Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

[Koby_Fish]

Horny on main, again.

Completely wrong. That is NOT a "Mario stomp". That is an M. Bison Stomp.

Bob only cares about this particular case of human rights abuses because of the giant fake tits. Quit being horny on main.

One can only wonder what Bob thinks that stanning bolt-on tits will accomplish. Does he think because he could beard for a lesbican stockbroker (allegedly) that Bolt-on Tits would touch his peepee? Or he hopes for vicarious satisfaction wherein some feminist whamen see his virtue-signalling about Bolt-on Tits and thus they would then be so impressed that they'd touch his peepee? Either way it's delusional, since The Universe sure as hell ain't going to reward him with booty and a peepee touch, and neither will Sky Daddy .

How could school choice destroy public schools and leave "mostly religious schools (paid for by the government)"?

How is this theory anything other than an admission that to these people the purpose of public schools is to allow an elite to forcibly educate people's children without their consent and at the cost of the parents?

It's all bullshit concocted by communist teachers/unions who have a vested interest in making sure Johnny and Jose and Jamal (ESPECIALLY Jamal, the racist fucks) can't read. 1920s "educator"/communist John Dewey proposed "dumbing down" education to make kids eat up socialism with a spoon.

You'll notice, however, that none of these fuckers in government that go along with this nonsense send their own kids to public schools. Most of them send them to tony upscale crunchy-hippie woke private schools like Sidwell Friends.

Protip, my kiwi bros: when it comes to school board elections, NEVER, NEVER EVER vote for anyone whose tagline is "I support Public Schools".

The Batman is shorter than Endgame, 20 minutes longer than Eternals and 15 minutes longer than Black Panther 2.

I'm guessing Bob was so traumatized by The Batman that he had to take a week off "work" (LOL?) to recover.

I've been in overdraft a few times, but that's what happens when you let your insane girlfriend have access to your bank accounts. Why are the pretty ones always insane?

My son, do not ever stick your dick in crazy. - A wiser man than that WINT fucker Bob keeps quoting that says, 'The Wise Man bowed his head solemnly and said, "There is ZERO difference between good things and bad things, you idiot, you fucking moron".'

Come on, that book where he skips his grandma's funeral to play Mario 3 is on my mind to this day.

He was actually off purchasing an air conditioner according to Brick by Brick, but yeah. I guess Grandma Chipman picked a very inconvenient time period to die in.

Naomi who? This is fucking embarrassing.

he means Bolt-on Tits.

Why do Thinkers always Think in terms of conspiracies (if they are not Thinking about pop culture)?

Bob's projecting. The Left has their own looney tunes conspiracy theories like "Drumpf was elected by Russia" and "The GOP wants to put the bleks back in chains".

A woman in UK has received a uterus transplant from her sister who already has two children. You know what Bobby is thinking.

OK, so, call me when the woman with the uterus transplant actually uses it to have a baby, Bob. Shit will get REAL interesting if it doesn't work properly, and even more so in a hypothetical troon with a womb transplant.

I don't have the theological sophistication of Bobby, who after all has been given seminary-level instructions, so my only question is "Was this staged?"

The water isn't "Magic", Bob. It's a RITUAL. That means it's at least partially symbolic. It's not the water that does the thing. It's God that does the thing. You do the ritual so God will do the thing.

Tell me you don't know/understand what a Means of Grace is, without telling me you don't know/understand what a Means of Grace is, Bob.

That being said, that's a very inventive way of baptizing during covid, IF that's real and not staged.

This piles of essays are about Star Wars TV.

The citizens of this forum have long known that Bobby's reading comprehension is garbage. For he is the Kwisatz Tarderach, Lard of Lynn, Bob the Blue Curtain Builder, Masshole Mussolini, Pol Potbelly, the crayon-eating, paste-consooming blue curtain analyst.

tldr: pay your damn loans, kids.

"Bob, tell me you don't understand how banks work, without telling me you don't understand how banks work."

I don't know if that's real or fake. All I do know is that I joked about doing something similar with my pastor during the coof when we had a baptism coming up. He didn't go for it because it was insane, but we had a good laugh about it.

yeah I don't think too many Lutheran pastors would approve of baptism-by-SuperSoaker either. It'll be hilarious when I tell mine.

Something we agree with Bobby. India getting a lander on the moon is pretty neat. Though we all know you just think it's the next step to Star Trek with replicators to make you infinity booze and McDonalds. Hopefully it informs their nuclear missile program as to better hit the red menace

In before some tards claim India faked their moon landing too, in the exact same spot the US (allegedly) did


(I actually started this post yesterday but somewhere in the middle the site crashed/DDOS'ed so I had to pick up where I left off. Thank Skydaddy for Autosave.)

 

[Flexo]

One can only wonder what Bob thinks that stanning bolt-on tits will accomplish. Does he think because he could beard for a lesbican stockbroker (allegedly) that Bolt-on Tits would touch his peepee? Or he hopes for vicarious satisfaction wherein some feminist whamen see his virtue-signalling about Bolt-on Tits and thus they would then be so impressed that they'd touch his peepee? Either way it's delusional, since The Universe sure as hell ain't going to reward him with booty and a peepee touch, and neither will Sky Daddy .

Nah see, one day the commies are going to go too far and the fair lady will need to flee her tyranical country or else face imprisonment (or death). But how? Where will she flee to?

Enter the good-boy Bob who will swoop in with tickets and a ready citizenship to the United States, all she has to do is say yes to a marriage.

Then who will have the last laugh?

 

[Koby_Fish]

Nah see, one day the commies are going to go too far and the fair lady will need to flee her tyranical country or else face imprisonment (or death). But how? Where will she flee to?

Enter the good-boy Bob who will swoop in with tickets and a ready citizenship to the United States, all she has to do is say yes to a marriage.

Then who will have the last laugh?

and then imagines a threesome with Bolt-on Tits' girlfriend, all he needs is a copy of Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret . After all, it worked once before, right?

 

[IDanceonTrannyGraves]

Nah see, one day the commies are going to go too far and the fair lady will need to flee her tyranical country or else face imprisonment (or death). But how? Where will she flee to?

Enter the good-boy Bob who will swoop in with tickets and a ready citizenship to the United States, all she has to do is say yes to a marriage.

Then who will have the last laugh?

Bolt-On Tits is quite happy to cheer for the CCP and block anyone who criticises them.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Consoom.

Bob, you admitted your first console was the NES in the book, stop pretending you care about this shit beyond hoping it earns you nerd cred.

Bob doesn't just want superhero movies to be goofy and silly, Bob wants everything to be goofy and silly. Well, except for Mario, which he wants to be grimdark.
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Translation from Bobese: "I don't like Ashoka! I wanted something goofy and silly for kids! With lots of lesbian sex scenes! You disappoint me, Disney!"

Shh, Bob, shh. It's ok. It's just a TV show on Disney+. No need to sperg out.

Of course there's a need to sperg out. He's Bob, it's his default.

This actually reminds me of when the Punisher show first started and he was confused as to why it wasn't the Punisher killing thirteen evil dudes, one an episode, despite the other Marvel Netflix shows being overarching stories. He really does completely forget about these shows after he's consoomed them.

 

[Positron]

There is never a moral justification for Hollywood's existence either, and don't tell me the "human" writers, artists and actors had one soul between them.

WGA's toddler fit shows no sign of abating.









What if a non tranny is very passionate about telling a story about a tranny? I thought SJWs forbid someone telling another person's story because mah representation?


Call Amnesty International.

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I am mercifully unware that Star War Girlbosses has started. You'd imagine the show is perfect for Bobby, but he finds a fly in the ointment.

"Why so serious? I'm here for the toys -- I mean action figures that I'd lovingly arrange in a sissoring posture!"

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SHUT UP! There can NEVER be a genre burnt-out! You are not a person and your life doesn't matter!!

Oshima Yukari, a fixture of Hong Kong 80s kung-fu flicks.

Youtube link to trailer of Legendary Amazons


What Bobby posted is the trailer of Guns: An Andy Sideris Film.







BioWare did some pest control, sending cockroaches on Twitter asking for jobs.

I thought Twitter doesn't matter?

Prostitute says trans rights. Aparently transsexuals can paralyze normal people by their sheer beauty.

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Now that Vivek's got Musk's attention, The Right Side of History revved up their vilification of Vivek.



If DeSantis were a woman, would these people dare tell her how she should smile?

This is because public school teachers are more frequently groomers than the much-maligned Catholic priests.

InfraHaz doesn't like child traffickers. Bobby and Johnny Meade don't like InfraHaz.



No one says "fuck the fire department" because the fire department isn't in the business of stopping criminals.

 

[Lou's Sentient Backfat]

There is never a moral justification for Hollywood's existence either, and don't tell me the "human" writers, artists and actors had one soul between them.

Weren't these the same shit heads that were crowing for the loss of factory jobs to automation? All I can say to these worthless fucks is "learn to code".

 

[WelperHelper99]

No one says "fuck the fire department" because the fire department isn't in the business of stopping criminals

No one says fuck the fire department because they don't arrest white trash and niggers.

mercifully unware that Star War Girlbosses has started. You'd imagine the show is perfect for Bobby, but he finds a fly in the ointment.

"Why so serious? I'm here for the toys -- I mean action figures that I'd lovingly arrange in a sissoring posture!"

Bob complaining about a star wars show. Never thought I'd see the day. Apparently it's too serious. Now I haven't seen it, but apparently it's dealing with asoka and Anikan post clone wars. That story wise, has some gravity to it. Bob, I think you're becoming a boomer. Especially since you want a edgy movie adaption of Mario.

This is because public school teachers are more frequently groomers than the much-maligned Catholic priests

It's always funny how they re so hung up on catholics, but the moment you touch their unions, they call you a ghoul. Bob I think you're some type of religious if you believe in ghosts. The religion of Woke.

Weren't these the same shit heads that were crowing for the loss of factory jobs to automation? All I can say to these worthless fucks is "learn to code".

Yes they were. They shipped them to China and Mexico. Made them fat and rich. Left us out to dry. I feel no sympathy for Hollywood getting automated. Us welders had to adapt, and we fucking succeeded. Adapt or die.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

This is because public school teachers are more frequently groomers than the much-maligned Catholic priests.

It's because, despite literal billions of dollars being shoveled at them every year, public school test scores get worse every year. It's gotten so bad that parents, when given a choice, choose not to send their kids to schools that'll teach them math is racist.

What if a non tranny is very passionate about telling a story about a tranny? I thought SJWs forbid someone telling another person's story because mah representation?

I want to tell a horror story about a tranny who makes a deal with the devil: ritually sacrificing women so Satan will transform them into a woman. I also want to have a lesbian cop race against time to stop the tranny. Something tells me Hollywood won't let me.

 

[WelperHelper99]

because, despite literal billions of dollars being shoveled at them every year, public school test scores get worse every year. It's gotten so bad that parents, when given a choice, choose not to send their kids to schools that'll teach them math is racist.

Nevermind the woke shit, grades are down across the board. Tests that lead to the invention of such things as the transistor are becoming optional. Discipline is practically non existant- cant suspend or expell anymore. Literacy rates have plummeted because they have failed to teach phonics, like what happened to my Nephews until they moved to Utah. Why the fuck would I, a "ghoul" apparently, support a teachers union?

 

[Lou's Sentient Backfat]

Why the fuck would I, a "ghoul" apparently, support a teachers union?

Because you are just supposed to clap like a seal and burble "unions gud" like the moron they think you are.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Public workers shouldn't have a union and the teacher's union shuffles around pedophiles and yet the Catholic Church is bad. Also, why are they bashing on a minority religion in the States?

Weren't these the same shit heads that were crowing for the loss of factory jobs to automation? All I can say to these worthless fucks is "learn to code".

Yes, and factory jobs are needed, unlike actors.

 

[Mr Processor]

"Why so serious? I'm here for the toys -- I mean action figures that I'd lovingly arrange in a sissoring posture!"

Bob, in general, gives the worst possible advice for shows, and that's true whether a studio is trying to achieve an artistic vision or trying to achieve commercial success. As a critic he is a philistine, and as a person giving marketing advice he is a drooling incompetent. If you want to see Bob trying to complete an artistic vision, well, I will point you towards The Game Overthinker episodes:

If you want to see him trying to be a commercial success, such that he can offer advice to multi-billion dollar companies like Disney, see his output from when he was at the Escapist like The Big Picture.

Also, Bob's seething contempt for Star Wars tells me he's the last person who should be in charge of it, but also makes me a bit shocked Kathleen Kennedy never hired him to be a show runner or a director. In a better timeline, he would have been brought aboard to direct The Rise of Skywalker. Ah, how sad!

Bob complaining about a star wars show. Never thought I'd see the day. Apparently it's too serious. Now I haven't seen it, but apparently it's dealing with asoka and Anikan post clone wars. That story wise, has some gravity to it. Bob, I think you're becoming a boomer. Especially since you want a edgy movie adaption of Mario.

Bob may love Disney, but it's pretty clear he's starting to see Star Wars as something contemptible Believers enjoy.

Star Wars fans are HILARIOUSLY serious about the rules of what the magic space-yoga crystal powered swords made of light can and can't do in terms of battle damage, but only as it applies to women for some reason.

"It wouldn't logically do that t-..." "IT" is a flashlight with rotoscope-optical FX-woo coming out of it, STFU

-- The Moviebob

Good, Bob, gooood. I can feel your hatred. Let the hate flow through you.

Bob's solution to the girl boss shrugging off getting run through with a light saber? "It's just special effects, loser."

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

WGA's toddler fit shows no sign of abating.

I am fully convinced that this move from the AMPTP is to publicly mock the writers. They dropped their full terms online something like 20 minutes after their negotiations ended and conceded to almost nothing. For all of Dave's bluster about them breaking the law, based only on what the one person in the article he clipped said, no one has moved to go after them for allegedly breaking the law and I'm pretty sure no one will. Get fucked, Hollywood.

 

[johnny dollars]

MagicMush made a MovieBob video. What do you guys think? I thought it was okay.

It's pretty obvious he reads Kiwi Farms even though he sort of disavowed the website in his Shmorky video.

MagicMush, if you're reading this, and I know you are, make the Andrew Dobson video. He probably has a more interesting story than Blob

 

[Positron]

I am fully convinced that this move from the AMPTP is to publicly mock the writers

This is a very good move. Whenever the studio bosses are bored, they can summon the street monkeys to monkey-dance for them. Hopefully they'll learn how to entertain.

The Good Bob of The Rat turns out to be against WGA.

Given Bobby's dictum "You can't cure stupid", does it mean The Rat will need to look for another head henchperson?


Good to see the studios have no intention to budge. Those parasites should learn to grow vegetables.

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Nerdotic runs a comic-book store, Bobby. He has a stake in the industry in a way you don't. You can ignore a failed franchise and dismiss people for "pretending to care", but he cannot ignore someone that might hurt his bottom-line.

Dune hate





I understand the convenience of streaming but if you are indeed serious about classic films you should always track down a physical copy.


It is that bullshit in which two japs snort a cocaine line a mile long. Bobby has posted it before.

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Safeguarding border is "foreign policy", well I guess it does involve negotiation with another country.




Tony Reed.


Colin Montgomerie



Lying is fairly typical of Big Al. As his lying is condoned by Harvard University, perhaps lying is a culture in that esteemed establishment.

Lesser Brother updates his Facebook profile pic. Pixelation mine.


And back in July Bobby reposts someone's Facebook profile pic.

 

[Koby_Fish]

It's always funny how they re so hung up on catholics, but the moment you touch their unions, they call you a ghoul. Bob I think you're some type of religious if you believe in ghosts. The religion of Woke.

Well to be entirely fair to Bob, he probably means the AD&D version of Ghouls, which are undead creatures kinda like Zombies, rather than "evil spirits". Either form of Ghoul are the exact opposite of vegan. But still, yeah, you'd have to believe in some sort of supernatural thing to think that zombies or ghouls are a thing or an apt comparison to IRL MAGA CHUDs (CHUDs being a reference to Bud the CHUD, a zombie in a comedy-horror series of movies).

So basically he thinks the Wasteland Barrow Wight Trash (wights are another form of undead supernatural manifestation/evil spirit) MAGAts are evil mindless devourers who lay waste to all they touch, hence their dwelling in Wastelands Where Nobody Lives (because Not-A-Person, of course!), because they caused the wastelands to be wastelands somehow.

This is Bob's religion now. Now if only he could find a way for the Wastelands to be Denied Oxygen while the Enlightened Coastlines retain all the oxygen.

Nevermind the woke shit, grades are down across the board. Tests that lead to the invention of such things as the transistor are becoming optional. Discipline is practically non existant- cant suspend or expell anymore. Literacy rates have plummeted because they have failed to teach phonics, like what happened to my Nephews until they moved to Utah. Why the fuck would I, a "ghoul" apparently, support a teachers union?

But Thou Must, for to do otherwise makes you on the Wrong Side of History, Friendo! - Bob, probably. Because Bob probably thinks Teachers are there to expunge the bigotry in the little darlings, at least in the white kids.

Bob's solution to the girl boss shrugging off getting run through with a light saber? "It's just special effects, loser."

yeah, that's the other side of the coin to his "Canon doesn't matter, Batman doesn't reals, Superman doesn't reals, none of this matters because writers can make up any old shit so let them."

MagicMush made a MovieBob video. What do you guys think? I thought it was okay.

It's pretty obvious he reads Kiwi Farms even though he sort of disavowed the website in his Shmorky video.

MagicMush, if you're reading this, and I know you are, make the Andrew Dobson video. He probably has a more interesting story than Blob

yeah the video was fine. Funny that Bob is such an obvious hypocrite whereas he dogmatically states that MARIO IS FROM BROOKLYN, but Superman doesn't reals so it doesn't matter what Superman does or how he does it.

Nerdotic runs a comic-book store, Bobby. He has a stake in the industry in a way you don't. You can ignore a failed franchise and dismiss people for "pretending to care", but he cannot ignore someone that might hurt his bottom-line.

The fact that Safespace and Snowflake aren't a thing isn't the pwn you think it is, Bob.
Of course Bob will deny that potential-audience backlash lead to its never seeing the light of day in an actual comic series. That's how he copes.

Lesser Brother updates his Facebook profile pic. Pixelation mine.

Isn't it ironic that a bunch of rando strangers on the internet on a forum laughing at autists cares more about the privacy of Lesser Bro's kids than either Lesser Bro, Lesser Bro's wife, or Bob does?

 

[The Fatriarchy]

(CHUDs being a reference to Bud the CHUD, a zombie in a comedy-horror series of movies).

Where are you getting this? Bud the CHUD is a character in the sequel to the original CHUD movie. You know, the actual reference for CHUD.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Where are you getting this? Bud the CHUD is a character in the sequel to the original CHUD movie. You know, the actual reference for CHUD.

yeah I mixed this around a bit because it was easier, and I wouldn't put it past Bob The Baron Chipman Harkonnen to be thinking of Bud the CHUD in specific over the original CHUD. Sry for the confusion.

 

[Positron]

Isn't it ironic that a bunch of rando strangers on the internet on a forum laughing at autists cares more about the privacy of Lesser Bro's kids than either Lesser Bro, Lesser Bro's wife, or Bob does?

Liberals treat their children as their property or, worse, their mouthpiece -- and they accuse conservatives of so doing.

You see liberals forbid Grandma from giving Little Jimmy a hug, because "consent matters" and "My body my choice", but they never ask the children's permission posting their pictures for everyone to see. It almost seems the "consent" thing is their own obsession, rather than something out of the consideration of the child. Same goes for trooning out. Do they really worry that the child will commit suicide if they are forced to endure "the wrong puberty"? Some might, but I can't believe the majority of them do -- it is more likely that they themselves would feel like death if they didn't get their own way!