Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

Post zwei for July 3, 2024:

[2024.07.03-17]
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There's a reason Moviebob is opposed to merticoracy. If The Escapist and The Film Theorists actually believed in meritocracy, neither of those firms would have hired Moviebob in the first place.



[2024.07.03-19] Candace Owens reads up about Flat Earth Theory, because she is curious what people believes.
>> Racistbob has entered the chat.
>> Misogynistbob has entered the chat.

So says Moviebob, the Sharpness of Bowling Ball.

I can't decide whether Bobby is more ignorant about science or about fashion.
Both!

And, just for shits and giggles...




[2024.07.03-20]
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Works both ways. If I were to go out on a date with a woman who's a self-avowed subject of King Biden the Blackhearted, there's a good chance I'd either be asking for separate checks of leaving her to foot the entire bill--assuming, of course, I stuck around long enough for dinner.

I hope she knows the political alignments of all her dozen cats.
Cats are non-partisan because cats can't vote.
 
Look man, you just gotta accept Bob is a lower tier lolcow. Too boring and too stupid to do anything all that interesting, with the occasional brilliant flare of a Lindsay Ellis precision strike. He's more of a loudmouth than he is anything else, and loudmouths almost never do anything in the real world.

He's comfort food, like a sitcom that's been on the air for a decade, has never won any Emmys and never will, but which has its loyal audience until it's cancelled, or goes down in a heart attack, and the audience drifts apart, only occasionally remembering it used to enjoy that dumb little show.
Which is a shame because he has so much potential to be more, but this is it. He has no real life friends who can dish on him. He doesn't stream or podcast with a group who could draw out some dumb shit for him to say. He's given up on his skits or making a movie so we can't laugh at his autistic stories, and he's sadly learned not to tell the internet so much about his personal life outside of some vagueposting because we'll make fun of what a loser he is.

There are elements of so many notable cows in him. DSP's refusal to admit wrongdoing, Chris Chan's belief in reality manipulation, Linkara's hero complex, Dobson's insistence on the Nintendo cartoons being more canon than the games, Wings' rage, and a general narcissism and bitterness towards women. But, he'll never have an opportunity to really let them shine. Even if he did get an opportunity to make a movie, he'd stay in a corner, tweeting while someone else did the real work, and then head back home as soon as the day was done, never interacting with the actors or crew.
 
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Before anything else, I just want to point out how utterly deranged leftists have gotten. They are locked in to a mindset that is completely at odds with reality, hallucinating things that aren't real and crying about things that don't happen. I know this has always been a thing, but it has ramped up spectacularly in the last week thanks to the combo of the debate showing Emperor Biden has no clothes and the Supreme Court affirming that the Dems' lawfare plans to stop Trump are illegal. They're in full blown histrionic mode, and I am here for it.
03Jul#01
It's Joe-ver!
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It's a hell of a lot more than a two-point dip, Bobby, especially considering that a lot of those polls previously reported on were conducted pre-debate. Now that more are coming out, it's clear that there are a lot more people who are feeling increasingly uncomfortable putting an obviously senile geriatric back in office. Some people are seeing how clearly the Dems have fucked themselves by not insisting he refrain from running again, but Bobby sticks his fingers in his ears and blathers about the internet not being real for the umpteenth time.
Remember the adage that the young tend more liberal and gradually become more conservative as they age? The youth vote does matter in the sense that they're generally a reliable voting bloc for the Dems...provided they show up. There is a huge amount of demoralization going on amongst lefty youth, not only because of the debate but also the whole Israel situation that's already been sapping their support of the administration. If they decide not to even bother with voting or refuse to out of protest, that's a lot of votes that Biden really needs vanishing in a puff of smoke. Doesn't matter the exact numbers, Biden needs everyone on board to have a chance, and it's not looking like that's happening.
Y'know, it's crazy how the Supreme Court can write their opinion on presidential immunity in the plainest English possible, and people still somehow manage to completely misunderstand it. No, you can't just say "official act!" and get away with anything you want to, the president is still limited by the laws on the books (as well as that pesky piece of parchment called the Constitution). The court didn't even change anything, they just clarified something that's been practice for pretty much our country's entire existence, something that didn't even need clarification until the Dems decided to be fucking retarded and try to open a can of worms by attempting to convict Trump for official acts.
03Jul#10
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Huh?
Again, I really want to know what the fuck people like this retard are smoking to think the media hates Democrats. You have to be literally insane to think that they hold a positive view of Republicans.
03Jul#13
Real life people are too confusing for Bobby, so he prefers to imagine all conservatives are knuckle-dragging Jesus nuts.
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Bob showing how absolutely retarded he is that he has to simplify everyone to the most basic caricatures (see also Thinkers and Believers) in order to stay angry all the time. He also probably had his hand down his pants while thinking about how he'd have done Reconstruction by murdering every single person below the Mason-Dixon line. This is the Superior Man, everybody.

Also, fucking lol at anyone who thinks that Catboy Fuentes and his pack of retards have any influence whatsoever outside of their circle of fellow tards.
And more projection, since we know Bobby himself is angry enough to want to shoot up a church but won't because he's too lazy. Yet he thinks that every religious person is so stupid and gullible that it will only take one instance of their leader telling them to go murder someone before they do it.

It's like I said earlier, Bob and his ilk have basically checked out of reality, completely proving the OP's point about how the terminally online don't understand anything. Further irony comes from Bob's repeated insistence that the internet isn't reality, yet he's so consumed by his Twitter addiction that he can't fathom how the real world works, filtered as it is through the echo chamber he surrounds himself with.

(Agreeing with others that that Trevor troon is worth looking into. Nearly a carbon copy of Bob. Uncanny.)
03Jul#18
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Again, who said that transwomen like Nick would be barred from public bathrooms?
I know HRT rots your brain, but you'd think that Nick would have at least a little bit of reading comprehension to understand that he wouldn't be barred from all public restrooms, just the women's. Because, y'know, he's a man. If he has a problem with that, maybe he should try not being a sex pervert.
03Jul#31
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Yup that video is really horrifying. Thank you for pointing it out so they can improve the software. Also, if AI systems are not really "intelligent", why should supposedly intelligent people feel threatened?
And one final case of projection, where Bob lambasts others for being too stupid to be considered human, yet is so stupid that he doesn't realize he's actually referring to himself.

As to the AI sperging, remember that a lot of the image generation stuff looked bizarre and stupid a couple years ago, but it has made dramatic strides since then. Video is certainly more complicated than still images, but the technology will continue to improve as it's worked on.
 
'I'm the superior guy from right the f--- now!"
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Excellent work Positron! I haven't laughed this hard in half a decade!

If you ask me, that "Superior Guy from right fucking now" nonsense belongs in the Lardo Retardo Zero-IQ Tweets Hall of Shame alongside Small Amount of McDonald's and Twenty FUCKING Nineteen!


I just want to remind you guys that for all of his imbecilic drivel about how superior he is, Chris Chan has at least two notches on his bedpost, while Bobo the TardPotato has never touched a vagina.
 
Which is a shame because he has so much potential to be more, but this is it. He has no real life friends who can dish on him. He doesn't stream or podcast with a group who could draw out some dumb shit for him to say. He's given up on his skits or making a movie so we can't laugh at his autistic stories, and he's sadly learned not to tell the internet so much about his personal life outside of some vagueposting because we'll make fun of what a loser he is.

There are elements of so many notable cows in him. DSP's refusal to admit wrongdoing, Chris Chan's belief in reality manipulation, Linkara's hero complex, Dobson's insistence on the Nintendo cartoons being more canon than the games, Wings' rage, and a general narcissism and bitterness towards women. But, he'll never have an opportunity to really let them shine. Even if he did get an opportunity to make a movie, he'd stay in a corner, tweeting while someone else did the real work, and then head back home as soon as the day was done, never interacting with the actors or crew.
Honestly, I am kind of happy that Bob is a low tier cow. Cows have gotten so extreme over the last several years that it is impossible to find humor or even be entertained in anyway by their antics the way you were able to a decade or so ago. The real life impact has reached levels of severity that we would have been shocked by when this site first got started. In many aspects the subject of lolcows has become less fun to observe and more of a disappointment to witness.

I'd rather just have Bob be a Twitter sperg where we can laugh at how stupid and pathetic of a human being is.
 
He's comfort food, like a sitcom that's been on the air for a decade, has never won any Emmys and never will, but which has its loyal audience until it's cancelled, or goes down in a heart attack, and the audience drifts apart, only occasionally remembering it used to enjoy that dumb little show.
Bob is like that period of The Simpsons where everyone you know said it was past its prime and wasn't good anymore but you still watched it because you loved The Simpsons and it hadn't gotten completely insufferable yet. I assume Bob will eventually get to the completely insufferable phase and then... I don't know I guess I'll see you all in some other thread when that happens. (I'm sure for some people it has already happened.)

@Flexo
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"Sir, you need feet to wear shoes."
Bob, if this is supposed to be a Goodfellas reference, I would advise you to remember what happened to Billy Batts.

If not, forget I said anything, and you can look forward to it happening to a superior man such as yourself.
 
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Remember the adage that the young tend more liberal and gradually become more conservative as they age? The youth vote does matter in the sense that they're generally a reliable voting bloc for the Dems...provided they show up. There is a huge amount of demoralization going on amongst lefty youth, not only because of the debate but also the whole Israel situation that's already been sapping their support of the administration. If they decide not to even bother with voting or refuse to out of protest, that's a lot of votes that Biden really needs vanishing in a puff of smoke. Doesn't matter the exact numbers, Biden needs everyone on board to have a chance, and it's not looking like that's happening.
The youth voting bloc has never proven decisive for the democrats by showing up, they only have ever been of note for failing to show up when just a few extra percentage points could've made a difference, but they were too drunk/high/busy with shopping to bother. Besides, they'd "done their part" by putting up a big rainbow flag in the dorm room. It's not their fault they lost, the party just needs to "do better".

Every voting cycle the media talking heads descend on campuses and student unions talking about how everyone is "energized" and "turning out in record numbers" - and it never happens.

And that same group is now even more infested with ideological purists and are indeed in open revolt against the DNC right now for supporting Israel over Palestine.
 
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Y'know, it's crazy how the Supreme Court can write their opinion on presidential immunity in the plainest English possible, and people still somehow manage to completely misunderstand it.
leave it to Bob, who claims the MAGAnaiseghoulen are incapable of proper and correct Media Literacy/Analysis, to clap like a goddamn seal when his idiot senpais pronounce such foolishness.
 
You think Bob even realizes how much of himself he gives away by his fixation on people not mattering?

It gives away that HE'S the one who's terrified of being irrelevant. Not mattering is the most horrible thing in the world to him.

He says as much in this post where he was complaining about SJWs wanting to tear down The Escapist, despite all the work he claims he did to reform its image.



In effect, I was feeling as though (justified) outrage at one person and the “reminder” it was serving of other bad persons prior bad actions was not only fixed to (maybe?) burn down something I was a part of over something I hadn’t done, but that I was effectively being told (through lack of anything being said about it at all) that all the work I’d done and all I’d given of myself hadn’t count for anything – that I didn’t count for anything. That I didn’t matter.


Now me, I'm not under any delusional that my life "matters" in the grand scheme of life, the universe, and everything. I just wanna know why Bob thinks his does.
 
Honestly, I am kind of happy that Bob is a low tier cow. Cows have gotten so extreme over the last several years that it is impossible to find humor or even be entertained in anyway by their antics the way you were able to a decade or so ago.
For all his faults Bobby never hurt anybody (and not for lack of malice either: he and Lesser Bro attempt to get someone fired). Chris Chan raped his mom; Rekieta somehow got cocaine in one of this children's system. Troons are doing immeasurable harm to impressionable children. By comparison Bobby is a guilt-free guilty pleasure. What's not to like?

04Jul#01
Genocide
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04Jul#02
I hand the stage to the fox furry for the moment.
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04Jul#03
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04Jul#04
Only Stupid People thinks Biden will lose to Trump. He was just a bit tired can't you see?
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I must have said this more than a dozen times: why hasn't the Dems head-hunted this master strategist?

04Jul#05
By Stupid People Bobby also include those who write op-eds for the Boston Globe.
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04Jul#06
And surprise of surprises: Mehdi Hasan joined the Stupid People! (archive of The Guardian article)
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04Jul#07
Nutters think CNN deliberately tempered with Biden's mic, lighting, angles etc etc.
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I confess I enjoy seeing Biden die-hards writhe and wiggle.


04Jul#08
Bobby recommends the press to lie to the people, and they did just that.
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04Jul#09
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04Jul#10
"Journalists, don't simply report! Replace your source's story with your own!"
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04Jul#12
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So was it "natural selection" that injuns are overtaken by Europe-derived people?

04Jul#13
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Lolita IS a tragic love story; Humbert Humbert died of a broken heart. That he is a monster, a profoundly unreliable yet charismatic narrator, does not mean he is not capable of feeling love. It is true that he saw Dolores as a plaything at the beginning, but at the end he was genuinely shaken by her fate, and how he had a hand in her predicament. Yes, Humbert's love should never have been enacted, but I find it ironic that the same crowd who crow "Love Is Love" would dismiss Humbert's feeling as something else. Aside: this is why people like Bad Writing Takes and The Serfs demand "representation": lacking empathy, they cannot perceive human universalities, especially not in characters who are morally alien to them, such as terves like Rowling.



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The duality of Kevin Feige again: he is at once a mastermind who planned MCU decades in advance yet did not know what he is doing until the moment comes.
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04Jul#19
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04Jul#21
On "deconstruction" sensu Bobby.
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No one is sure what "deconstruction" means so I cannot flat-out say Bobby is wrong. My understanding of Derridean Deconstruction is that it is a motivated, possibly ideological way of reading a text, trying to construct a linguistic link from the text's surface meaning to its exact opposite. A good example are those bullshit "microaggression" accusations. When someone tells an ESL speaker, "You speak like a native speaker!", that person is, so the story goes, actually saying, "You don't quite sound like a native speaker."

04Jul#22
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I'm not in the mood for this music; you be the judge.

04Jul#23
Bobby plays baseball.
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Now me, I'm not under any delusional that my life "matters" in the grand scheme of life, the universe, and everything. I just wanna know why Bob thinks his does.
Ironic that those evil old Christians he doesn't like do have this whole meme of all lives mattering to an infinite and eternal Being.

Good thing he's too smart for that, eh?
 
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