Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

03Dec#22
Bobby thinks media people aren't real people -- and who can gainsay that?
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Bob is in media, eh? Why because he has a Youtube channel with very few views? By that logic I'm in media since I uploads videos of myself playing games on Youtube to share with my friends. (And I consider myself a step above Bob because I have, you know, friends.)
Some furry troon - "FALLOUT WAS ALREADY WOKE"
Fallout -
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I really don't care if they heap Fallout's corpse onto the consooming pile. The last good thing that happened to the series was New Vegas and that was 2010. I own that and the first 2 on multiple platforms and can go back to them at any point. I am not concerned about them making a nuclear powered Dragonborn nor am I concerned about them calling me sexist because I don't keep something that I don't want to afloat.
Even though Fallout: NV did have gay characters as part of an agenda, but is it really woke if you can sell them to cannibals to solve a quest? To me, that's one of the main reasons I consider stuff like Fallout: NV and Bioshock Infnite to be "not quite woke." (Aside: Do you think I sold one of my companions to cannibals to complete a quest? Perish the thought!)

I expect the Fallout TV show will be disappointing to the people who bother to watch it. I expect something similar to that Westworld series from a few years back, just not as good.
"The politics of Final Wars are actually really deep and subtle so you might have missed it if you don't have a high enough IQ. You see first and foremost Japan hates America, well I mean they hate this one American film, well it's kind of American because of the American actors and studio but it was directed by a German who makes disaster movie blockbusters, well this was kind of a disaster movie but it was really a deconstruction of the kaiju genre, well it was kind of a deconstruction of kaiju genre but when someone deconstructs a a movie or genre like Glass Onion or the Star Wars it's actually a GOOD thing but nobody liked the American Godzilla so it's not real deconstruction kinda. So...you can start there, for one, you media illiterate fucking invertebrate."
~Guy who also thinks Lord Farkwad was a political message in Shrek
Bob really doesn't understand Japan at all.
 
Bob doesn't actually care about verisimilitude in movies
That's why Bobby is a Thinker and you aren't.
04Dec#01
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What is a "senseda"?

04Dec#02
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04Dec#03
"NEVER bet against the fighter with a reason to fight", and this is Bobby's reason:
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04Dec#04
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04Dec#05
When uncultured right wing chuds like the same thing Bobby likes, they are just following the algo.
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04Dec#06
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What seems to be so surprising? Jews sacrifice children to their heathen idols, a tale as old as the Bible.

04Dec#07
MCU "primarily comprised of 'mostly above-average B+ to A- movies.'"
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04Dec#08
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04Dec#09
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04Dec#10
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04Dec#11
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04Dec#12
The SnyderCut crowd are just as annoying as Bobby; indeed Bobby is so annoyed that he wants them all locked up.
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If I didn't know better I'd have thought NostalgiaCast is talking about transsexuals -- or Bobby.


04Dec#13
MatPat loves that Stupendium music video.
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That man is fucking gross.

Donkey Kong Guy made a video, which even got reported on the frontpage of KF.
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04Dec#14
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04Dec#15
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04Dec#16
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04Dec#17
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Says the man who stole Nick Parrott's schtick.

04Dec#18
As when every Breadtube drama happens, Bobby's paramour rises to the occasion, spewing bullshit as usual.
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Says Mr. Everyone-Else-Is-Either-A-Hero-Or-A-Villain.


04Dec#19
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I'm proud to be anti-LGBT with the very core of my being. I don't know about you.

04Dec#20
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That troon poses a threat to other children in the area, while the girl and her father don't. The name of the troon -- Aaron Lester, who trooned out for less than a year and is the son of Californian musician John Lester and "social justice activist" Lisa Phelan -- is a matter of public interest and it is completely in accord with journalistic ethics to report it. Article.

04Dec#21
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04Dec#22
A lot of Bobby's peers did not survive whatever followed Bush v Gore.
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Sad news, friends. After three years of a steady drop, it seems like the Bob's Patreon has reached its plateau. Over the past few months he's hovered around the $2550 mark and hasn't had any steep drops like he did before. Which is a shame because I was hoping he was going to get near $2400 by this point. Though last month he didn't crawl back to $2560 one day like he did the other two months so maybe I can have some of my faith in humanity restored.

Let's see, roughly $2500 a month, times twelve, divided by 52, divided by 40, equals $14.12 an hour. Plus whatever he's making off of YT and MatPat. The minimum wage of Mass. is $15 an hour. But, Bob gets heavier taxes as a self-employed individual, so he probably would make more money flipping burgers if he did the math. But this is Bob, and by his own admission, he sucks at math.

Also, we know his mother's never heard of Graphtreon because if I saw those numbers dropping I'd tell my son to get his shit together now.

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This gives me some solace that either (A) people are finding better ways of spending their money or (B) they stopped funding Moviebob after discovering Bob's a deranged sociopth who's long overdue for some time in padded cell while wearing a straitjacket.



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Damned if I know.



When uncultured right wing chuds like the same thing Bobby likes, they are just following the algo.
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One: Moviebob is missing the point regarding DDayCobra's post. One can enjoy watching college football and not investing any interest in any specific team; one can simply enjoy watching college football because it's fun to watch (I say this because I do find gridiron football fun to watch).

Two: The game in which deciding what Moviebob likes is much easier because the answers are all out in the open: Eugenics/abortion support; sucking up to Democrats; genuflacting before Mickey Mouse; slobbering over James Gunn's footwear; harrassing other X-Twitter users; genociding the nearly 63,000,000 U.S. citizens guilty of Wrongvote; et. al...



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What seems to be so surprising? Jews sacrifice children to their heathen idols, a tale as old as the Bible.
Yep.




Hey, uh, Bob? I think the reason there aren't any major outlets looking to hire you is because... well... you've got a demeanor eerily similar to a specific German chancellor who reigned between 1938 and 1945. You know: The one whose mustache was no wider than his nose...



Well, sunlight is regarded as the best disinfectant. Maybe Moviebob should step out into it once in a while.



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Says the man who stole Nick Parrott's schtick.
Retweeted by the critic who borderline plagiarized Andy Ng's byline for The Marvels.



As when every Breadtube drama happens, Bobby's paramour rises to the occasion, spewing bullshit as usual.
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Mark down "Self-Descriptive Comment" on your Moviebob Bingo cards.

Says Mr. Everyone-Else-Is-Either-A-Hero-Or-A-Villain.
You either die a good person or you live long enough to devolve into a Moviebob.



As decreed by Believerbob.

I'm proud to be anti-LGBT with the very core of my being. I don't know about you.
Eh, I'm indifferent to the LGBTQRSTUV crowd so long as they're not shoving their sexuality into my face.



So... violent behavior against high-school girls is acceptable so long as the assailant is a trans-female. Is that the bullshit Leftoid zombies like Bob now deem acceptable?

That troon poses a threat to other children in the area, while the girl and her father don't. The name of the troon -- Aaron Lester, who trooned out for less than a year and is the son of Californian musician John Lester and "social justice activist" Lisa Phelan -- is a matter of public interest and it is completely in accord with journalistic ethics to report it. Article.
In addition to not being able to brain, Moviebob also is completely incapable to journalism.



I could argue that, at nearly 200 years of existence and millions of followers, the Democratic Party is a more successful cult than Jim Jones' has ever been and will ever be.
 
What he said about Square Foot Law isn't necessarily true. The circumstances of biology don't always line up with our mathematical constructs, and assuming there were the right set of complex evolutionary factors, it's plausible that a creature akin to Godzilla colI don't fucking care, why am I talking about this. I don't fucking care, goddammit Bob stop making me angry and bored.
 
04Dec#19
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I'm proud to be anti-LGBT with the very core of my being. I don't know about you.
Or, and this may shock you, Russia views LBGT as American corruption and is working to purge Uncle Sam's influence from Russia. Not everything has to do with the fact you were forced to go to church as a kid.

04Dec#13
MatPat loves that Stupendium music video.
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That man is fucking gross.
And sure as water is wet, Bob attempts to suckle on MatPat's successes for even a drop of fame.

Robert, I know you can't hear me and I know you wouldn't care if you did, but you really don't want that fame and attention. If you think Kiwi Farms' attention is bad, it can and will get so much worse for you. Especially with your spicier tweets.

04Dec#06
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What seems to be so surprising? Jews sacrifice children to their heathen idols, a tale as old as the Bible.
This is why Hitler has to be portrayed as the most evil person ever. If Hitler wasn't the worst thing in the world, you might consider looking into the circumstances leading to his rise. If you do that, you might find Weimar Germany had similar problems to what we have today. And if you looked closer still, you might realize similar people are responsible.
 
Sad news, friends. After three years of a steady drop, it seems like the Bob's Patreon has reached its plateau. Over the past few months he's hovered around the $2550 mark and hasn't had any steep drops like he did before. Which is a shame because I was hoping he was going to get near $2400 by this point. Though last month he didn't crawl back to $2560 one day like he did the other two months so maybe I can have some of my faith in humanity restored.

Let's see, roughly $2500 a month, times twelve, divided by 52, divided by 40, equals $14.12 an hour. Plus whatever he's making off of YT and MatPat. The minimum wage of Mass. is $15 an hour. But, Bob gets heavier taxes as a self-employed individual, so he probably would make more money flipping burgers if he did the math. But this is Bob, and by his own admission, he sucks at math.

Also, we know his mother's never heard of Graphtreon because if I saw those numbers dropping I'd tell my son to get his shit together now.

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Brings a tear to my eye. Merry Christmas Bob. You're a true wagie now.
This gives me some solace that either (A) people are finding better ways of spending their money or (B) they stopped funding Moviebob after discovering Bob's a deranged sociopth who's long overdue for some time in padded cell while wearing a straitjacket
Probably also people's credit cards stopped expiring as well. A large chunk of his money probably had come from people that had forgotten they were giving him a buck a month
I can't wait until Bob has to get a real job like the people he fucking despises. He's one of the only cows that can make me legit mad at the internet. I don't know exactly how he gets under my skin so badly but I have to take breaks from reading his thread because it makes me so irritated.
Bob getting a irl job is when hell freezes over. He doesn't have the temperament for it and he's too prideful to admit he's stuck
The consolidation of streaming services is inevitable when all together cost more than cable. Don't completely get what Bob means.
04Dec#19
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I'm proud to be anti-LGBT with the very core of my being. I don't know about you.
Bob, gays tear apart society. Honestly can't dunk on the Russians for banning gay clubs and bars when all it does is spread aids in a country with a big problem with that
 
This is why Hitler has to be portrayed as the most evil person ever. If Hitler wasn't the worst thing in the world, you might consider looking into the circumstances leading to his rise. If you do that, you might find Weimar Germany had similar problems to what we have today. And if you looked closer still, you might realize similar people are responsible.
Well when you're like Bob and literally think eugenics is good and Nazis ruined it, how else can you think Hitler was bad but to turn him into an MCU villain?
 
Well when you're like Bob and literally thing eugenics is good and Nazis ruined it, how else can you think Hitler was bad but to turn him into an MCU villain?
Well that's the thing you kinda have to. There can't be any nuance as to how Hitler came to be. He just decided to be evil one day. But Bob Chipman is different. He would only purge the bad people, unlike mustache man
 
I can't wait until Bob has to get a real job like the people he fucking despises. He's one of the only cows that can make me legit mad at the internet. I don't know exactly how he gets under my skin so badly but I have to take breaks from reading his thread because it makes me so irritated.
I definitely understand your point of view, but I think that Bobert The Stupid is far too pathetic to get mad at.

He's a fat, unemployed loser living in his mom's basement at the age of 42 and surviving on hipster welfare.

He is some new, previously unknown variety of retard who has never so much as kissed a girl.

He HATES us Midwestern Tapioca Zombies for not building his starships, replicators and holodecks. He thinks he could finally get laid if holodecks were real. Nevermind that even a holodeck construct would give him the Lindsay Ellis treatment.

He spent the majority of the time at his sister's destination wedding hunched over his phone. I strongly suspect that the only reason he was even there is because his new Brother in law paid his travel expenses.

Judging by his lumpy, misshapen head, I genuinely believe he's inbred to a certain degree. I don't believe his parents were siblings, but I strongly suspect one of his grandparent sets were.

Also, he makes less money than a burger flipper in his state.

Put it all together, and you have a fat, inbred, basemen-dwelling retard who will die a virgin. Yet, he hates us Mayoghouls for denying him the Star Trek future he so richly deserves in his own mind.

If THAT'S not someone to laugh at, I don't know who is.
 
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I definitely understand your point of view, but I think that Bobert The Stupid is far too pathetic to get mad at.

He's a fat, unemployed loser living in his mom's basement at the age of 42 and surviving on hipster welfare.

He is some new, previously unknown variety of retard who has never so much as kissed a girl.

He spent the majority of the time at his sister's destination wedding hunched over his phone. I strongly suspect that the only reason he was even there is because his new Brother in law paid his travel expenses.

Every time he starts slobbering on about "your life doesn't matter" it's pure projection on his part.
Bob has a particular gift. Some people are blessed with good looks, some with natural charm, some with intelligence, but Bob's gifts do not fall into any of these categories. No, Bob's gift is to take the hateful bile in his soul, and turn it into writing that enrages people who read it too long. Intellectually, getting mad at Bob makes less sense than getting mad at a beggar with a cardboard sign who annoys you at an intersection, he's a loser who never amounted to anything and never will. Emotionally, though, you read what Bob says, and unless you have an especially calm temperament it can fill you with rage.

Honestly, it's a talent. He should find a commercial application for it.
 
I can't wait until Bob has to get a real job like the people he fucking despises.
Bob is almost unemployable. His last actual job was sometime in the aughts. Has has almost 20 years of no employment history. He can't even be asked to work on the one thing that makes him money, his videos. Do you really think he's gonna spend 40 hours a week making $15 an hour in a warehouse as a temp? The big fat nerd cannot even leave Twitter, a site he paradoxically calls an irrelevant site that no one uses AND he stays there to market himself.
04Dec#22
A lot of Bobby's peers did not survive whatever followed Bush v Gore.
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The hell does any of this mean? :story:

The only real point of note in this drivel is that this is the second time I've seen Bob swear on twitter since he started his hilarious self censorship. I'm also pretty sure he screwed it up too. I am very familiar with the term "libshit". I am not so familiar with the term "shitlib". Maybe it's a dialect thing and I just can't understand his Bostonian tongue.
 
Idiots like Bob and Quentin can't tell the difference between "genetic differences" and "eugenics." Because apparently they think acknowledging that people are different will inevitably lead to mass culling and genocide. Probably because they're projecting their own morality on everyone else.

Midichlorians were dumb (at least in the way they were described in the prequels.) But just let anyone have force powers with no explanation is also kinda dumb. Like, what is the Force? Obviously you shouldn't explain it in stupid meticulous detail that ruins the mystique. But there should be some kind of internal logic and believably beyond "you just wave your arms around until something happens."

I dunno. I don't like anyone in this conversation.
Once upon a time there was a theory that while anybody could become a Force user, not everyone would have the time, discipline, or inclination to do so. They were like monks - anyone could in theory join, but not everyone would be able to stick with it or become as skilled as others.

The midichlorians were lambasted at the time because 1) putting a scientific handle on the Force ruined its mysticism and 2) it then made it even more obvious that anybody COULD become a jedi. Because if midichlorians are related to the Force, why can't you inject someone with a bunch of it to increase their Force abilities? Heck why can't you stick a tank of midichlorians into a droid and have it be a jedi? (hence the joke story of our Lord and Savior, Skippy, the Jedi droid)

Even those of us who preferred the old mysticism view of the Force still groaned at Filoni's retconning - not because it was changing thing, but because it was doing it badly and again giving people Force powers because "reasons" instead of having them go through discipline and training. You don't fix shit by making it worse!

TL;DR - The Force went from being monk-level training, to injectable steroid, to now a suburban woman's afternoon hot-yoga class.
 
Bob is almost unemployable. His last actual job was sometime in the aughts. Has has almost 20 years of no employment history. He can't even be asked to work on the one thing that makes him money, his videos. Do you really think he's gonna spend 40 hours a week making $15 an hour in a warehouse as a temp? The big fat nerd cannot even leave Twitter, a site he paradoxically calls an irrelevant site that no one uses AND he stays there to market himself.
Bob would have to swallow his pride and put the phone down first. There are jobs for gobs like him, but they're shit. He'd never go for it if he doesn't have to
 
assuming that Star Wars would sell no matter what anyway so it didn't really matter what they did. So they hired a bunch of different filmmakers and told them "hey, do whatever you want, we'll fix it in post."
You can almost see their reasoning in that George lucas never did any planning for his original trilogy and had 3 "different" filmmakers on each of them. (leaving aside the debate over RotJ)

Of course that was almost 50 years ago and back then George had no idea if this "star wars" idea of his was even going to be popular. It's pretty much a perfect example of their "cargo cult" filmmaking. "oh if we do what George did, it'll be popular like George's!" Never mind that there were reasons why George did it that way which have changed now!
 
Bob probably doesn't even know what verisimilitude means, but honestly when I said people were autistically fixated on King Kong being "the American Kaiju" Bob is my poster child for that.

Bob probably can't even pronounce "verisimilitude." Besides, the American kaiju is Great Cthulhu.
 
Did Bob even WATCH the movie? I listened to his little review with his brother where he just went "monke" over and over like a retard.

Anyway, if you actually WATCHED the damn film, you would know that Godzilla kicked Kong's butt, TWICE.

So if you bet against the fighter with a reason to fight in that movie... you would have WON. Bob you even claim to be a big kaiju fan. How are you this bad at shit you claim to love?
 
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