Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

Maybe it depends on the occasion, but even since I hit puberty people say I have a deep and smooth voice, pretty much tailor-made for voiceover work of all kinds. I have no idea how to make use of it, though, and I feel I am missing out on a sort of lucrative career with it. But it certainly helped me in bed, so at least I had that going for me, which is nice.
Hmm, nowadays you might be able to get your voiced used in a popular big mod like Fallout: Miami. You'd think that could lead to a career, but I have no confidence in the videogame industry right now. Maybe it could lead to work in indie games though.
 
Hollywood right now is more interested in making evil supermen than actual Superman movies, which probably says something about the culture right now.
While I prefer supervillains over heroes, I do see your point.

Audiences today love these ‘evil supermen’, which is honestly concerning to me. But then again the people in Hollywood are a bunch of self-righteous assholes.
 
While I prefer supervillains over heroes, I do see your point.

Audiences today love these ‘evil supermen.’ But then again, the filmmakers in Hollywood and their supporters are a bunch of self-righteous assholes.
Well, we're really back where it all started, I suppose:

""The Reign of the Superman" (January 1933) is a short story written by Jerry Siegel and illustrated by Joe Shuster. It was the writer/artist duo's first published use of the name Superman, which they later applied to their archetypal fictional superhero. The title character of this story is a telepathic villain, rather than a physically powerful hero like the well-known character."
-- The Reign of the Superman, Wikipedia
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Bobese translators, help me please.
Party City is a chain that sells stuff for parties. Think helium-filled balloons, paper plates, fancy decorations. Because Bob went into a Party City to pick shit up for his niblings' birthdays and saw Star Wars and Disney themed paper plates, paper cups, and balloons that this means Star Wars and Disney are in fact, not dead. Bobby fails to realize that five-year-olds (and autistic 7 - 8 year-olds) do not know the culture war, and will not know it for decades to come, all they see is favorite characters from TV/Disney+/Youtube Kids, get that for me mom and dad and uncle bob please.
Well, the first question I have for Bob here is, "Why are you going to a Party City, Bob? Are you having a party?" Then I think more on it and figure he's probably lying about doing something as pathetic as, "I've been inside a Party City recently." What he's saying here is that he believes that Party City sells Star Wars themed party favors in 2024. Therefore, Star Wars is not dead. Of course, if you are really ambitious with your Star Wars party, you can just head over to Dollar General and get a Ray figure for each guest! (Incidentally, I'm assuming this party is for adult troons and not little children, who might not enjoy those figures as much.)

Plenty of the same "content chatter" people that Bob hates did do videos ragging on Jurassic World, but Bob being out of touch with YouTube media criticism, despite those people being his competition, has no idea of that. You'd think he'd be out to steal ideas from them, but I guess he figures that his current video format is perfect and there's no need to change it. The thing is, nobody really cares about Jurassic World enough to complain about it for months, and it's not like every few weeks Disney is coming out with another Jurassic thing to fill the dead air on their streaming service. (I know Jurassic World isn't from Disney, probably why it hasn't been run into the ground yet.)
I think Bob's the designated go-to for picking up the decos for birthday parties for Lesser Bro's kids. He does babysit them often, after all, if Lesser Bro and Sara want to go booze it up outside of the house and do a pub crawl and drink an entire margarita/daiquiri the size of their heads, to their heads.
Wages are barely keeping up with inflation. That's why a 13% increase in pay means jack when everything costs 12% more. The question I'd ask of the OP is how does the DOW compare to where we were in 2019 before the world collectively shat itself purely to get rid of Trump?
Bob doesn't understand that which his ideology has done. Up here in the Leaflands, Justin Turdeau has outpaced his father in bankrupting Canadians with stupid-high taxes and ridiculously onerous regulations. If he was living up here, he would be lucky if his mom would still be able to afford to keep her house, mortgage all paid off or not! Sure, it's bad in the states, but nowhere near as bad as Canada, where you can't just hop from BC to Alberta to get any sort of break like you would if you moved from California to Florida or Texas. Canada just doesn't work that way. Ridiculous NIMBY bullshit coupled with insane immigration "targets" (1 million PER YEAR!) has resulted in an alarming lack of housing. Bob, this is what happens when the (D) goes HARD. (L's and N's are basically D's). Regular working Canadians NOT in government haven't had a pay increase in forever.

Biden hasn't had 8 years like Turdeau, just imagine if he got another 4.
Nintendo isn't going to sue Palworld, just like they didn't sue Digimon. They don't own the concept of cute collectable creature games. The only point Bob would have is if they stole digital assets from Pokemon games. Nintendo could go after them for that of course, if they have proof. Pokemon games still make more money than Palworld of course, it just happens to be trendy among streamers. (Part of the reason for that might be that it's easier to get permission to stream playing Palworld than it is with Pokemon. Besides that, it's easier to stream PC games than it is to stream console games, especially Switch only games.)
Well I mean, that PALworld thing is clearly a Skitty mixed with a Galarian Meowth with a flux capacitor for a tail, but whatever.
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Maybe Moviebob's right about wages outpacing inflation. Just ask the countless people who now need multiple jobs just to keep a roof over their head and keep their stomachs full under Fuckwit in Chief Biden.



Uncle Joe gives his opponent the strongest possible endorsement.
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Yes, women can't get a specfic "health care procedure", despite the fact that same "health care procedure" kills 50%--or more--of those involved.

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Then kindly take control of your own body and press your thighs together, slut.
Where in the U.S. Constitution does it say women have the right to terminate a pregnancy due to personal inconvenience? I'll wait...

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Neither Trump, nor Gorsuch, nor Kavanaugh, nor Barrett, told you to take random dicks up your chute, you alleged murderer.
Remember: The only reason considers the rape charges against Brett Kavanaugh are credible is the simple fact that Kavanaugh is a Republican, despite said charges against Kavanaugh never being corroborated.

I ask Cooper the same question I asked AOC above: Where in the U.S. Constitution does it say women have the right to terminate a pregnancy due to personal inconvenience?

Bobby doesn't understand how someone might vote for "people" instead of "board, strategic aims".
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If Bobby voted for someone who is in accord with his "board, strategic aims" -- the total annihilation of conservative, Christian America, turning the Midwest into Jurassic Park, and a tranny girlfriend for every man-- then he would have nobody to vote for and have to abstain in every election.
Unless you're Moviebob, nobody wants to elect the U.S. version of Adolf Hitler.



Unlike the rest of America, Bobby founds out Yemen is a place on Earth more than 3 weeks ago.
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When Moviebob's saying "when I was fully informed" on any political topic, Moviebob's really saying "I take what the TV says as truth" with little research--if any--to confirm what the TV says is true or not.

So that explains why Trump lost in 2020! Trump didn't start any new wars; Trump was trying to end them! How could I have been so dumb?



Like a composition in classical music, this discussion ends when Bobby's overriding theme reveals its original form.
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No, Bob. The thing the man dying of frostbite would want a fire and some form of shelter from the elements. Having only two blankets to his name would do jack shit to keep him alive.



Why, Bob? None of those Palestinians are going to build you that rocket, nor are they going to upload your eternal soul into a computer.



Typical Leftist talking point: "But... but... but Trump...!"



So... you're siding with the foreign invaders, I see.

But AOC just said something remains fundamental "no matter what the courts today say."
A-yup.



Ben Shapiro called Trump a liar in 2016. Yet -- unlike Bobby -- he is not supposed to change his mind after seeing what Trump did in the ensuing four years.
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As per Moviebob, you're only allowed to change your mind on matters if doign so propels Moviebob to a superiyaa fyuuchaa.



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The "High Priests and Priestesses" that Finkelstein blames include Ta-Nehisi Coates, Whoopi Goldberg, and Joy Reed. He thinks they might be under the bidding of some "power that be".
Remember: Democrats will screw you even worse than they screwed Bernie Sanders.



Academic golems, as Jonny Mead recognizes, do not share the same interest with the working class.
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When Moviebob says the "utopian ideal of 'free info' Internet isn't", there's a good chance Moviebob's referring to having to pay money to an ISP or a cellular companty to access it.



More evil things that Musk does:
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And yet, X-Twitter still won't give hatemonger Moviebob the boot. I hate reality at times.

So? Moviebob has no problem insulting everyone that doesn't completely comport to Bob's diabolical worldview.



Given Moviebob's hatred towards normal people, this comes off as obvious hypocrisy.
 
Apparently any time there's a dance off in a show or movie, Bob thinks it's an actual fight. Unsurprising he's never been in a club, the bouncers probably took one look at him and told him to fuck off.

The scene Bob's referring to (Actual dance off starts at 1:14):
Nintendo suing palworld would be surprising. They'd have to sue Digimon and Bakugan and Yu-Gi-Oh next despite having all in common is monsters. Those creators also made them distinct, because last I checked, Pikachu doesn't carry a minigun
I feel like the fact they didn't sue them would be in Palworld's favor. Digimon was pretty close, having the creatures evolve into bigger, stronger ones and fighting one on one, but there were enough differences that they could have gotten away with it. If Nintendo sue now, they'll need to explain why they didn't sue back in the 90s.

Bob is probably happy Palworld is pissing off the Pokemon fans who dared make it huge and overshadow his precious Mario.
While I prefer supervillains over heroes, I do see your point.

Audiences today love these ‘evil supermen’, which is honestly concerning to me. But then again the people in Hollywood are a bunch of self-righteous assholes.
Meh, it's just another trend. Much like anti-heroes in the 00s are starting to phase out. We'll go back to more noble heroes when everyone's sick of assholes, and then when people are sick of goody-two-shoes, they'll gravitate back to edgier guys.
 
ke the fact they didn't sue them would be in Palworld's favor. Digimon was pretty close, having the creatures evolve into bigger, stronger ones and fighting one on one, but there were enough differences that they could have gotten away with it. If Nintendo sue now, they'll need to explain why they didn't sue back in the 90s.

Bob is probably happy Palworld is pissing off the Pokemon fans who dared make it huge and overshadow his precious Mario
I guess Bob might be happy over this. His Mario simping knows no bounds
 
24Jan#01
Millennials are the first generation who can wrest political power from Boomers' tight grip. Gen X, which Bobby claims he belongs to, is powerless.
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24Jan#02
While Bobby does not believe in the power of women to prevent penises invading their vaginas, he does believe that people take drugs on their own volition.
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But then we have a quandary: the lifeforms in Trump Counties are subhumanoids, so how can we expect human qualities in something beneath human?

24Jan#03
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I'd love to see them go to war with Texas.

24Jan#04
The SCOTUS ruling against Texas might just give Trump the push he needs.
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24Jan#05
Chaya Raichik, aka "LibsOfTikTok", was swooped by the Oklahoma Department of Education and is now a member of their Library Advisory Committee.
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24Jan#06
Joy Reid contends that schools should be allowed to keep a story book involving anal rape, incest and strap-on in their libraries. A&N thread.
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24Jan#07
A trust-fund baby says he'll continue to vote-shame you. Afraid?
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24Jan#08
Bobby announces he will probably take a shower.
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And he lied, unless there are waterproof computer devices in his shower.

24Jan#09
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24Jan#10
Bobby lets slip his Believer side.
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Good point in the OP actually. Why shall we care if your ancestor suffered under slavery? That Nina person is an idiot; women under communist / socialist regimes worry more about forced abortion than abortion bans.

24Jan#11
Bobby is willing to risk being disappointed by his pet minorities, as long as he gets to win
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What did Bobby do that people should be grateful?

24Jan#12
Bobby promises to be a more ruthless dictator than Lenin, if he gets the chance.
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Zero reply in 12 hours, so I presume nobody knows who is Bobby referring to. His dad perhaps?

24Jan#13
The very thought that the holocaust is a myth leads Bobby into an incoherent logorrhea that includes covid and invisible man in sky.
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Seriously, the thing that we need to fix is to let people recognize how jews were themselves responsible for holocaust.

24Jan#14
Unabomber
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24Jan#15
My Christian brothers, we are over. Our sons and daughters will soon be totally assimilated by the Rainbow cult.
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A&N thread.

24Jan#16
What a depressing thought. So here's a piece of lighthearted, uplifting news to ease us into the Entertainment section.
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24Jan#17
Barbie has been nominated for 6 Oscars categories, if anyone cares.
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24Jan#18
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The nepobrat Gerwig might do just that. Further reading in A&N: another journoroach mad that Gewig was snubbed of her Basically Promised nomination.

24Jan#19
Bobby compares a proud pee o'sea woman with a dog.
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24Jan#20
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24Jan#21
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24Jan#22
The Cartoon Category is more to Bobby's taste.
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I hate Miyazaki but I hope his film wins.

24Jan#23
Harry Potter shit. Don't ask me what is "the obvious thing".
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24Jan#24
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24Jan#25
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Green Ghost makes a good point; Bobby's point would have been good too if it weren't obviously all about resenting Coffin.

24Jan#26
Bobby is sorely disappointed that Nintendo is not going after the big fish.
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24Jan#27
Skunk furry troon announces he is not streaming Palworld. What a great tragedy.
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24Jan#28
Palworld has another lesson to teach the gaming community.
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24Jan#29
Bobby cares about "job creation" rather than "job sustainability". I'm always amazed that the Biden administration hasn't swooped him up.
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24Jan#30
Mr. Beast makes a tidy sum on a supposedly moribund platform that has as members less than 5% of the world's population.
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24Jan#31
Cartoon
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24Jan#32
Kamen Rider squashes people's head like watermelons.
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24Jan#33
Horny on main
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24Jan#34
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24Jan#35
Bobby is an expert in the "Teenage Girl Grows a Dick" comedy genre.
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24Jan#36
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24Jan#03
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I'd love to see them go to war with Texas.

24Jan#04
The SCOTUS ruling against Texas might just give Trump the push he needs.
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Genocide Bob wants war with Texas. A state that contains numerous military facilities and as such, heavy equipment including WARSHIPS, a armed civilian population, it's own independant power grid, and a climate that makes you want to die.

Bob not only wants to kill Republicans and all but admits it at this point, but declare war with a state armed to the teeth. Bob, you are psychotic.
Ok Bob is seething over Palworld CONFIRMED. Because apparently they've done "shady shit". My nibba in christ, it's knock off Pokemon with guns. What's "shady" about it?
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Bobby is sorely disappointed that Nintendo is not going after the big fish.
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Even more seethe that Nintendo is ONLY going after people that put real Pokemon in it. Almost like the concept of cute monsters can't be copyrighted because it's too broad. Seethe blob.
 
24Jan#01
Millennials are the first generation who can wrest political power from Boomers' tight grip. Gen X, which Bobby claims he belongs to, is powerless.
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Bob throws a Hail Mary in an attempt to explain why he's so impotent and bad at everything. "I was completely powerless against the boomers! They were so many and Gen-X was just too small! The boomers did not have nearly as much sex as their parents did or something and that's why my generation couldn't stop the hordes of people born in the 50's and 60's! We were mere grasshoppers in their sight!"

This is so stupid and shirking of responsibility that it's insulting. Bob's involvement in making just his city better, even using his definition of better, has been giving some money to unnamed BLM groups and going to one protest that was countering a straight pride parade in Boston (this is where he boasted that a cop harassed some bull dyke but gave him wide berth due to cowardice while failing to realize by his own description of events that the bull dyke was screaming at the cop and Bob just stood there doing nothing). We only know that he has claimed that his immune system is too weak to go to protests because he used that as an excuse to why he didn't go to any protests.

There is always an excuse to why he can't change anything. There is always someone else to blame for the state of Bob's life and the world at large. It is always up to somebody else to do something and they better be Johnny on the spot at getting that change done or there will be hell to pay. Bob can blame Boomers all he wants for the world's problems but Gen-X, the generation he is barely even a part of, lapped up that luxury that was provided to them by their Boomer parents, put everything on credit, and blew it on blow. Now the bill comes due and Bob expects Millennials and Zoomers to bail his fat ass out and he's gonna be in for a world of hurt.

I struggle to think of a single time that Bob has accepted responsibility for anything. Was it the Devin Farcci, I can't remember the guy's name, stuff that he admitted that he knew that he was a sex pest but did nothing? That's probably the closet thing but if I remember right he only fessed up after the allegations were fully proven true and it was more to save his own skin and distance himself from the guy. Even the Lindsay stuff he blamed Lindsay for leading him on stating he felt "borderline gaslighted" before deleting it a day later and then stating he apologizes not for being creepy for years but for making a post that made the abortion feel "uncomfortable. Full-stop". You can almost read it as "if she wasn't so sensitive none of this would've happened".
 
24Jan#29
Bobby cares about "job creation" rather than "job sustainability". I'm always amazed that the Biden administration hasn't swooped him up.
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Neither of them know what they're talking about. Yes, Robert is seething as he moves the goalposts, but only time will tell if Palworld is a flash-in-the-pan game or something with staying power like Halo.

24Jan#30
Mr. Beast makes a tidy sum on a supposedly moribund platform that has as members less than 5% of the world's population.
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"Those grapes were sour anyway."


24Jan#18
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The nepobrat Gerwig might do just that. Further reading in A&N: another journoroach mad that Gewig was snubbed of her Basically Promised nomination.
From my understanding, Ken was the best part of that movie. Gosling apparently had a lot of fun playing a himbo, and the nominations reflect it. Maybe if Gerwig and Robbie weren't such joyless scolds, they too could share in the awards.

24Jan#15
My Christian brothers, we are over. Our sons and daughters will soon be totally assimilated by the Rainbow cult.
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A&N thread.
There is wishful thinking in hell too, it seems.

24Jan#12
Bobby promises to be a more ruthless dictator than Lenin, if he gets the chance.
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Zero reply in 12 hours, so I presume nobody knows who is Bobby referring to. His dad perhaps?
Ja, mein Fuhrer! The Untermenschen shall be wiped out to make room for the women avoiding contact with you!
 
24Jan#23
Harry Potter shit. Don't ask me what is "the obvious thing".
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I think Bob's logic here is:

"In the stage play, Harry Potter and the Cursed Child the evil J. K. Rowling, in a cynical attempt to fool good hearted woke people into thinking that she also intended on destroying whiteness while centering Blackness, had the character of Hermione Granger played by a Black actress. However, woke people everywhere saw thru this facade and cast out the transphobic witch! However, Warner Brothers is probably going to make Hermione Black in the series so the right wing chuds and the holy woke people argue about that instead of attacking the series and everyone who works on it as transphobic scum, worthy of being sent to the gulag."

The reality, the Harry Potter movies often strayed quite a bit from the books, especially in the later movies where the books had gotten quite a bit longer. The series will probably focus on cut storylines and characters from the books since it will be a series rather than a series of movies. I can almost guarantee that Hermione will be played by a white actress. Of course, they could cast Hermione as black, which would likely cause some controversy but it does have a precedent in the stage play.
 
Millennials are the first generation who can wrest political power from Boomers' tight grip. Gen X, which Bobby claims he belongs to, is powerless.
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Continuing to vote Democrat, regardless of age, isn't going to award you a free trek on a spaceship, Bob.



While Bobby does not believe in the power of women to prevent penises invading their vaginas, he does believe that people take drugs on their own volition.
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Evidence, Bob?



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I'd love to see them go to war with Texas.
How's the saying go? "Don't mess with Texas"?




The SCOTUS ruling against Texas might just give Trump the push he needs.
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I agree with Moviebob: I wish we had a Democratic Party that was 1/10th as scary as the Right Wing makes them out to be. It would actually be 90% less scary than Democratic Party currently is. Evolutionary mistakes such as Moviebob are blindly loyal to the Ass Party.



Chaya Raichik, aka "LibsOfTikTok", was swooped by the Oklahoma Department of Education and is now a member of their Library Advisory Committee.
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Don't we have an obligation to know what public school teachers are telling their students?



...less...
...Reid contends that schools should be allowed to keep a story book involving anal rape, incest and strap-on in their libraries.
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Didn't that film Cuties expose a lot of information Moviebob's opinions regarding the sexualization of children?



A trust-fund baby says he'll continue to vote-shame you. Afraid?
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Apparently, Trump's polling well amongst those who didn't vote in 2020. Given the literal shitshow and sedition happening under Fuckwit in Chief Biden, I'm hoping America wakes up and stops voting Democrat.



Bobby announces he will probably take a shower.
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Apparently, by "making things better", Moviebob means "stripping people of their Constitutional rights, allowing foreign invaders to walk right into their backyard, raising taxes to compensate for incomeptent governance", among other undesirable acts.

And he lied, unless there are waterproof computer devices in his shower.
So... does Moviebob have five arms and six hands? That's the only way that's possible.



We know you advocate for terroristic acts, Bob. Tactics and targets, you know.



Bobby lets slip his Believer side.
Disagree. Moviebob's believer side has always been on display at a 24,999:1 ratio over Bob's thinker side.

Moviebob's obviously lying. Remember all those posts Bob made about Trump voters doing so out of "economic anxiety" to protect their "JERBS!"? Pepperidge Farm remembers! Bob was literally laughing in their faces, regardles show sincere the Trump voters' concerns actually are/were.

Bobby is willing to risk being disappointed by his pet minorities, as long as he gets to win
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What did Bobby do that people should be grateful?
"What did Moviebob do that people should be grateful"? Simple: Provide a template of the type of character you SHOULDN'T strive to be. One Moviebob contaminating this world is bad enough.



Bobby promises to be a more ruthless dictator than Lenin, if he gets the chance.
Oh, Moviebob's already way past Lenin. If anything, Moviebob's rivalling Hitler in terms of despotism--and Bob's likely winning.

Yes, Nazibob. We do.



Unabomber
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Again, Believerbob genuflects before the Democrat Diocese.



My Christian brothers, we are over. Our sons and daughters will soon be totally assimilated by the Rainbow cult.
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The LGBTQRSTUV population is not mutually exclusive from the Republican population, regardless of demographic.



What a depressing thought. So here's a piece of lighthearted, uplifting news to ease us into the Entertainment section.
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And nothing of value was lost



Barbie has been nominated for 6 Oscars categories, if anyone cares.
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As if the Oscars weren't irrelevant enough.



The Cartoon Category is more to Bobby's taste.
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I hate Miyazaki but I hope his film wins.
If Moviebob's happy that any film on a "best X of the year" list, then the AMPAS has failed to make the worst X-Twitter accounts angry.

*No, I haven't seen this film, nor am I interested.



Bobby cares about "job creation" rather than "job sustainability". I'm always amazed that the Biden administration hasn't swooped him up.
As as low as Joe Biden's intellectual standards are, even those standards are higher than Moviebob could ever achieve.



Mr. Beast makes a tidy sum on a supposedly moribund platform that has as members less than 5% of the world's population.
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Because who better to take financial advice from than Moviebob, who barely makes $20,000 grifting through Patreon?
 
Today LibsofTiktok posted a video of migrants allegedly being flown into Boston.
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There are no signs that show that this is Boston but there is a flag next to the American one that kinda looks like the Massachusetts flag.
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Remember back in the summer of 2023 when the governor of Massachusetts was asking people to let Brazilians into their homes?
The state of Massachusetts is now asking families to host illegals in their homes.
Hotel owners and landlords are also called upon to host illegals on their properties.


Time for Bob to practice what he preaches.
No human is illegal. Borders are just lines on a map. Get what you fucking deserve and have Brazil come to you.
 
There is always an excuse to why he can't change anything. There is always someone else to blame for the state of Bob's life and the world at large. It is always up to somebody else to do something and they better be Johnny on the spot at getting that change done or there will be hell to pay. Bob can blame Boomers all he wants for the world's problems but Gen-X, the generation he is barely even a part of, lapped up that luxury that was provided to them by their Boomer parents, put everything on credit, and blew it on blow. Now the bill comes due and Bob expects Millennials and Zoomers to bail his fat ass out and he's gonna be in for a world of hurt.

I struggle to think of a single time that Bob has accepted responsibility for anything. Was it the Devin Farcci, I can't remember the guy's name, stuff that he admitted that he knew that he was a sex pest but did nothing? That's probably the closet thing but if I remember right he only fessed up after the allegations were fully proven true and it was more to save his own skin and distance himself from the guy. Even the Lindsay stuff he blamed Lindsay for leading him on stating he felt "borderline gaslighted" before deleting it a day later and then stating he apologizes not for being creepy for years but for making a post that made the abortion feel "uncomfortable. Full-stop". You can almost read it as "if she wasn't so sensitive none of this would've happened".
It needs to be brought up every so often, so just a reminder that Bob literally blamed his family for why he developed diabetes.
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But then we have a quandary: the lifeforms in Trump Counties are subhumanoids, so how can we expect human qualities in something beneath human?
the problem here is, drug addiction knows no political barrier. What does tend to happen though, is commonality through either trauma or Cluster B Clusterfuckery, either on the addicts themselves, or via their parents/caretakers. Rush Limbaugh didn't set out to be an Oxy addict. He got prescribed it for pain and assumed it was safe -as did many others - because HELLO, PRESCRIPTION, and holy shit did it fuck him up. He lost his hearing, among other problems. It was a whole thing - tons of people of all political stripes got hooked on this shit, because it's basically slow-release heroin. USA sued the shit out of Purdue Pharma etc. but Canada won't even attempt to recover the costs of that fucking disaster. Probably because Justin is rumored to be a fan of the nose candy, which would explain A LOT.

Fentanyl, on the other hand, is a whole entire different thing. While it is used in hospitals, it's usually laced into other illicit drugs or sold as pills marketed as way less of a dose than the actual pills, right out of Dykes Dykes because CCP wants to kill people via fentanyl overdoses.
Zero reply in 12 hours, so I presume nobody knows who is Bobby referring to. His dad perhaps?
I'm going out on a limb here and positing, per Bobby's crippling TDS, that he's referring to Drumpf.
Harry Potter shit. Don't ask me what is "the obvious thing".
"Obvious thing" is that in the books, Hermione is aghast about the situation of the slavery of House Elves, and tries to get a movement going to Free the House Elves. I think she even had advertising pins given out at one point with that message on them. This could arguably be called a "woke thing".

The retcon from the play is Hermione is blek; this confuses the last guy in the replies.
No human is illegal. Borders are just lines on a map. Get what you fucking deserve and have Brazil come to you.
If they're Brazilians that voted for Bolsonaro, I don't see what the problem is. ;)

It needs to be brought up every so often, so just a reminder that Bob literally blamed his family for why he developed diabetes.
If Bob just lost the fat around his liver and pancreas, he'd literally stop having diabetes. Which means, Bob HAS to STOP FUCKING DRINKING. ANYTHING. No wine, no beer, no fucking rum with for breakfast. Hell, no pop or even fucking fruit juice. At the end of the day, alcohol is pure sugar/fat. Since we know he hasn't stopped fucking drinking, we know why he continues to have beetus. Also he must stop eating starch. Like, completely. Diabetes research has advanced significantly; most dieticians and "diabetes education" people are stuck with abominably outdated info. "Life without Diabetes" by Roy Taylor, MD would be a great place for Bob to start. Mentioned in the book is the fact that people who had Type II diabetes and went in for bariatric surgery for weight loss ended up not having diabetes because they lost the fat off their liver and pancreas, causing the beta cells in the pancreas to wake back up and produce insulin. Now this was in no way advocating people get bariatric surgery to cure beetus, but rather they found the mechanism by which Type-II diabetes operates, quite by accident, as a result of people having it.

Seriously, though, Bob. STOP. FUCKING. DRINKING.
 
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