Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

[Arthur Morgan]

27Feb#13
Denis Villeneuve tells people about his cinematic credo.

No Bob, you agree with him because you've always been about style over substance and would rather have giant CGI spectacles than spoken dramas where you have to pay attention to what's going on, because you're dumber than you want people to think you are.

oh shit, does this mean Sara's preggo AGAIN? What manner of FAS spergoloid is in the making now?

Yeah, I think it was announced a few weeks ago but it seems like baby number three is on the way. I guess Chris is making enough at his job that he doesn't have to beg people to donate to his patreon anymore if he can afford a third child on a single salary.

28Feb#27

Why are you jealous about new business opportunities? You should ring up the company and offer them your personal scent!

Bob will never grow or change. He still believes his superior future is right around the corner. He still believes the moon holds something of value. He still believes he's a genius creative and could prove it if Hollywood would just give him the money he needs to make the next big genre defining epic. And he refuses to accept that he will never have the world he wants because his cartoons lied to him.

This is why I come back to this thread: Schadenfreude.

 

[JayHarrison]

[2024.02.27-03]

Funny. I don't remember any of the major mainstream media outlets ever touching Führer Hillary's E-mails at the same level as they did Donald Trump's "grab 'em by the pussy" tapes--the latter of which being far less a threat to American security.

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[2024.02.27-05]

Retweeted by Eugnicsbob.

What does it have to do with the anti-abortion crowd?

Damned if I know.

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[2024.02.27-07] Bad hair boy notices a lack of "tradwives" showing how they do common household tasks, such as vacuuming and cleaning off a nasty stain. He concludes that tradwiving is a conspicuous consumption of leisure time, the precinct of the privileged class.

So, if I'm interpreting this correctly, it seems that Leftists are more concerned about women falling in line with "21st-century" feminism than actually finding happiness in being a 1950s-era, stay-at-home housewife. Sounds like the Leftist version of women has more in common with The Handmaid's Tale's Gilead than it does the American ideal.

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[2024.02.27-16] "Patriarchy" in anime.

Why are you such a startk, raving idiot, bob?

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FFF

[2024.02.28-01] Demented Uncle Joe was told to do another ice-cream stunt.

NBC could'sve saved several thousand dollars' worth of film by simply airing a still photo of Seth Meyers' lips firmly planted on Joe Biden's ass for sixty minutes.

[2024.02.28-02]

@TheNewEbb earns a...

For the record, this is a Washington Post survey--and a beautiful self-own--from 2019* about the most dangerous cities in America. Observe how the majority of the twenty most dangerous cities are all... BLUE:

*Yeah I know it's a five-year-old article, but I'm too lazy and currently too tired to dive deeper into the topic of city crimes based on mayors' political affiliation.

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[2024.02.28-03] Tucker Carlson remembers how shocked he was when he discovered that the US government were really interfering with the elections in other countries. He only found out about that in middle age; perhaps that's why the CIA rejected him.

Hitler 2.0? You mean this guy?

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[2024.02.28-04] Will Stancil is mad that the GOP doesn't help (((his bosses))) enough.

Really? I've seen far more Leftists and Democrats using references to Hitler than the GOP has over the past eight years. And that huge Democracy™ that's being ground down by an authoritarian invasion? Those invaders are all Democrats.

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[2024.02.28-05]

Bobese translator please?

Here's the literal translation into English:

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[2024.02.28-07]

No lies detected. If you are filth, pick up yourself and move to California or NY.

Or move in with Moviebob--assuming, of course, Bob actually let share any floor space with you.

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[2024.02.28-08]

Retweeted by Moviebob, who uses X-Twitter as an acceptable way to bully others on a global communication platform.

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[2024.02.28-09] Tony Reed.

Moviebob doesn't care about the transgendered. Moviebob only cares about Moviebob.

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[2024.02.28-10] A mother whose daughter trooned out tricked a Kaiser clinic, telling them she found herself "non-binary" and thus needed testosterone and "top surgery", and was surprised how quick and hassle-free -- not to mention how "medically necessary" -- the process was.

It is indeed a sad story. The girl might come to her senses, but her relationship with her mom might not mend -- and this had been a rift in the first place was solely because of gender fuckers.

Two words: "David Reimer". Pertinent video from Steven Crowder, titled "DEBUNKED: The Dark History of ‘Gender Theory’", dated 2018.07.09:

[2024.02.28-11]

[reads Joe Rogan quote] No lies detected.

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[2024.02.28-18]

Fortunately, Moviebob won't ever be Roger Ebert, either. Hell, I'll likely get slapped with a libel suit from just mentioning Roger Ebert in the same sentence in which I mentioned Moviebob.

On the flip side, he'll never be MovieBob either.

That's a good thing. One Moviebob contaminating this universe is bad enough.

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[2024.02.28-20]

If those agents's "terrible advice" ends up making these actors household names who have six-figure salaries, Moviebob's face is bound to be splattered with a pterodactyl-sized egg.

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[2024.02.28-21]

You have to remember that, despite complaining about disclaimers about "these racist stereotypes were wrong then and they're wrong now", Moviebob will never provide any such disclaimer regarding Bob's own stereotyping of all 2016 Wrongvoters as Sisterbangers and Bumblescum.

[2024.02.28-22] Viewer discretions -- and trigger warnings -- empowers the audience.

"A disclaimer is [...] more information [...] more knowledge [...] more context..."

And, as we all know, anything Moviebob says on this matter is more...

How the hell does a disclaimer convey anything about information, data, or context behind the offensive scenes?

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[2024.02.28-25] Yet more good news

There's a very simple reason Adam Sessler was held in contempt by your superiors and your viewers is easily explained: ADAM SESSLER IS A SELF-RIGHTEOUS PILE OF DOG SHIT IN DISGUISED AS A HUMAN!

Y'know... exactly like Moviebob.

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[2024.02.28-26] Remember Bobby's "Whales vs Mushroom" spiel less than one week before (23Feb#18)? Now he is blaming the collapse of the video-game industry for their pursuit of Whales!

If movies, TV, and music can get cheaper to produce, might Bob's comments be misconstrued as an endorsement of artificial intelligence? I mean, if it costs less to run text through an algorithm and produce a short film from it...

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[2024.02.28-27]

Why are you jealous about new business opportunities? You should ring up the company and offer them your personal scent!

Any "scratch and sniff" game featuring Moviebob as a "fragrance" should be packaged with both a hazmat suit and a quarantine sign.

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[2024.02.28-28]

Learn to suck cock.

Moviebob doesn't need to learn. Moviebob verbally fellates James Gunn at every possible opportunity.

 

[Mr Processor]

28Feb#05

Bobese translator please?

Basically, Bob is saying, "Those rich, fatcat capitalists were making huge amounts of money on those big macs and could easily afford to raise their workers hourly wages without raising the price of my small quantity of McDonalds. But they did it anyway, because they are evil."

28Feb#29
Jap localization drama.

Bob's comments on any localization or censorship drama can always be refuted by simply pointing out, "Elsewhere Bob you said you want all this Japanese stuff deliberately ruined to 'own the weebs' so pardon me if your arguments seem a tad disingenuous."

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

28Feb#05

Bobese translator please?

Other people have translated Bobese well enough, so I'll build on their arguments: wages and ingredients aren't the only costs in the fast food business. You have licensing and fees to run the restaurants, water/electric bills, insurance, employee 401k matching, pension liabilities, taxes, lawyers, stock dividends, and more. What happens is company accountants add all those costs up, take a guess as to how many burgers they're going to sell next year, and price the burgers accordingly so not only do they make back their operating costs, they have a profit to show shareholders.

For example, say KiwiCorp's bean counters added up all our costs and found they came to $100 for the year. They also estimate we'll sell about 200 widgets for the year. If we just wanted to break even, we'd price them at 50 cents per widget. If we wanted to make a profit, we'd price them at 55 cents per widget. If one of our costs unexpectedly rose, we'd pass the cost onto the customer in the form of higher prices.

For the record, this is a Washington Post survey--and a beautiful self-own--from 2019* about the most dangerous cities in America. Observe how the majority of the twenty most dangerous cities are all... BLUE:

*Yeah I know it's a five-year-old article, but I'm too lazy and currently too tired to dive deeper into the topic of city crimes based on mayors' political affiliation.

The "independent" cities are technically run by Democrats. The mayors just switched party affiliation to keep the party from looking too bad.

28Feb#29
Jap localization drama.

My Japanese friend told me you're all fat gaijin who have no business watching anime. Funny how that works.

28Feb#26
Remember Bobby's "Whales vs Mushroom" spiel less than one week before (23Feb#18)? Now he is blaming the collapse of the video-game industry for their pursuit of Whales!

Video games are a luxury item, and in Biden's shit economy, people can't spend money on luxury items. You voted for this, Robert!

 

[WelperHelper99]

I think his opinion wouldn't change but his definition of hunting would. It would be culling when he does it and cruelty when they do it.

Honestly yes. Rules for thee and not for me. As always with Bob.

Nono, you misunderstand. Bob wants the hogs to eliminate, displace and bring to ruin the MAGAnaiseghoulen in the wastelands. THAT'S why he's rooting for the hogs.

Hell, there was even a TV show called "Hogs Gone Wild" that featured professional hunters going in to clear out feral hogs from a few farms.

Quite possible tbh

#23
Can you spot the difference between the two different character models? My first impression is that the face looks slightly less rounded, less infantile, on the model at the right, but her eyes seems less detailed. Fortunately Bobby is here to tell me what really matters.

Bob, it's not that it's a small triangle covering her tits, it's the fact they did it to such a old game. That is ESG your whining that doesn't happen.

#07

No lies detected. If you are filth, pick up yourself and move to California or NY.

Based. If you're gay, you're filthy for taking it up the ass. You are actively tearing at the fabric of society and making Russia and China laugh at us.

28Feb#27

Why are you jealous about new business opportunities? You should ring up the company and offer them your personal scent!

Bob this is future tech we could put in a holo tech, smell o vision as you call it. Dont know why you arent happy, we're one step closer to star trek.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

When I was a kid there was 3 Networks and Hallelujah we got a 4th with Fox. PBS produced a few low budget things, there were a few Syndicated Shows like TNG or Mama's Family but this was a new thing so there weren't too many syndicated shows and cable channels like HBO, Showtime, and USA started making a handful of shows. My point is there weren't a ton of jobs in television probably why shows were better back then you had to be good to get a job.

Now there are 5 networks if you count the CW, dozens of cable channels making dozens of shows each, and let's see Disney, Hulu, Netflix, Paramount, Peacock, Apple, Amazon, Tubi, Shudder, 9 just of the top of my head streaming services making shows or films. & you can make your own fucking content on your phone and post it on YouTube or TikTok like you do Blobby. If you can't find a job today in the industry or at least make your own content people want to watch it means you suck so badly you can't even match up to the mediocre shit put out on a daily basis today and you really should consider another field of work. Try Starbucks Blobby says that noble work.

 

[WelperHelper99]

When I was a kid there was 3 Networks and Hallelujah we got a 4th with Fox. PBS produced a few low budget things, there were a few Syndicated Shows like TNG or Mama's Family but this was a new thing so there weren't too many syndicated shows and cable channels like HBO, Showtime, and USA started making a handful of shows. My point is there weren't a ton of jobs in television probably why shows were better back then you had to be good to get a job.

Now there are 5 networks if you count the CW, dozens of cable channels making dozens of shows each, and let's see Disney, Hulu, Netflix, Paramount, Peacock, Apple, Amazon, Tubi, Shudder, 9 just of the top of my head streaming services making shows or films. & you can make your own fucking content on your phone and post it on YouTube or TikTok like you do Blobby. If you can't find a job today in the industry or at least make your own content people want to watch it means you suck so badly you can't even match up to the mediocre shit put out on a daily basis today and you really should consider another field of work. Try Starbucks Blobby says that noble work.

Bob should consider another line of work, but won't, because he thinks being a critic on rotten tomatoes is making it

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

Bob should consider another line of work, but won't, because he thinks being a critic on rotten tomatoes is making it

Blobby is one of those delusional YouTubers who list his videos on IMDB as "Television" credits. Being on the same platform as old ladies posting cat videos isn't the same as getting a network or cable gig.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Blobby is one of those delusional YouTubers who list his videos on IMDB as "Television" credits. Being on the same platform as old ladies posting cat videos isn't the same as getting a network or cable gig.

Still, blob will lie about it, call it television, because it's all he has in life. This is the culmination of his life's work. Being a unsuccessful youtuber.

 

[Imposteroak]

28Feb#05

Bobese translator please?

I am pretty sure bob is talking about how mcdonalds makes most of their revenue through real estate. Which is something he only half understands per usual.
Mcdonalds does make a ton from the property they rent out, but the rentees are the franchises who also need to generate profits to pay that rent in the first place on top of franchising fees.
So no Bob, they do not arrive at some magic number arbitrarily and labor cost still affects your nuggies price.

 

[WelperHelper99]

I am pretty sure bob is talking about how mcdonalds makes most of their revenue through real estate. Which is something he only half understands per usual.
Mcdonalds does make a ton from the property they rent out, but the rentees are the franchises who also need to generate profits to pay that rent in the first place on top off franchising fees.
So no Bob, they do not arrive at some magic number arbitrarily and labor cost still affects your nuggies price.

Why would Bob understand labor cost affecting prices? Even at his time at Blockbuster, he was never in management, he never saw any numbers. And now his costs are near zero living with his mom. He literally is unable to understand why a 20 hour minimum wage would raise the price of nuggies and a Big Mac.

 

[blablabla]

Blobby is one of those delusional YouTubers who list his videos on IMDB as "Television" credits. Being on the same platform as old ladies posting cat videos isn't the same as getting a network or cable gig.

bob is legit mongoloid. he thinks the other losers making shitty youtube videos about popculture slop are his colleagues, he think that he works in media, he works in the technology industry, he thinks he is a writer. he is a fucking sped

 

[Mr Processor]

28Feb#27

Why are you jealous about new business opportunities? You should ring up the company and offer them your personal scent!

How can they be worse, Bob? They're woke! Anita Sarkeesian's dream is a reality! You should be happy.

 

[WelperHelper99]

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How can they be worse, Bob? They're woke! Anita Sarkeesian's dream is a reality! You should be happy.

He mentions VR still sucks, but wouldn't this scent product help with that? It's still not Sword Art Online, but it can help you feel like you're there just a bit more

 

[Chad Holdenford]

It's 2024.

Bob is still an ignorant pork.
He is still a virgin.
He has no savings.
He has no place to call his own.
More and more people realize he has nothing interesting or humane whatsoever to say.
His earnings are diminishing by the month and he has no idea how to revert his situation.

But he is still blaming conservatives and righties for his woes. As usual.

 

[The tired cat]

28Feb#04
Will Stancil is mad that the GOP doesn't help (((his bosses))) enough.

Hey, heres a crazy, maybe instead of begging for ammo, you guys get your coked up Oompa Loompa of a president finally agree to peace talks and stop being an arse?

As for Will: Huge democratic country? Cause pretty sure Ukraine doesnt fit that bill, also "democratic", the country where protestors were chased into a building and got shot or burned alive? The same country where Zelenskii instantly stomped any political party he could? The same democratic Ukraine where a Nazi fuck like Bandera is considered a national hero?

 

[TowinKarz]

Why would Bob understand labor cost affecting prices? Even at his time at Blockbuster, he was never in management, he never saw any numbers. And now his costs are near zero living with his mom. He literally is unable to understand why a 20 hour minimum wage would raise the price of nuggies and a Big Mac.

I'd wager even if he could/did "see the numbers' he'd just choose to not believe them.

My own personal Bob had a similar view of economics - that everyone MUST be price gouging. That it couldn't POSSIBLY cost $5.25 to make a burger and fries. Just like Bob does, he had a real problem understanding costs not directly related to buying raw materials - shipping costs, insurance, labor, etc. exist and have to be paid.

For a brief time, both he and I worked in a receiving capacity at a grocery retailer where we had to check that stuff coming off the truck matched what we were expecting in the delivery.

We both had computer printout sheets in hand that listed each item's wholesale cost (what the store was buying it for) and retail cost (what the store was selling it for) the margin on each item (difference in wholesale to retail) was consistent throughout the orders. If it was selling for $800, it was because it was costing us $750 to buy, if it sold for $4, it cost us $3.50. Very rarely, you'd get something that cost us 80 cents but could retail for $4, but these were 1 in 50 items.

Naturally, he would gripe about the costs of everything and how the store was "ripping people off" - he had the numbers RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM that they were only making anywhere from a couple bucks to a couple cents in profit per item, and still chose to believe the Junior Commie Manifesto that prices are completely arbitrary and made up.

 

[WelperHelper99]

I'd wager even if he could/did "see the numbers' he'd just choose to not believe them.

My own personal Bob had a similar view of economics - that everyone MUST be price gouging. That it couldn't POSSIBLY cost $5.25 to make a burger and fries. Just like Bob does, he had a real problem understanding costs not directly related to buying raw materials - shipping costs, insurance, labor, etc. exist and have to be paid.

For a brief time, both he and I worked in a receiving capacity at a grocery retailer where we had to check that stuff coming off the truck matched what we were expecting in the delivery.

We both had computer printout sheets in hand that listed each item's wholesale cost (what the store was buying it for) and retail cost (what the store was selling it for) the margin on each item (difference in wholesale to retail) was consistent throughout the orders. If it was selling for $800, it was because it was costing us $750 to buy, if it sold for $4, it cost us $3.50. Very rarely, you'd get something that cost us 80 cents but could retail for $4, but these were 1 in 50 items.

Naturally, he would gripe about the costs of everything and how the store was "ripping people off" - he had the numbers RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM that they were only making anywhere from a couple bucks to a couple cents in profit per item, and still chose to believe the Junior Commie Manifesto that prices are completely arbitrary and made up.

People like that like to gripe about the world because they feel angry and things should change NOW. Like Bob. A big Mac should be cheap because it affects him, not because the market is or isn't allowing for it. Pure selfishness.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

The fact that I can leave college for a second time and get a job that pays me 81233 dollars a year at minimum easily makes me laugh at Bob's misfortune. Needless to say, he should find a new field.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

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How can they be worse, Bob? They're woke! Anita Sarkeesian's dream is a reality! You should be happy.

Jesus Christ what is his obsession with living on the moon? It's a fucking barren rock. Is it just because he'll weigh less there?