Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

[Flexo]

Planescape Torment comes close; it's generally considered to have the most reprehensible "evil playthrough" of any major RPG ever released. This is a game where you can feed your allies to a pillar of undying, evil severed heads for not very much reward, not to mention the cruelties you can inflict on Dak'kon or Ignus by exploiting their weaknesses.

But the cruelest options tend to require high Intelligence, Wisdom, and Charisma, and so it would be completely unsuited for a Bobthrough.

Why not just pick one of the Sith sides in SWTOR? I think you can even make them fat.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

My eyes glass when I see Bob's tweets. He and his ilk's stupidity is akin to a 404 error.

 

[Jarolleon]

Has anyone here noticed how most of Bob's actions, behavior, and opinions are influenced heavily by his seething hatred of the "dudebro"?

Once you take this into consideration, a lot of Bob's opinions and actions start to make sense:
- The most obvious example is the "Anti-Thinker" character, who is basically just how Bob thinks a dudebro would talk and act like.
- Bob will hate anything that he thinks a dudebro would find enjoyable: sports, modern action movies (Bob still enjoys older 90s action movies but hates Michael Bay action movies), sexy women, first-person shooters, the United States Armed Forces, hunting, etc.
- Adding to the point above: Bob will praise any movie no matter how mediocre if it has anything that can be considered as being anti-dudebro.
- Like his review of Halo: Legends, Bob praises that movie because he thinks it's something that a dudebro would hate watching (anime, slow-paced drama, deconstruction of the USA military industrial complex, etc.)
- With that said, Bob as a movie reviewer can tolerate or pretend not to hate what he considers to be "dudebro content", at least enough to give what he considers to be a fair critique.
- Bob often fantasize about enacting violent revenge on dudebros.
- I don't remember which video he said this, but I remember that moviebob once said that he wanted to watch a movie like Revenge of the Nerds, except its not a comedy.
- I also remember this one time on Twitter, Bob saw a video showing a robot doing some impressive acrobatic things, and his first thought was to program the robot to do kickboxing so it can beat up dudebro mma fighters.
- Come to think of it, I think most of Bob's hatred towards white people has to do with what he think is the primary demographic of the dudebro: White middle-class rural Americans in fly-over states.
- Bob hates Elon Musk and Donald Trump for this very reason.
- He prob sees them as being real-life versions of Biff from the bad future of Back 2 the Future: a dudebro that has gained immense power and wealth through corrupt means.

I could go on listing more examples but I'll leave it here. Go look at anything Bob has said or done in the past and you'll prob see small hints of his hatred of dudebros.

Some people like Moviebob never got over the fact that they were unpopular during highschool, and instead of moving on with their life once they graduate, they carry their spite with them throughout their entire life.

Given that when most lefties say "White men" they're describing frat boys this makes perfect sense.

Throughout his review, he talked about the "meta-narrative" surrounding the Disney movies and their direction. According to Bob, Kylo represents the "old fans" and everything "toxic" that came out of it, while Rey represented the "wider audience". He compared Rey sleeping in a downed AT-AT is the same as sleeping in a Star Wars bed.

To be fair, Bob is probably correct about the writers' intent, it's just that most sane people see this overly "meta" story arc as a symptom of the creative world being in possession of a gaggle of vacuous hipsters, and not something to praise.

Or is this Bob responding to the critics with his own long-winded version of the "Yes" meme?

 

[Flexo]

Someone called Chris Gore has been disrespecting Wokeness.

I follow Film Threat now so I watched that video where he ended up talking about it. The question remains: What's the big idea? Wasn't there entire channels on TV dedicated to LGetc just a few years ago? Why not have Disney just go full gay all the time? (I mean, we KNOW the real reason, I just want to force them to say it.)


OMG! Old white men tend to look alike when all their hair turns white! SUCH a powerful observation, Bob.

I swear if James Gunn does Kingdom Come I'm going to completely have an autistic flip out and finally start killing all humans.

Spoiler: Comic nerdity

KC is legit one of my favorite DC stories. And I know @RockVolnutt have had our discussions about comics before, but KC is one of those I would definitely put as very - VERY hard to adapt.

Part of that is because it was written by comic book fans, for comic book fans. There's tons of references and callbacks to things in comics at the time. It's not 100% necessary to get them to follow the story, but there's a lot of layers and subtext you're just going to miss or not understand without that knowledge.

And the whole thing just requires so much set up to establish and build the world for the stakes of the story, there's just also no way you'd be able to do it justice in a 2 hr film. You would have to have a trilogy of films or a prestige series - basically 6-10 hrs of run time to even begin to approach this. Oh sure you can try and trim it down to "just the highlights" but the resulting film is then going to suck. Much of it will make no sense to people or - at best - it's going to be completely forgettable with none of the emotional impact the source has. It would be the essence of "cargo-cult writing" with all of the form, none of the function.

Now I could be wrong, but Gunn also strikes me as just... wrong for the project. KC is something you'd want Nolan on (and that's not just me being a Nolan fanboy). KC is a dead serious story. The humor in it is very sparse and very dry - most of it follows after the climax actually in the coda. If anything, humor in it is used ironically - as a sign of people being unaware of ignorant of what's going on. I don't hate the films Gunn has done, I think he's pretty great when he stays in his lane. I just doubt he has the maturity and nuance to take on this story.

Oh wait - the story is all serious and we know how Bob is all "hur durr, comics are weird and dumb, brighten up the serious story! you can't have maturity in capeshit!" He's probably actually looking forward to Gunn putting the Whedon treatment to KC! Which just makes me even angrier!

Oh wait. The entire story of KC kicks off when Kansas and most of the breadbasket of the USA is wiped out by a superhero fight. No wonder Bob is getting a chubby at finally getting to see his lifelong dream on the silver screen.

 

[Mr Processor]

One that I teased in the past but never got around to making was The Outer Worlds. It's made by some of the New Vegas people, albeit after a massive dose of social justice.

The premise seems tailor made for Bob. A bunch of people go to space to set up a corporate colony, but due to problems on the surface your ship is left in stasis to drift, forever on the corporate "do it later" list. You're saved by Rick from Rick and Morty and are sent down to do things planetside. The moral choice of the game is a toss up between Rick (science!), corporate management, or workers.

The problem with the game is it's a bit dull so I never completed my vanilla playthrough.

I played a bit of offbrand New Vegas too. There are free mods for New Vegas that are a lot better.

 

[OutInTheRain]

I find it weird that Bobbo thinks that the owner of a massive corporation knows everyone by name. Not that after losing almost all of its staff Twitter can hardly be called massive.

Ahh yes, we need to have life long unaccountable bureaucrats who are nigh impossible to fire for the nation to function. Because an ever expanding, unaccountable bureaucracy has never led to the destruction of a nation before...

Coffee-machine operators turn out to be more politically instrumental than you believe!

I feel dumber for having read this. This is legit schizo posting. Coffee...tastes good, yes the caffeine is nice, but at the end of the day...it tastes good. That's why it's popular, and it does make a somewhat healthier mid day snack, provided you cut down on the cream and sugar.

I still have no idea why Americans think it is the schools', rather than the parents', responsibility to feed their kids.

How can Capitalism be cruel if it engendered the whole LGBT shebang?

Ok...my lunch when I went to school was a sandwich, which had a slice of processed cheese most of the time. How in the fuck, can you not afford something that costs 50 cents, and a minute to make. Furthermore, "tax me forever, because people are stupid and lazy" makes no sense. If these people think capitalism which is just trading goods and services is cruel, wait until the state makes them work in a coal mine. If you don't work, you don't eat is a central part of every system ever. The only difference is...the commies will shoot you if you have a tantrum over it.

I would say never bet against James Cameron, he has had surprise hits before. However...he's old, and has probably lost his edge over the years. I think it will make money, but I doubt Avatar 3 will. Furthermore, who the fuck wants more Avatar? The first film wasn't good, it was just a giant CGI explosion, we have what feels like hundreds of those a year now.

 

[Mr Processor]

I like how its a damned if you do, damned if you don't agree with Bob. If you saw Avatar II and didn't like it, you're just a stupid chud, but if you did like it, than your some kind of hypocrite because it has any kind of messaging that might disagree with your world view. I saw Chris Gore talking about Avatar II, and he seemed to have plenty of criticism of the film, he said the screening he was at were literally laughing at the dialogue because of how goofy it is. Chris also said that you could clearly tell where James Cameron's politics are, and apparently the whole thing is a screed against whaling, which maybe I'm a complete fucking retard, but I'm pretty sure the only people who can even legally hunt whale are Inuit (at least on this half of the planet) and they're limited to subsistence hunting. From what I remember of what he said, he liked the Father-Son aspect, which is pretty rare in modern films, and that where it was bad, it was just generically bad, not modern movie politisperging bad.

Also, while I didn't love it, I actually remember the original Avatar, and they didn't "Defeat Colonialism with Feels", the Na'vi just killed people. Unless Bob is so disconnected from other people that he thinks a 12-foot arrow through the chest is "feels".

Here's my impression of Chris Gore: He's basically a liberal who wants to like Hollywood and Disney, but ends up stuck because their movies and TV shows are objectively bad lately. But he keeps trying. I have no expectations for Avatar II because I'd put Avatar I in the lower tier of James Cameron films (absolute pinnacle for me was Aliens). I wouldn't be surprised if you could watch it and not be bored, but I doubt I'd want to get the Blu Ray and watch it annually or anything.

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

I think it's purely that midwit spoiled rich girls tend to imagine themselves as having upper class British accents (never Yorkshire or Scottish!) just because it makes 'em more fancy and posh 'n' stuff.

"Fancy and posh" of course describes women Bob will never fuck, but then again so does "conscious."

I'd pay actual money to see a Star Wars movie starring Diane Morgan, basically playing her role as Philomena Cunk in space; it'd be a damn sight more entertaining than any of the crap they've churned out recently
sadly, like Caribbean Star Trek (with a Haitian Captain Picard), it's one of those ideas that shall forever remain on the drawing board

 

[King Dead]

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OK it might be a zoning violation, but I have no idea why this is "cult shit" or has anything to do with a horseman.

This is just petty bullshit from San Fran trying to make Elon's life a pain. There are countless stories of tech workers sleeping at the office during periods of crunch, oftentimes under their desk. It sucks, but it's something that has to be done sometimes for any number of reasons. If I were in such a situation and the CEO was deliberately making a point to haul some actual beds into unused space so I could get a halfway decent night's sleep, I'd be a lot happier. But people like Bobby are too busy foaming at the mouth about the bad Twitter man that they scream about cults and try and get him fined.

The GIF is from Sorry to Bother You, a movie that had some not very thinly veiled at all anti-capitalist/anti-racist messaging. A plot point is the evil corporation the main character works for is turning effectively slaves into human/horse hybrids to make them work better, and the end scene has them storming the evil CEO's home. It was a weird movie. Bob seems to be implying Twitter workers are going to go and murder Elon for the crime of...providing amenities. Yeah, this one wasn't thought through at all.

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So I went to see Violent Night this afternoon, but not on Bobby's recommendation or anything (God no). Stopped clock moment for ol' Fatso here, it was a lot of fun. It basically feels like the director/writers took the whole "Die Hard is a Christmas movie" joke and went "wait, why don't we just make a Christmas-themed Die Hard movie?" instead, and it worked pretty well. David Harbour was great as Santa, plenty of bloody action and some pretty gory kills, and even managed to pull a sappy Christmas ending. A good movie to add to your unconventional Christmas movie list.

However, "the best idea that anyone has ever had for a movie" is far too hyperbolic. Tone it down a bit, Bob, I know the social media intern quoted you for some dumb reason, but that's ridiculous.

My eyes glass when I see Bob's tweets. He and his ilk's stupidity is akin to a 404 error.

Welcome to the "I can't take Bob's thread unless I skim over everything" club. Between the anger, the stupidity, and the undeserved smug sense of superiority, it's hard to take Diabeeto's unending deluge of word salad in anything more than small doses.

I follow Film Threat now so I watched that video where he ended up talking about it. The question remains: What's the big idea? Wasn't there entire channels on TV dedicated to LGetc just a few years ago? Why not have Disney just go full gay all the time? (I mean, we KNOW the real reason, I just want to force them to say it.)

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OMG! Old white men tend to look alike when all their hair turns white! SUCH a powerful observation, Bob.

I swear if James Gunn does Kingdom Come I'm going to completely have an autistic flip out and finally start killing all humans.

Spoiler: Comic nerdity

KC is legit one of my favorite DC stories. And I know @RockVolnutt have had our discussions about comics before, but KC is one of those I would definitely put as very - VERY hard to adapt.

Part of that is because it was written by comic book fans, for comic book fans. There's tons of references and callbacks to things in comics at the time. It's not 100% necessary to get them to follow the story, but there's a lot of layers and subtext you're just going to miss or not understand without that knowledge.

And the whole thing just requires so much set up to establish and build the world for the stakes of the story, there's just also no way you'd be able to do it justice in a 2 hr film. You would have to have a trilogy of films or a prestige series - basically 6-10 hrs of run time to even begin to approach this. Oh sure you can try and trim it down to "just the highlights" but the resulting film is then going to suck. Much of it will make no sense to people or - at best - it's going to be completely forgettable with none of the emotional impact the source has. It would be the essence of "cargo-cult writing" with all of the form, none of the function.

Now I could be wrong, but Gunn also strikes me as just... wrong for the project. KC is something you'd want Nolan on (and that's not just me being a Nolan fanboy). KC is a dead serious story. The humor in it is very sparse and very dry - most of it follows after the climax actually in the coda. If anything, humor in it is used ironically - as a sign of people being unaware of ignorant of what's going on. I don't hate the films Gunn has done, I think he's pretty great when he stays in his lane. I just doubt he has the maturity and nuance to take on this story.

Oh wait - the story is all serious and we know how Bob is all "hur durr, comics are weird and dumb, brighten up the serious story! you can't have maturity in capeshit!" He's probably actually looking forward to Gunn putting the Whedon treatment to KC! Which just makes me even angrier!

Oh wait. The entire story of KC kicks off when Kansas and most of the breadbasket of the USA is wiped out by a superhero fight. No wonder Bob is getting a chubby at finally getting to see his lifelong dream on the silver screen.
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I mean, I'm not going to read into Gunn's tweets anywhere near as hard as Bobby is. It's entirely possible that Gunn chose that KC image just because it has a bunch of DC heroes around a table and didn't mean anything more than what he literally said: "making plans." I also prefer a literal interpretation because I enjoy seeing Bob be wrong about things, poking many a hole in his supposed expert credentials on capeshit (all bullshit). He constantly pulls this "lol see I told you, look at how smart I am" shit, and when it doesn't pan out, he just pretends he never said it in the first place.

But for your sake and the sake of humanity, I hope that KC doesn't get ruined for you. Lord knows there's enough pop culture ruining going around these days.

 

[Flexo]

Here's my impression of Chris Gore: He's basically a liberal who wants to like Hollywood and Disney, but ends up stuck because their movies and TV shows are objectively bad lately. But he keeps trying.

He's even more a centrist than Tim Pool is. Chris has admitted that when it comes to kids, he's as extreme conservative as you can be but otherwise he's on the right about some topics, and on the left about others.

This used to be called "normal" but then the NPCs had to go crazy and now that position just makes you the worst kind of right winger - a centrist.


@King Dead

I mean, I'm not going to read into Gunn's tweets anywhere near as hard as Bobby is. It's entirely possible that Gunn chose that KC image just because it has a bunch of DC heroes around a table and didn't mean anything more than what he literally said: "making plans." I also prefer a literal interpretation because I enjoy seeing Bob be wrong about things, poking many a hole in his supposed expert credentials on capeshit (all bullshit). He constantly pulls this "lol see I told you, look at how smart I am" shit, and when it doesn't pan out, he just pretends he never said it in the first place.

But for your sake and the sake of humanity, I hope that KC doesn't get ruined for you. Lord knows there's enough pop culture ruining going around these days.

What kind of makes it extra concerning with Gunn is that his second image in the tweet is from KC also. I could understand using the cover art image of the book for the "JLA table" scene (even if that's one of the easiest comic book images to find) but the second one? It's really hard to ignore that.

Obviously I agree with you about Bob's false predictions. However you did help me remember something else I left out.

Remember my point before about Bob being a blue-curtain free-associating retard? Well for further proof look at Bob's tweet comparing James Gunn to the main character of KC. The old man from Kingdom Come is a PREACHER. Yeah a bit of a Californian liberal preacher, but considering the comic was originally published in 1996, that obviously means he's a full on evangelical right-winger today.

But does Bob stop to think about associating one of his Hollywood heroes he lives vicariously through with an obsolete "believer"? Nope! "They both old men! It means something!"

 

[Brother Wind]

I still have no idea why Americans think it is the schools', rather than the parents', responsibility to feed their kids.

Because they have to go to school. If youre gonna force minors to do things, then perhaps, just perhaps they should be provided for. We have to feed prisoners, why not students? Not to mention school should be a place where kids get opportunities to better themselves. And starving poor kids isn't how you do that

 

[JayHarrison]

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Moviebob: "Take if from someone in their 40s who [...] was also stupid..."

Reality: "...And someone who continues to be stupid."

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"It hasn't happened" (past tense) is not synonymous with "it won't happen" (future tense).

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Coffee-machine operators turn out to be more politically instrumental than you believe!
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As says Moviebob, simulant striving for a technofascistic fyuuchaa.

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The GOP turn out to be anti-American domestic terrorists that spread a deadly plague.
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Oh, sure. Because a bullet to the brain is less deadly than a virus with a 99% survival rate.

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Let's turn to another type of "Domestic terrorists"
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Bioterrorism-supporting film critic says "what?"

Moviebob: "What?"

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Moviebob is Roger Ebert with twice the weight and none of the intelligence.

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Pay TV is the monster in your living room, preventing you from watching the shit you used to watch for free.

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Unless it's Disney+. Then it's your best friend. Ain't that right, Bob?

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Someone called Chris Gore has been disrespecting Wokeness.
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Regardless what you think of Chris Gore, Chris will always be a better person than Moviebob ever will.

 

[make_it_so]

So for shits and giggles, I decided to run one of Bob's many unflattering pictures through that Different Dimension Me AI art generator.

The results are...interesting.

 

[Wulfpack Legend]

Here's a fairly small amount of art

 

[Judge Dredd]

Has anyone here noticed how most of Bob's actions, behavior, and opinions are influenced heavily by his seething hatred of the "dudebro"?

Sorry if late, but yes. I don't know if it's been mentioned, but what's strange about Bob's hatred of dudebros though is they don't seem to have wronged him specifically. It's all theoretical. They didn't vote for his technocrat future, they like films that he doesn't, things like that. It's not general behaviour either, since Bob occasionally does dudebro things like getting black out drunk or bragging about how much he can lift.

 

[Grumpy Pickle Rick]

So for shits and giggles, I decided to run one of Bob's many unflattering pictures through that Different Dimension Me AI art generator.

The results are...interesting.
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Honestly, I still think he looks gross.

The mustache and the glasses just look wrong.

 

[Mr Processor]

Because they have to go to school. If youre gonna force minors to do things, then perhaps, just perhaps they should be provided for. We have to feed prisoners, why not students? Not to mention school should be a place where kids get opportunities to better themselves. And starving poor kids isn't how you do that

Oh, I realized I should probably add a preamble since this is a reply. I think what Bob is talking about below might raise the price of food in the US, which won't be good for those kids he thinks we should feed.

I was never worried about Japan buying up Rockefeller center, but I honestly don't trust Bill Gates if he gets too much power over the US food supply. Bob, of course, figures it will all be fine! Bill Gates is our friend who believes in The Science. But then I'm just some nerd who remembers FUD and the Halloween Documents, unlike Bob the intellectual.

As to China buying up farmland, this isn't like Japan buying auto plants. This would be closer to Soviet Russia buying them back in the 80's. China and the US are having a Cold War over Taiwan right now, and if Bob doesn't think that's a good idea he can take it up with Biden and Pelosi. Don't worry though, if you do worry you are a Xenophobic Racist impeding the Superior Future. (That Chinese lady with the fake tits still isn't going to touch your dick, Bob.)

 

[Flexo]

Sorry if late, but yes. I don't know if it's been mentioned, but what's strange about Bob's hatred of dudebros though is they don't seem to have wronged him specifically. It's all theoretical. They didn't vote for his technocrat future, they like films that he doesn't, things like that. It's not general behaviour either, since Bob occasionally does dudebro things like getting black out drunk or bragging about how much he can lift.

Because they're always the bad guys in films.

For all his blather about being able to tell the difference between fiction and reality... he really can't. If you ever have trouble parsing one of his statements, don't look at it like a normal person who is aware of a reality - look at it as a crazy shut-in who only relates to the real world through movies. Why do you think his reaction to almost any news item is to find whichever character in a movie looks like the participants?

 

[Positron]

Bobby has a new batch of swag to sell. Note the royal "us".

His e-bay page is empty now. Those more familiar with e-bay might want to check his sales history.

Chelsea Clinton shows off her political wisdom while Bobby shows off his Believer cred.

So why don't you?

Nazis!

I'd take the killing of jews over the tax cut, thank you.

Bobby wants to see more women suffer in the hands of LGBT ideologues.

Sadly the "Respect for Marriage Act" has passed the House despite the tearful plea of Vicky Hartzler.

Brother Alpha has an ingenious way to take the guns off MAGA trash.




Sheboon privilege:

No, I'm not happy with that genius junkie sheboon not having to serve her term -- and I don't even know she is a lesbian.

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Bari Weiss on the Twitter Files. The familiar golems are stirring.


The reason that trannies are seething is that journalist Abigail Shrier, author of Irreversible Damage, is part of the team digging Twitter's censorship list.

Venessa Urquhart is a familiar name to those who read Tranny Sideshows.


I'd love to see Alex Caraballo sue Musk over a screenshot!

And of course Bobby lives in the same reality as trannies do.






"Centrist piety"


Bobby on political bias.






Bobby retweeted far, far more about Bari Weiss, Twitter Files, the exposure of the political bias of Dorsey's Twitter, and their lies about LibsOfTiktok. These are such nothingburgers am I right?

More Musk-related shit:








Jordan Peterson:

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About James Gunn's plan to turn DCEU on its head.

Bobby also retweets this pile of shit from James Gunn.


Your life is indeed wasted if it consists of waiting to be fed consoomer products.


Archive of the article that Bobby agrees a lot with.



Witcher TV. Article

Disliking the audience is a sure way to improve your ratings.

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Games Awards.

Why does Bobby care at all? Why doesn't he just sleep it over and pretend that Games Awards isn't a real thing?

Something happened during the show.

 

[The tired cat]

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So, can we get the name of this "former aide"? Or is it usually the "Oh, trust us, this info is 100% an we tots aren't making BS guys!" category like that "Putin is tots gonna die anyday now guyz!"