiculous, but Thinkers like Bobby are little better:



*Look at the Chipman Brothers*. Are you sure? (A&N)

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Believe women and uphold "women". Cancel Terry Gilliam. While we are on it, why not cancel Picasso and Lennon too?












Bobby and co. are mad that some people ask to play as the Conquistador and massacre the most sacred pee o'seas. In a video game.


I don't know who is Chris Ray Gun but he got some Black panties in a bunch. Bobby think Gun has some "growing" to do. Also Gam*r**te.

Because everyone knows Bobby feels good all the time.


See ya next year Frank.



And to cap it all off, please behold The Greatest Twitter Post Ever!

 

[WelperHelper99]

Earthers are ridiculous, but Thinkers like Bobby are little better:

Bob, that's a smelly man. The meme below is absolute perfection. We all know that the killer of Bud Light is a man in a dress, yet you defend him because of tribal politics refusing to see what's in front of you. What a Thinker

 

[Mola Ram]

Bobby and co. are mad that some people ask to play as the Conquistador and massacre the most sacred pee o'seas. In a video game.

Mr. Thinkers Vs. Believers stanning for the culture that practiced human sacrifice to keep the sun in the skies is Peak Bob.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Throwing my hat in the ring and calling Bob's piss poor humor as "Thinker's Folly". The working definition I have is

The belief that a joke or reference's quality is majorly influenced by the amount of convoluted or obfuscated steps needed to take to understand what the joke or reference is truly saying in an attempt to appear as intellectually superior when an explanation that only a thinker can give is needed to make heads or tails of it.

Thoughts?

 

[Flexo]

It is one of the reasons why I never liked the term "culture war", when it feels like a one sided beating to be honest. yeah, Critical Drinker and other anti-wokies have popular channels, but they don't even register as a blip in the main-stream radar.

Our man did get an interview with Russell Crowe and Dave Cullen got a preview of Picard S3 so... they are registering some blips.

How's this for a first crack: "nesting doll jokes." Gotta keep taking them apart to get to the next one, but once you're done they're all just hollow.

See? Told you you were better.

Using the russian word that would make them: "Matryoshka jokes."

Although using Shrek we might just call them "onion jokes" because they have layers. And since they come from Bob they smell bad.

yeah, that's the problem. How do you make it short but also fully describe the idiocy of Bob in this context? Maybe "Missing Nesting Dolls Jokes"? Or "incomplete nesting dolls jokes"?

"missing matryoshka"? "half onion"?

Have fun with your names, but I'd appreciate it if one of you could take one or two of Bobby's "jokes" or witticisms and dissect it for us, peeling it off layer by layer, and speculate why Bobby would find it funny. I freely admit that I'm very bad at Bobese, and it doesn't help that he has a compulsion to bring up obscure, moldy pop culture and assumes everyone know what he refers to.

I'd be happy to help you, but when I'm way behind I tend to just skim over your posts in order to catch back up on the thread. How about if you see a really bad tweet you need translation of you do something like, "can we our translation bot, @Flexo on this?" and then I'll know to stop and slow down?

EDIT:

Throwing my hat in the ring and calling Bob's piss poor humor as "Thinker's Folly". The working definition I have is



Thoughts?

Oh that's not bad either.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

It's easy to be number one when the more popular movies have already premiered.

How quickly "tech bros" are discarded when they no longer support the right ideas!

Faith is not the enemy of progress, nor is belief tantamount to ignorance. Bob vehemently denies the existence of God despite having no proof for his nonexistence, and thus it can be said that he believes in a lack of a supreme being. By his own definition, Bob is untermensch. Let's also not forget about all the other things he believes with no evidence, like troons are actually women and Republicans are going to destroy him.

Belief requires thought, and nobody thinks without believing in something. After all, what is a hypothesis but merely what you believe is going to happen? There is no dichotomy here, it's merely two facets of the human existence. By declaring himself free of belief, Bob is basically calling himself nonhuman, which really explains a lot of his projection.

(On a side note, I was reading through a devotion the other day that discussed how having doubts with regards to your beliefs is not a bad thing. Doubt can lead you to reexamine your faith, seek out guidance to answer questions, study scripture and commentary, and eventually make your faith stronger. I thought that was an interesting take.)

Robert would probably talk about how we're all just chemical reactions, right down to our thoughts being chemical reactions in our brains.

Yet, we must have faith that the chemicals in our brain are truthfully telling us they're chemicals. The Kiwi Farms are proof that your brain is not 100% reliable. We cover plenty of people here whose brain chemicals tell them all sorts of things that aren't true: that Kiwi Farms is protected by the Masonic Order, that the person in question is actually Jesus Christ, that they deserve a Superior Future. When your brain's chemicals become imbalanced, you can suffer hallucinations, seeing and believing things that aren't real (even though your brain chemicals tell you they're real). Consider the Mandela Effect; our memories can be altered by groupthink, which is pretty frightening to consider.

Ultimately, in my opinion, all knowledge is ultimately based on faith. It's simply a question of what you choose to have faith in.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Throwing my hat in the ring and calling Bob's piss poor humor as "Thinker's Folly". The working definition I have is Thoughts?

Considering how hard his jokes fall flat, it's pretty solid. When you act smarter than everyone and aren't funny, we'll, you end up with Bob humor.

 

[Flexo]

I don't know who is Chris Ray Gun but he got some Black panties in a bunch. Bobby think Gun has some "growing" to do. Also Gam*r**te.

So i think this is a tidbit of old lore - may have been before you joined the elite, Positron, but back WAY back in the day, Chris Ray Gun (who made a video mocking MovieBob's last game overthinker sketch) ended up dating Laci Green:

To give you an idea, here is her most popular youtube videos. Notice how far in the past these all are:


So it doesn't take a genius to see that CRG is VERY personal for Bob. He not only insulted Bob's magnum opus, but he also managed to snag exactly the kind of girl Bob was hoping for. An uber-leftist youtuber. (just like him!) In fact I'd be money he dreamed of Laci before he dreamed of Lindsey. But CRG is the one who got her. And got her redpilled. (maybe? I haven't kept up with the saga, who knows if CRG & LG are even still together)

However much he may hate to lose Ellis, at least she's still in the same tribe. Laci was made a believer, you know that's got to sting extra.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

And to cap it all off, please behold The Greatest Twitter Post Ever!

The most retarded version of X has always been political.

Cape-Shit sperging ahoy.

Spoiler

The X-men civil rights allegory doesn't exist in the early issues and only came later. It also breaks down because differences in melanin level isn't remotely the same as a class of human that can shoot lasers out of their fucking eyes.

Black Panther is effectively a Priest-King of his isolationist African nation. In the first run Chris Priest wrote of him, Wakanda was also tribalistic as fuck, with the people hating one of T'chaka's wives because she was from some other Non-Wakandan part of Africa. Black Panther being this afro-futurist bull shit only started around 2005, and it didn't reach the retarded zenith that its at now until even more recently. When Black Panther first showed up in Stan Lee's Fantastic Four, Wakanda was literally a dirt poor African village, stuck in the past. It was only starting to change with T'challa discovering Vibranium and all the assorted future tech it brought with it. The only way you can say it has something to say about civil rights is in a meta sense. In Priest's run, it arguably mocks the idea.

While I agree that Cap and the Rebels fought fascists, no one who isn't on HRT thinks that there is an actual fascist uprising in America. Also, both Cap and Star Wars (at least in the EU stuff) both went out of there way to show that no side was completely good and that even some of the villains weren't just complete psychotics who couldn't be brought around to the side of good.

The Punisher is a revenge fantasy where he kills the people that get away with their crimes, for the readers catharsis. Watching a human trafficker get yeeted out a bullet proof window from the top of a sky scraper is the appeal. Regarding the police and military using his logo, its because its a cool design. That's it. It's not that deep.

Deadpool is called queer all the time, yet to my knowledge has never had even a single relationship that wasn't with a woman. Also, his sexuality is the least relevant part of his character. People read Deadpool because their sense of humor is stuck back in the days of circa 2010 Reddit.

Star Trek, I actually never watched that much, but I'm going to bet that some of this is either an oversimplification or outright lie. Like I seriously doubt that they got away with a pro-choice message in the 60's.

If you think Superman and Supergirl make a good immigrant allegory, than bad news, because the writers made the retarded choice to subvert it. Adding more villainous aliens like Zod, Braniac, Darkseid, and about a million others, that would very much imply that if you let in those pesky foreigners they'll kill as many of us as they can. Oops.

Also, watch how easy it is to flip:

Superman is the perfect demonstration that conservative, small-town, family values will enable a man to become a near messianic hero, loved by almost the entire population of planet Earth, and in one silver age story, was personally commended by the Abrahamic, Capital G, God.

Batman is the story of a millionaire who circumvents the government's authority and uses his wealth to do more for his city and the common man than any law or social program ever could.

Captain America shows that despite coming from an immigrant family, Steve Rogers was able to become a patriotic symbol for his nation and elevate its ideals, becoming its most beloved hero in the process. Showcasing that even when the odds were stacked against you, the American Dream was possible.

Magneto shows that even those who have been victimized in the past can become just as wicked as those that had persecuted them.

In the DC comic mini DC Universe: Decisions, the Green Arrow (liberal) calls his friend and teammate Hal Jordan (conservative) a fascist and attacks him over a political disagreement, like a fucking child. That comic actually revealed basically every major DC character's political affiliations, beside Superman. And spoiler alert to the horror of retards like this, the vaguely republican side actually wound up with more major heroes endorsing them, including two green lanterns, Lois Lane, and Wonder Woman.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Star Trek, I actually never watched that much, but I'm going to bet that some of this is either an oversimplification or outright lie. Like I seriously doubt that they got away with a pro-choice message in the 60's.

The 60's, TOS? Fuck no. Most we got was a interracial kiss lol. Later series broached the subject, but it was surprisingly pro life all things considered.

 

[Flexo]

The most retarded version of X has always been political.

Cape-Shit sperging ahoy.

The other issue is just how dumb politics start getting as soon as you involve cape-shit. (and I say this as someone who eats that shit up)

I mean literally how does something like Russia invading Ukraine even start to make sense when you have things like Darkseid trying to invade or destroy the Earth every week? Humans tend to unite and overlook differences when there's larger threats (I think it's an arab saying: "me against my brother. my brother and me against our cousin. my brother, cousin and me against our neighbor. my neighbors and me against... etc"). So how would we even have much in the way of large conflict and battles on earth once we know there's an entire universe out there ready to eat/enslave all humans? (Sure you'd still have individual assholes here and there but how would even prejudice work? This is my big issue with the MCU and it trying to do mutants. Like how does prejudice even make sense against other humans when you had a MOTHERFUCKING ALIEN literally wipe out HALF of humanity? "Sure that Thanos guy killed a bunch of my loved ones - but you're a nigger/kike/chink/honkey/faggot who's done nothing and that's worse." <-- see how dumb and unbelievable that sounds?)

What would the trans movement even be like in a world with magic? If a kid can become a man with a word, a woman could surely become a man just as easily. The simple fact is that if we took the comic book worlds ACTUALLY serious, the resulting earth would be so different from our own as to be functionally like an alien world.

This is what these idiots don't get. If you have political messaging in these stories, you got to keep it kind of broad and vague. Because the moment you start getting into too many details and specifics, you get the audience to think about all the other oddities in the story and collapse the suspension of disbelief.

For another example, my buddy once shared with me this clip from a podcast (which I saved and now share with you) talking about how crazy it would be to try and prosecute law in a comic book world. (punchline: "No wonder they can't keep the Joker in jail.") And yes, things like our law system assuming "innocent until proven guilty" only works because certain things don't exist in our world like perfect mind control, shapeshifters, or clones. The second that stuff would start arising, our entire system would collapse and have to be reworked.

TL;DR - shut up about politics or you end up blowing the whole thing up!

 

[OutInTheRain]

The 60's, TOS? Fuck no. Most we got was a interracial kiss lol. Later series broached the subject, but it was surprisingly pro life all things considered.

I've watched quite a bit of TOS over the years, and the really political episodes, of which there was maybe 3 or 4 that I can recall off the top of my head. Were all really bad, the one where they find the constitution on some primitive planet...awful...the half black, half white aliens, hamfisted and boring. Star Trek was an adventure series, first and foremeost. It could get philosophical at times, but Roddenberry didn't start going nuts until the 80's, and as sad as it is to say, him dying saved the franchise.

 

[WelperHelper99]

I've watched quite a bit of TOS over the years, and the really political episodes, of which there was maybe 3 or 4 that I can recall off the top of my head. Were all really bad, the one where they find the constitution on some primitive planet...awful...the half black, half white aliens, hamfisted and boring. Star Trek was an adventure series, first and foremeost. It could get philosophical at times, but Roddenberry didn't start going nuts until the 80's, and as sad as it is to say, him dying saved the franchise.

Ok the constitution episode was goofy as shit, you can't deny me that. But I do agree, him dying was for the best, and one of the few times that pushing the creator out of their project was actually for the better, since actual fans who grew up with the OG show were now writing for it

 

[Koby_Fish]

Careful Bobby. You have just UnPersoned a PeeOhCee.

Believe women and uphold "women". Cancel Terry Gilliam. While we are on it, why not cancel Picasso and Lennon too?

From what Bob's saying, he's just describing Cluster B Clusterfucks/Narcissists when going on about GIlliam. Which, yeah, I believe Hollywood is rife with narcissists. Particularly the alcoholics. Bob doesn't realize that "difficult" is code for "Narcissist/Cluster B Clusterfuck".

I bet other people find Bob to be "difficult".

I don't know who is Chris Ray Gun but he got some Black panties in a bunch. Bobby think Gun has some "growing" to do. Also Gam*r**te.

Chris Ray Gun (his youtube name is a pun on "Reagan") and other Youtubers like him have been sparring with far left lunatic youtuber Francesca Ramsey since the early 2010's. I believe he said he's Puerto Rican, but I could be confusing him with Actual Justice Warrior, or maybe they both are Puerto Rican. He grew up as a Democrat until he was "Redpilled" about stuff on the far left. The fact that Bob is entertaining the idiocy of Francesca Ramsey isn't surprising; I'm just surprised she hasn't soft-blocked Bob already.

It's funny how people like Bob rarely provide the "receipts"/dm's over alleged goobergate harassment. Or Francesca, for that matter.

Although using Shrek we might just call them "onion jokes" because they have layers. And since they come from Bob they smell bad.

I'll do ya one better. Glass Onion Jokes.
I'd have called it a "Missing Stair Joke" but "Missing Stair" is already a thing for a completely different topic which explains how a family can be conditioned to certain behaviors around a toxic/narcissistic family member. The stair in that example isn't exactly missing, but if you step on it, it will creak, therefore you "miss" it which means you don't step on it.

Maybe "Broken Stair Joke"? I think that works best, because Bob's understanding is broken so he leaps across a busted stair to the next one and still thinks it's funny.

Robert would probably talk about how we're all just chemical reactions, right down to our thoughts being chemical reactions in our brains.

Bob thinks believes Science is infallible. Chemicals have certain predictable reactions, therefore logic.
Which isn't logic at all, but this is the Kwisatz Tarderach we're talking about here.

The only thing I ever saw in star trek that even dealt with "choice" at least as far as pro-choice, was the TNG season 2 episode "The Child" where Counsellor Troi is immaculately concepted with an alien that becomes human/betazoid inside of her and grows at an astounding rate. The conversation in the observation lounge after Troi made it known, consisted of Worf thinking an abortion would be a good idea because who knows if this thing is a threat to the ship, Data isn't exactly fond of the idea and suggests leaving it be so they can study it, Worf counters they can carry out lab analysis on a deceased fetus, and Counsellor Troi says, "Do what you must to protect the safety of the ship, but know this: I'm HAVING this baby." Then Picard says, "Then I would say the discussion is over." Which is hilarious to me because a lot of pro "choice" activists aren't actually for a duality of choices - they want a woman to have an abortion at every possible time so that the most abortions possible take place, and denigrate women for making the opposite choice, and this episode was actually pretty pro-life, all things considered.

But the most hilarious part of that episode to me is Data saying that a certain kind of radiation that is emitted by the Child, is also emitted by "certain Cyanoacrylates". So he was saying Krazy Glue emitted this radiation, lol. Gotta love Technobabble.

People who insist X-men was "always" about civil rights, are probably going by the 90's cartoon. Which really was quite hamfisted about it at times, BUT, it didn't make the kind of real world equivalencies blatant like they do now. It was allegorical, but with the particular human anti-mutant villains using the language of bigots who don't like blacks/gays/what have you, against Mutants.

 

[Flexo]

The only thing I ever saw in star trek that even dealt with "choice" at least as far as pro-choice, was the TNG season 2 episode "The Child" where Counsellor Troi is immaculately concepted with an alien that becomes human/betazoid inside of her and grows at an astounding rate.

Well.... (and I understand why you don't remember it - though the Irish babe was megahot) there is also the episode where Riker and Dr. Polaski had their DNA stolen to make clones.

Which are then gunned down.

I can't time stamp it but it's within the first 2 minutes of part 2 here:

https://sfdebris.com/videos/startrek/t144.php

 

[Mola Ram]

People who insist X-men was "always" about civil rights, are probably going by the 90's cartoon.

Oh, it goes back further than that. God Loves, Man Kills (which is a legitimate classic notwithstanding) explicitly had Kitty Pryde comparing "mutie" to "nigger" ... to a black lady, no less. The whole "Magneto is Malcolm X to Professor X's MLK" took pretty firm shape in the 90s run. The 90s run also featured an AIDS analog in the form of the Legacy Virus, which was about as subtle as a brick to the face.

None of this is meant to absolve modern comics. It just demonstrates how exponentially worse Marvel has gotten compared to how clumsy they were even in their salad days.